Size matters. Especially if you’re being screwed.
And if this man is elected, we all will be.
March 4, 2016 · 0:00
I’ve Got to Hand it To Trump
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
If I were to (accidentally) shake The Donald’s hand, I would want to wash my hand thoroughly and also count my fingers.
[And, yes, I split an infinitive.]
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I think either one of us would want to be dipped into boiling water for a thorough cleanse should that befall us! Ewwwwwww….
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Sigh. Just when I think the bar can’t be set lower… down it goes. We’ve now got grown men crowing about their penises. Thank you Trump, for bringing this campaign to such stagnant depths.
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I’m expecting him to whip it out any day now …
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Why plaster Frank’s wall when I can ignore Trump, and plaster yours. I’m disappointed that I can’t lift stuff from my own photo files but, if this works, you should have a nice picture of a treble clef, and I have a new way to annoy bloggers. Thanx for the tutorial – I hope. 😀
https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/9864833_f520.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hubpages.com/art/clipart-treble-clef&h=672&w=520&tbnid=t-IK7zAW6CdkPM:&docid=NZC39yr-TFblzM&ei=1X_eVuWBLcbrjgSxgpWQCQ&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwilwOyQybDLAhXGtYMKHTFBBZIQMwg3KAUwBQ
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Oh well, back to the drawing board. How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice! 😳
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OK. I don’t know where I went wrong. But I looked back to find where I got my instructions (From Paul). Here they are in his words, not mine. It may simply be that I forgot a step. Feel free to practice here. I’m not using my blog all that much today!
Do a google search for the images you want. Then chose the image you want to paste and left click. This will open up a set of like pictures including the one you want. Check the resolution – ideally should be about 500 X 500. Many popular pics have the same picture in different resolutions. (if you choose a high resolution -some are over 1500 X 1500,- the pic does not open properly where you want to paste it) There are two buttons – go to the website or display picture. Chose the display picture button and left click. This should display the pic and the address (at the top). Check to make sure the address ends in “.jpg” or ‘.gif”. These are the only ones available for copying. Most have this ending – if not, go back and find another similar or like and try again. Copy the address and paste it in the comment where you want it to appear. Et voila.
sounds complex but when you get used to it it is simple. Also, if you like a pic and want more info, you can choose the website and browse.
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Here’s you image. You just needed to click on the “View Image” box and copy THAT URL (it needs the JPG at the end:
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The teacher has taught. Now I’ll see if the learner has learned. 😯
Thanx Frank – and thank you for the patience and help, Elyse. 😀
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Let’s see you do one!
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Oh Elyse, I am in pain! Frank may be calm, but I’m with you. HELP!
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Frank’s nuts.
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oh, my
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As an aside Elyse, i’m back doing a Sunday post over at MarkB’s http://markbialczak.com/2016/03/06/back-in-the-saddle/comment-page-1/#comment-77088 If you get a chance to drop by for a visit please do. Thanks!
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Oops! I did but forgot to respond to this comment. Sorry about that Chief!
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And I remain one of the calm ones.
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Well, you may be screwed along with the rest of us, Frank.
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True … but I’m not in panic mode … I didn’t panic with Carson … I’ve remained consistent and not panicking with Trump or even Cruz.
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Those of us up in Canada are very concerned for our friends to the south. I am appalled at the list of candidates running for such an important position at a time when things are so fragile in so many ways. The mere fact that Trump is even in this race is an embarrassment to the process.
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I can only take comfort from the fact that I don’t live in Europe any more. It was tough having to explain Monica Lewinsky to Europeans. And then George W came along and the task became monumental. I have no clue how I would even try to explain why Americans are voting for Trump in droves.
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Clive Palmer was our Donald Trump, his commentary appealed the the disillusioned masses in Australia but thankfully he didn’t become Prime Minister and performance as a member of parliament woeful. Most people I talk to are hoping that you don’t end up with Trump as President, however there has been reports of a growing number of so-called educated males in Australia joining the Trump fan club.
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This guy is worse than Zika!
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I had forgotten about Clive. I will take heart from the fact that he didn’t win. I will hope and hope and hope …
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Sorry, Don, but you got to show some proof. I mean, you wouldn’t believe Barack Obama if he told you he was born in the US but refused to show his birth certificate, would you?
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But please warn the barf bag manufacturers first …
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So disgusting. I’m going to see if Trent Lewin needs a nanny.
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Isn’t he old enough to be out on his own?!?!
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LOL…Great point. Maybe I can watch his kids….anything to save me from this nonsense.
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I think maybe I will invent some sort of anti-Donald suit — people put it on and their brains suddenly revert to normal.
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If that’s what he does his thinking with, I suppose size does matter.
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Then it is obviously tiny. Minuscule. And gaseous.
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I wonder why he felt the need to assure us all parts weren’t in-dick-ative. Oops–on purpose.
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I’ve got to hand it to you, too, Renee, that was quite clever…
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I have moments!😜
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Many of them, Renee. Many!
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So he’s just a big dick outside of his pants…makes sense.
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Or, he is like Hitler, who had, ummm, problems with his penis. Because there is a reason men develop into egomaniacs: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/12168314/Hitler-had-a-micropenis-as-well-as-just-one-testicle-historians-claim.html
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Interesting …. I think he has mommy issues. We never hear a peep about her.
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Oh so presidential! Talking about the size of his “fingers.” Four wives he must not have been able to satisfy them.
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Perhaps he needs one wife per finger? Perhaps there are many more Mrs. Trumps yet to come.But of course, what could be wrong with that????
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Nothing at all maybe if he becomes president maybe he’ll file chapter 11 or is 7. To get the country out all the debt Obama put us in.
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How the hell did we end up here …
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Or maybe it was the other way around..? 🙂
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I fear for the future of this world as we know it.
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I know!!! Can you imagine this man with access to the nuclear codes?
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So what if we’re all screwed? It’s gonna be great. We’re gonna love it. Guaranteed. I’m stocking up on cannisters of Vaseline right now, while the price is still low.
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Get the yuuuuuuge size ….
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The more time goes on and he shows what an ass he is, the more people are following him!
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I can’t “Like” this comment Luanne. Because it is true, and the fact makes me sick!
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I don’t even know what to say about that. It’s just… who cares??! It’s just astounding that so many people think that guy should be President.
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What do you mean, who cares? Obviously, Donald Trump cares very much about what we think about his size.
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He’s such a class act. NOT
#thiscan’treallybehappeninginamerica
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That would explain everything. He’s like this because he has the Eric Cartman signature “One point Two Inches”.
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Ahhhh, that explains it. Apparently Trump said that Mitt Romney should get down on his knees, one would assume to give lip service to Trump. That would explain why Romney wasn’t successful – he couldn’t find Trump’s thingy – I guess small hands really do mean small other things.
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