You heard, no doubt, that President-elect Donald Trump had an unscheduled, impromptu call to President Tsai of Taiwan, causing a potential rift with China because the two countries aren’t as close as the map suggests.
I thought I would provide a form letter to be used whenever we need one. Which, based on the calls he’s already made to leaders in the Philippines, Argentina, Turkey and the UK, we’ll need frequently
Majority of American Voters
Dear World Leader _________:
Please forgive President-elect/President Donald Trump for the diplomatic incident he caused today. We’re afraid that he (check all that apply):
◊ Ignorantly stepped into it because of a lack of knowledge of international relations;
◊ Knew he shouldn’t do it, but there are problems with a construction deal in your country;
◊ Thought nobody would notice;
◊ Didn’t understand that it’s the little things that lead to wars (see “history,” and “Archduke Franz Ferdinand”; or
◊ Explain here: _______________________
Please don’t attack us. You see, we
Folks in the US stuck with this moron for 4 years
If this doesn’t work, I fear we’ll all be acting like Bert.