Today is Duncan’s birthday — his 3rd! He is a wonderful dog. Sweet, relatively obedient, and incredibly lovable.
The Birthday Boy!
But I went a bit overboard with doggie treats for this good boy this year. So I figured I’d share them with his friends at the park. In a way that would be good for the earth. In a way that positively shouts “DOG!” I made doggie goodie bags!
OK, in the stupidest way possible. I used biodegradable dog poop bags, and filled them full of delicious brown dog treats. That way, if I missed any of the morning friends Duncan and I usually walk with, I could leave one on their car.
A dog poop bag filled with brown stuff, left on a car. What could possibly go wrong?
Luckily for me, we saw his friends, and they and their parents were delighted by the goodie bags. They didn’t think me weird for
- Making doggie goodie bags,
- Using poop bags for party bags; or
- Expecting that if they found one of these on their car that they would open it up and feed it to their dog.
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What’s scarier than a slasher? Things that go bump in the night? A monster under the bed?
The possibility that these two will live in the White House. At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW, Washington, DC.
There is an answer, though.
Google. Oh and Hillary.
And this is pretty damn important too.
VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS FOR THE HOUSE AND SENATE
Because they’re already planning to oppose anything she tries to do as President.
But since I love you all, I’ll give you a break. You can watch this.
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