You heard, no doubt, that President-elect Donald Trump had an unscheduled, impromptu call to President Tsai of Taiwan, causing a potential rift with China because the two countries aren’t as close as the map suggests.
I thought I would provide a form letter to be used whenever we need one. Which, based on the calls he’s already made to leaders in the Philippines, Argentina, Turkey and the UK, we’ll need frequently
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Majority of American Voters
Dear World Leader _________:
Please forgive President-elect/President Donald Trump for the diplomatic incident he caused today. We’re afraid that he (check all that apply):
◊ Ignorantly stepped into it because of a lack of knowledge of international relations;
◊ Knew he shouldn’t do it, but there are problems with a construction deal in your country;
◊ Thought nobody would notice;
◊ Didn’t understand that it’s the little things that lead to wars (see “history,” and “Archduke Franz Ferdinand”; or
◊ Explain here: _______________________
Please don’t attack us. You see, we
Sincerely,
Folks in the US stuck with this moron for 4 years
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If this doesn’t work, I fear we’ll all be acting like Bert.
FiftyFourandAHalf 