You guys know that I’m all about news.
You guys also know that I’m all about bathrooms.
Today, I am about bathroom news. Eat your heart out, Fox News!
Today, I am, well, not proud to tell you about this, exactly. Not pleased to tell you about it, exactly, either.
Today I am ummm, well, I’m just gonna tell you that technology has gone straight to the crapper.
Because there is now a gizmo that will tell you when you have to go to the bathroom. In case you didn’t know.
I’m so ashamed that I’ve been doing it the old fashioned way for all this time.