I’m away, without good access to the internet.
But the universe told me you missed me. Or maybe seeing this picture did:
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I didn’t even know I didn’t know that. Thank you.
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Yep, now I know. Thank you.
Oh, good gives me time to catch up while resting in hot air.
Well, frankly, with me there isn’t much to catch up on! But lolling around sounds lovely.
Enjoy a gas-free-hopefully break!
I love the “gasbag President” comment. I have just been shaking my head at the press conference video of him and Angela Merkel. It looks so like a weird passage from a comical film until you realise how tragic it is
I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch that yet. What a disgrace.
I read somewhere that couples who fart in from of each other stay together longer… more “buoyancy” in the relationship, I guess. Thanks for sharing. 🙂
I wonder how many of my lives will find me married to my husband then.
Apparently, I might have a few manatees near my cubicle.
Well then you will be happy to know that this article says that smelling farts is good for you.
I did miss you. I worry so when you kids don’t call and don’t write.
You know if that was a womanatee, nobody would be okay with all that farting.
That picture is a gas!
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Anyone saying that haven’t missed you would be risking their head. Happy farting.
😉 I’ll be thinking of you kid.
The bubbles are a bit larger.
Hahaha! I can only hope to share this fun fact today.
The secret is just knowing the right moment!
learning AND laughing. Hope you can see why we really do miss you 😉
IT’s true. Nobody understands why I didn’t try to teach 7th grade boys.
Ever the one to educate… thank you Elyse! We do miss and hope all is well.
Everything’s fine, Deb, thanks. I am away and totally disgusted by “our” gasbag president. Hope you’re well, too.
I’m so glad to know that. Now I have something new to aspire to.
That’s what I thought. I’ve already got the bod…
Awesome! Thank you for checking in. Miss you. 🙂
Actually I’m in Texas, a bit closer to you no doubt!
Where in Texas?
Outside Houston. Quick trip. Heading home tomorrow.
Well… I WAS missing you.
I know. I had that whole “absence makes the heart grow fonder” thing going for me and had to spoil it all with a fart joke.
Yes.. I have been wondering where you are these days. Now I know. 🙂
Yup. Staying buoyant.
Tee hee hee…..
I’m so glad none of my blogging buddies is too old for a fart joke. Glad from the bottom of my …. TMI, I’m guessing.
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