Generally speaking, I’m not a vindictive person.
For example, I would never, and I do mean never ever, fire someone 26 hours before his/her pension vested.
Unless I could do it in a funny way, that is. Then I’d probably be good with that.
John Oliver is a master at pissing people off hilariously. So if you haven’t seen it, watch this:
Appearances are deceiving, but I have to admit that circumstantial evidence points directly to me as one of the 13 Russians indicted by Robert Mueller.
After all, long time followers will recall that I used to post all the time. I used to comment on politics, and on Donald Trump. I sought to sow confusion, discord, and rancor here at FiftyFourAndAHalf. I sought to get folks to the polls. Get them to vote my way.
And then I stopped. Practically disappeared.
Long time followers will also note that since Trump
entered sullied the White House, that I haven’t been writing a whole lot.
But really, it is entirely coincidence. Completely. I’m not a Russian agent. It’s all coincidence. I have had a bit of a make-over, though.
But appearances can be deceiving. Trust me.
What’s scarier than a slasher? Things that go bump in the night? A monster under the bed?
The possibility that these two will live in the White House. At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW, Washington, DC.
There is an answer, though.
And this is pretty damn important too.
VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS FOR THE HOUSE AND SENATE
Because they’re already planning to oppose anything she tries to do as President.
But since I love you all, I’ll give you a break. You can watch this.