It may surprise you to know, but once I dreamed of being an archeologist. It’s true! That was before the Indiana Jones movies, too. It was before I knew I was destined to become a great actress. Oh, and before bowel disease.
Once I developed bowel disease, my dreams changed. Tromping around the desert searching for a toilet and artifacts (in that order) didn’t seem like a great career path. And until today, well, I believed I was right. But I just realized I was wrong. (I was right that I would be wandering the desert looking for a place to poop, though. So I wasn’t completely wrong.)
You see, today’s Washington Post reports that Clifford Coulthard, while looking for a place to go, stumbled onto an absolutely amazing discovery:
“Nature called, and Cliff walked up this creek bed into this gorge and found this amazing spring surrounded by rock art,” archaeologist Giles Hamm told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. “A man getting out of the car to go to the toilet led to the discovery of one of the most important sites in Australian prehistory.”
Profile view of Warratyi Rock Shelter elevated above local stream catchment. (Giles Hamm) as printed in the Washington Post article linked to earlier.
as a friend of mine once said, “Civilization all comes down to where you put your poop.”
Think of the discoveries I could have made over the nearly 45 years I’ve been pooping too much!
Filed under ; Don't Make Me Feel Perky Tonigh, All The News You Need, Archeology, Conspicuous consumption, Cool people, Crohn's Disease, Health, Huh?, Humor, laughter, Nobody's gonna excavate my poop. I hope., Oh shit, Poop, Science, Shit, Shit happens
What’s scarier than a slasher? Things that go bump in the night? A monster under the bed?
The possibility that these two will live in the White House. At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW, Washington, DC.
There is an answer, though.
Google. Oh and Hillary.
And this is pretty damn important too.
VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS FOR THE HOUSE AND SENATE
Because they’re already planning to oppose anything she tries to do as President.
But since I love you all, I’ll give you a break. You can watch this.
Filed under 'Merica, 2016, 2nd Amendment, Abortion, Adult Traumas, Bat-shit crazy, Beating that Dead Horse, Campaigning, Cancer on Society, Clinton Foundation, Conspicuous consumption, Do GOP Voters Actually THINK?, Don't Make Me Puke, Donald Trump, Donald Trump is a Pussy Too, Elections Matter, Farts, FLOTUS, Fuckin' Donald Trump, Goats, Good Works, GOP, Gross, Hillary for President, Holidays, House of Representatives, How stupid can you be, GOP?, How the Hell Did We GET HERE?, Huh?, Humiliation, Humor, Hypocrisy, I don't really want to know how big it is, Insighting violence, IWillVote.com, Oh shit, Planned Parenthood, Political Corruption, Politician Pussies, Politics, Saving the World, Shit, Shit Your Pants Scary, Shitty GOP, Size Matters, Stupidity, Taking Care of Each Other, Things that make me nuts, Trump Legally Declared a Slug, Vote, Voting, Washington, What a Putz, What must folks in other countries be thinking?, Where does the GOP get these guys?, Women Should Decide Women's Health Issues, WTF?