I’ve Got to Hand it To Trump

Size matters.ย  Especially if you’re being screwed.

And if this man is elected, we all will be.

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54 responses to “I’ve Got to Hand it To Trump

  1. If I were to (accidentally) shake The Donald’s hand, I would want to wash my hand thoroughly and also count my fingers.

    [And, yes, I split an infinitive.]

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  2. Sigh. Just when I think the bar can’t be set lower… down it goes. We’ve now got grown men crowing about their penises. Thank you Trump, for bringing this campaign to such stagnant depths.

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  3. Why plaster Frank’s wall when I can ignore Trump, and plaster yours. I’m disappointed that I can’t lift stuff from my own photo files but, if this works, you should have a nice picture of a treble clef, and I have a new way to annoy bloggers. Thanx for the tutorial – I hope. ๐Ÿ˜€
    https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/9864833_f520.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hubpages.com/art/clipart-treble-clef&h=672&w=520&tbnid=t-IK7zAW6CdkPM:&docid=NZC39yr-TFblzM&ei=1X_eVuWBLcbrjgSxgpWQCQ&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwilwOyQybDLAhXGtYMKHTFBBZIQMwg3KAUwBQ

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    • Oh well, back to the drawing board. How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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      • OK. I don’t know where I went wrong. But I looked back to find where I got my instructions (From Paul). Here they are in his words, not mine. It may simply be that I forgot a step. Feel free to practice here. I’m not using my blog all that much today!

        Do a google search for the images you want. Then chose the image you want to paste and left click. This will open up a set of like pictures including the one you want. Check the resolution โ€“ ideally should be about 500 X 500. Many popular pics have the same picture in different resolutions. (if you choose a high resolution -some are over 1500 X 1500,- the pic does not open properly where you want to paste it) There are two buttons โ€“ go to the website or display picture. Chose the display picture button and left click. This should display the pic and the address (at the top). Check to make sure the address ends in โ€œ.jpgโ€ or โ€˜.gifโ€. These are the only ones available for copying. Most have this ending โ€“ if not, go back and find another similar or like and try again. Copy the address and paste it in the comment where you want it to appear. Et voila.

        sounds complex but when you get used to it it is simple. Also, if you like a pic and want more info, you can choose the website and browse.

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    • Here’s you image. You just needed to click on the “View Image” box and copy THAT URL (it needs the JPG at the end:

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  4. Oh Elyse, I am in pain! Frank may be calm, but I’m with you. HELP!

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  5. Paul

    As an aside Elyse, iโ€™m back doing a Sunday post over at MarkBโ€™s http://markbialczak.com/2016/03/06/back-in-the-saddle/comment-page-1/#comment-77088 If you get a chance to drop by for a visit please do. Thanks!

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  6. And I remain one of the calm ones.

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  7. Those of us up in Canada are very concerned for our friends to the south. I am appalled at the list of candidates running for such an important position at a time when things are so fragile in so many ways. The mere fact that Trump is even in this race is an embarrassment to the process.

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    • I can only take comfort from the fact that I don’t live in Europe any more. It was tough having to explain Monica Lewinsky to Europeans. And then George W came along and the task became monumental. I have no clue how I would even try to explain why Americans are voting for Trump in droves.

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  8. Clive Palmer was our Donald Trump, his commentary appealed the the disillusioned masses in Australia but thankfully he didn’t become Prime Minister and performance as a member of parliament woeful. Most people I talk to are hoping that you don’t end up with Trump as President, however there has been reports of a growing number of so-called educated males in Australia joining the Trump fan club.

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  9. Sorry, Don, but you got to show some proof. I mean, you wouldn’t believe Barack Obama if he told you he was born in the US but refused to show his birth certificate, would you?

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  10. 1jaded1

    So disgusting. I’m going to see if Trent Lewin needs a nanny.

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  11. If that’s what he does his thinking with, I suppose size does matter.

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  12. I wonder why he felt the need to assure us all parts weren’t in-dick-ative. Oops–on purpose.

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  13. So he’s just a big dick outside of his pants…makes sense.

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  14. Oh so presidential! Talking about the size of his “fingers.” Four wives he must not have been able to satisfy them.

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  15. I fear for the future of this world as we know it.

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  16. So what if we’re all screwed? It’s gonna be great. We’re gonna love it. Guaranteed. I’m stocking up on cannisters of Vaseline right now, while the price is still low.

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  17. The more time goes on and he shows what an ass he is, the more people are following him!

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  18. I don’t even know what to say about that. It’s just… who cares??! It’s just astounding that so many people think that guy should be President.

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  19. He’s such a class act. NOT

    #thiscan’treallybehappeninginamerica

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  20. Dana

    That would explain everything. He’s like this because he has the Eric Cartman signature “One point Two Inches”.

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  21. Paul

    Ahhhh, that explains it. Apparently Trump said that Mitt Romney should get down on his knees, one would assume to give lip service to Trump. That would explain why Romney wasn’t successful – he couldn’t find Trump’s thingy – I guess small hands really do mean small other things.

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