Miss Me Yet?

I’m away, without good access to the internet.

But the universe told me you missed me.  Or maybe seeing this picture did:
You’re welcome.


Filed under All The News You Need, Assholes, Chronic Disease, Conspicuous consumption, Curses!, Farts, Flatulence, FLOTUS

38 responses to “Miss Me Yet?

  1. I didn’t even know I didn’t know that. Thank you.

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  2. Yep, now I know. Thank you.

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  3. Oh, good gives me time to catch up while resting in hot air.

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  4. Enjoy a gas-free-hopefully break!


  5. I love the “gasbag President” comment. I have just been shaking my head at the press conference video of him and Angela Merkel. It looks so like a weird passage from a comical film until you realise how tragic it is

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  6. I read somewhere that couples who fart in from of each other stay together longer… more “buoyancy” in the relationship, I guess. Thanks for sharing. 🙂

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  7. Apparently, I might have a few manatees near my cubicle.

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  8. I did miss you. I worry so when you kids don’t call and don’t write.

    You know if that was a womanatee, nobody would be okay with all that farting.

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  9. That picture is a gas!

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  10. aFrankAngle

    Anyone saying that haven’t missed you would be risking their head. Happy farting.

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  11. Hahaha! I can only hope to share this fun fact today.

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  12. learning AND laughing. Hope you can see why we really do miss you 😉

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  13. Deb

    Ever the one to educate… thank you Elyse! We do miss and hope all is well.

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  14. I’m so glad to know that. Now I have something new to aspire to.

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  15. Awesome! Thank you for checking in. Miss you. 🙂

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  16. Well… I WAS missing you.

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  17. Yes.. I have been wondering where you are these days. Now I know. 🙂

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