Size matters. Especially if you’re being screwed.
And if this man is elected, we all will be.
Size matters. Especially if you’re being screwed.
And if this man is elected, we all will be.
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Really, I know that it’s a long way till November.
And I know that we are all realizing that we laughed at Donald Dfrumpf to our peril.
And I also know that with this video, I am acknowledging that he is a terrible threat to the GOP, the United States, and the world.
But I’m not laughing at Donald Dfrumpf. I’m laughing at Chris Christie.
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/03/curb-your-enthusiam-chris-christie
//embed.crooksandliars.com/embed/9oNpcXVv
OK. So it wasn’t really that easy since I can’t actually embed the video (even though the link says “EMBED”.
It’s the first clear sign of how difficult life will be with a Drumpf presidency.
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Tomorrow morning, I will leave for work not completely accessorized. Not being much of a fashionista, that’s not normally a problem. But tomorrow I will stop to make sure I have the perfect accessory:

It’s Super Tuesday, and Virginia is in with the in crowd of mostly southern states holding their primaries.
Strangely, here in Virginia, it doesn’t feel much like there is an election coming up. TV ads are not constant, and while we’ve been getting a lot of campaign calls, there aren’t any more annoying calls than usual.
Most unusual is the almost complete lack of political signs. For the past 8 years, there have been far more political signs than voters around here. The absence of them, without any sort of ordinance prohibiting them, makes me think that everyone around me is secretly supporting Donald Dfrump.*
Anyway, I’m sure you’re dying to know: I’m voting for Hillary.
Philosophically, I’m really in Bernie’s camp. I’d love government-sponsored healthcare. I’d love to make college free. I would love to erase income inequality.
But I’m a pragmatist.
Even if Bernie could get elected (and I don’t agree with pundits that claim he can’t), well, I spent 10 years watching the sausage mill that is our government. And I simply don’t think Bernie can do it.
Hillary Clinton has my vote because I think she will be a good president. Because she’s smart and capable. Because she knows the system inside, outside and upside and downside.
Is she perfect? Is she my dream candidate? Nope. I was for Obama in 2008 (actually, I wanted him to be my candidate beginning in 2004).
I am not blind to the problems with her. I would rather a flawed candidate than one who is promising more than he can deliver.
And I think that Hillary can beat Trump or whichever GOP candidate is vomited out of a brokered convention.
So early tomorrow, I will cast my vote and get my sticker.
* If you haven’t seen John Oliver’s show on Donald Trump, get yourself some popcorn:
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You tell me. Separated at birth?
I received these pictures in an email with no attribution. I’m assuming they can be found on google, though. 😉
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Holy shit.
This election just got really interesting.
Antonin Scalia died. Anybody need a hanky? I didn’t think so.
Mitch McConnell has already said that the next president should nominate someone for the vacancy.
So did Ted Cruz.
Of course they said that. And of course, Mitch McConnell will block the nomination of whomever President Obama puts forward, even if the man or woman’s halo is clearly visible to Scott Kelly from space.
According to my husband the lawyer and Google, a 4-4 tie in the US Supreme Court means that the lower court ruling will stand.
Things are gonna get interesting.
Many thanks to my bloggin’ buddy Mark at Exile on Pain Street for letting me know the news.
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