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Tag Archives: Shit
March 29, 2018 · 0:00
A Ruse?
Filed under A Little Restraint, Perhaps, Advice from an Expert Patient, Assholes, Bat-shit crazy, Being an asshole, Class Act, Disgustology, Huh?, Humor, Oh shit, Poop, Poop Power, Seriously weird, Shit, Wild Beasts, WTF?
Tagged as Assholes, Bat-shit crazy, Bigotry, Huh?, Humor, Merde, Oh shit, Poop, Shit, Toilets, WTF?
April 1, 2017 · 0:00
You’ve been waiting for this, haven’t you?
April Fools for normal folks. A must have product for folks with poo problems.
February 28, 2017 · 0:00
I Can Change The World!
It will come as no surprise that I would personally love to save the world. But like most folks, well, I just couldn’t figure out how.
When the Women’s March happened, my hopes dwindled. How could I save the world and still be within reach of the bathroom? Ditto all the other spontaneous and planned demonstrations that have taken place since January 21.
But then I learned that Yes. I. Can! Really! I can save the world from climate change single-handedly. Really! Me!
You can’t though. Sorry.
You see, I just read this article that says that the city of Portland, Oregon has come up with a terrific way to produce electricity through poop. And pee.
I can do that. In fact, I often can’t NOT do that.
It’s true! They installed toilet turbines to generate power with every flush.
I volunteer to power the East Coast. Except for the White House and Mara Laga. Because I don’t give a shit about Trump.
Filed under All The News You Need, Assholes, Climate Change, Conspicuous consumption, Crazy Folks In Office, Crohn's Disease, Disgustology, Global Warming, Health, Holy Shit, Humiliation, Humor, Illness, keys to success, laughter, Mom would die of embarrassment, Not something you hear about every day, Oh shit, Poop, Poop Power, Saving the World, Seriously weird, Shit happens, Sit ins, Trump Legally Declared a Slug, Why the hell do I tell you these stories?, WTF?
Tagged as Climate Change, Poop Matters, Poop Power, Shit, Toilets, World Toilet Day
February 22, 2017 · 0:00
There’s a Name For That!
Feeling down in the mouth? Discouraged? Hopeless?
You’re not alone.
When I’m suffering with something-or-other, it really helps to know that I’m not alone. Since November 9, 2016, there’s been a veritable epidemic of misery sweeping the nation. Relax, though. Because your misery now has a name, an actual diagnosis:
‘Post-Election Stress Disorder’
We’re all suffering from PESD. Although frankly, I don’t know why they needed a new diagnosis. Because if the election of Donald Trump doesn’t represent a traumatic event, I don’t know what does.
The only treatment is action.
Filed under 'Merica, 2017, ; Don't Make Me Feel Perky Tonigh, Abortion, Adult Traumas, Assholes, Bat-shit crazy, Beating that Dead Horse, Cancer on Society, Climate Change, Clusterfuck, Cowardly Gun Owners, Crazy Folks In Office, Criminal Activity, Curses!, Cut it out, 2017!, Cyber Brownshirts, Disgustology, Do GOP Voters Actually THINK?, Don't Take My Medicare, Donald Trump, Dying Dreams, Elections Matter, Fuckin' Donald Trump, Global Warming, GOP, Health and Medicine, Holy Shit, How the Hell Did We GET HERE?, Humiliation, Humor, Hypocrisy, I Can't Get No, Incompetent Trump Minions, Jeff Sessions, Kakistocracy, Longing for Dick, Make Resistance Fun, Mental Health, Not My President, Oh shit, Peaceful Protests, Planned Parenthood, Political Corruption, Putin's President, Resistance is not futile, Shit Your Pants Scary, Stupidity, Things that make me nuts, Tom Price, Trump Legally Declared a Slug, Trump Mis-Administration, Washington, What a Maroon, What a Putz, What must folks in other countries be thinking?, Women Should Decide Women's Health Issues, WTF?
Tagged as PESD, PTSD, Shit, Trump's Making Us Crazy
December 23, 2016 · 0:00
Jingle Bells, Santa Smells …
It was a staple of my childhood. In fact these lyrics always pop into my head whenever somebody sings Jingle Bells.
Jingle bells
Santa smells
Easter’s on its way …
The clip below was either produced by my childhood best friend, Liz, or other people sang our version, too. I’m guessing the latter.
And it is an early gift to me, and to you.
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! Leave the fan on!
Filed under ; Don't Make Me Feel Perky Tonigh, A Little Restraint, Perhaps, Adult Traumas, Advice from an Expert Patient, Bat-shit crazy, Chronic Disease, Class Act, Crohn's Disease, Curses!, Disgustology, Farts, Flatulence, Gas
Tagged as Do I have to go again?, Poopourri, Shit, Something died in there, Stinky, This is soooooo embarrassing, Turn on the fan!
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