Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

Do you ever feel that the stars are lined up against you?  That you can’t win in your own life?  That God has it in for you?

I have to say, that I have felt that way on more than one occasion.  On more than one occasion a day on bad days.

God strikes

I often feel like I’m between a rock and an electric place

Photo Credit:  comandoxtreme.xtgem.com

Some days I know that God is out to get me.  But I never really thought there was anything I could do about it.  I mean, I’m me, and God, well, God is God.  He rules.


Well maybe not.  Because you see, an Israeli man has filed a restraining order against God.  True story!  Because sometimes, God is abusive.  And if God can’t be nice, He needs to keep His distance.  At least 300 feet away — that’s the usual distance abusive men must respect.

Restraining order

Photo Caption:  Huffington Post

Sigh. I’m going straight to hell for this one.


Filed under ; Don't Make Me Feel Perky Tonigh, Abortion, Adult Traumas, Advice from an Expert Patient, Blasphemy, Conspicuous consumption, Criminal Activity, Curses!, Disgustology, Health, Health and Medicine, Huh?, Humiliation, Humor

31 responses to “Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

  1. I like to think that, even when I am laying flat on my back, drunk, in a gutter, I am still looking up at the same stars as the rest of you… hope that helps…

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  2. Now this is a classic find by you … love it … but relax because this headline should give you comfort. http://tinyurl.com/hn4jfd2

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  3. Wow. I have no words.

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  4. I think I might be going to hell for just reading it…

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  5. Wonder how that’s working out for him. I guess we know where he’ll be spending eternity.

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  6. The world has clearly gone stark raving mad. Hell is going to have a lot of great bloggers!


  7. Glad to see you here (and probably in hell), Elyse. I would never file a restraining order against you.

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  8. OMG….that is all. 💘

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  9. Well shit, Elyse!!! This may well be the answer to all the religious rights laws happening in the US right now. We ALL NEED TO FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST GOD. Considering how upside down everything else is right now, it’s crazy enough that it just might work, I think you’ve stumbled on to something here.

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  10. Lol, I was wondering how they would enforce it too. People have way too much time, and evidently money, to spare.

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  11. I wonder what God’s lawyer has to say about that.

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  12. I can understand why someone would seek a restraining order against God’s followers, but it looks like this man is going straight to the source.

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  13. That is hilarious. I wonder how they will enforce it…

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  14. Paul

    Given that God supplies the air we breathe and the food we eat I wouldn’t be dissing the Man. Ha! God’s a good guy. We get ourselves into trouble regularly – even when we know we are acting out – and many things simply “are” and no one made them happen.With my health issues I sometimes have pity parties.One such day I was going to dialysis and feeling bad for myself when I met a young man who was a paraplegic in the elevator. He was steering his wheel chair with his chin. I think a hefty dose of Gratefulness is often in order.

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  15. Ha, and I thought US lawsuits were frivolous.

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