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This is Reassuring?
Relax, everybody. Nothing’s gonna change. You see, the Congress is on it.
Well, that was the message that failed presidential candidate-turned Donald Trump spokesmouth said, anyway. In Cairo. To live humans there.
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Yup. Senator Graham was trying to reassure folks in the Middle East that Congress would continue to play a primary role in foreign policy, “regardless of what Mr. Trump says or does.”
“The Congress is going to be around no matter who is president,” Graham told reporters after meeting with Egyptian President Abdel-Fatah el-Sissi as part of a Republican congressional delegation touring the Middle East.
“All of us, regardless of what Mr. Trump says or does, we are going to keep being who we are, so don’t let the political scenes at home get you too upset,” Graham said.
I found this a long time ago. I’m sure it was through Google. And the attribution is right there on the left. Or his right. Lindsey’s that is.
I feel sooooooooo much better knowing that Trump is the leading candidate to have his finger near the button. Because Congress will be there, doing the very same shit they have done to screw up the country for decades.
Nothing to see here, folks, move along.
Personally, I would have been more reassured if Senator Graham had gone to Middle Earth and spoken about Orcs.
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The NRA is Concerned
The National Rifle Association is concerned about your safety and well being.
It’s true — really! I just read all about it! Forget all that other stuff that I’ve said about the NRA since you’ve known me. My bad.
In recent years, they’ve become terribly concerned about injuries from gun shots. Or, let me hit this target here closer to the bulls-eye: they are concerned about injuries from shooting guns.
Injuries to the shooter. They still don’t give a shit about the jerk who got in the way of the bullet.
But they’re really worried about the eardrums of the guys and gals pulling the trigger. Because:
Heck! Those things are LOUD! (Google Image)
So the NRA wants to enact legislation to allow silencers to be used on guns. They were outlawed in the 1930s because of mob violence. The NRA calls them”suppressors.”
Know why they want them? To protect the ears of “gun enthusiasts.” Because we wouldn’t want the gun enthusiasts’ ears to ring now, would we. How would they listen to Rush Limbaugh?
I’m sure the NRA is also working on products and legislation to suppress the screams of victims of gun violence, too. Because we wouldn’t want the ears of them 2nd Amendment types ringing from that, now, would we?
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