Jingle Bells, Santa Smells …

It was a staple of my childhood.  In fact these lyrics always pop into my head whenever somebody sings Jingle Bells.

Jingle bells

Santa smells

Easter’s on its way …

The clip below was either produced by my childhood best friend, Liz, or other people sang our version, too.  I’m guessing the latter.

And it is an early gift to me, and to you.

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!  Leave the fan on!


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29 responses to “Jingle Bells, Santa Smells …

  1. Ahhhh! A “Santa poops!” joke to celebrate the holiday — it’s good to be back at your blog, Elyse! #onlyyou

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  2. Perfect ! Merry, merry, Elyse. πŸŽ„

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  3. Happy holidays, Elise! Here’s hoping everything comes out OK for you! — Jim

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  4. Why does everything that the Brits say sound so sophisticated? Even “pinching a fruitcake”? Thanks for the chuckles, Elyse! πŸ™‚

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  5. Merry Christmas, Elyse! Haha, leave it to you to find that video. Too funny. πŸ™‚

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  6. I’d forgotten about this one! Thanks for the “re -fresh-air”.
    Merry Christmas.

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  7. “Christmas Ass” is my new favorite saying …hahahaha!

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  8. I never knew that very of Jingle Bells, but this video is a hoot … and very Elyseian. Merry Christmas & happy tooting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BrkUIVL8E&t=4s

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  10. The version on the West coast must be different. As I recall, it went, “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.”

    I’ve never bought PooPourri before, because I don’t poop. Nope. Never since the age of three. And there are no eye witnesses to testify otherwise.

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  11. I love those commercials. And I recently discovered that PooPourri really does work.

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  12. Deb

    I will never look at Santa, or young English girls, the same way again…Thanks Elyse

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