My Candidate for President — 2016

I have a pretty good track record in choosing Presidents.  Sometimes, I’m way ahead of the game.  I decided in 2004 that I wanted Obama for President.

Obama at the 2004 Democratic Convention

Obama at the 2004 Democratic Convention (Google Image)

Sadly, I didn’t notice him on the ballot for a while.

This time around, I haven’t been able to decide. Hillary?  Bernie?  There are things to recommend each of them.  So what is a good citizen to do?

Well, today I have my answer.  I know who I’m going to vote for. I know who I will work for.  I know who will solve one of the major problems the world faces today.

Please join me in supporting the candidacy of Donald Trump:

Google Image

Google Image

Because Donald Trump stated the following:

Donald Trump says if he gets elected president, he would have to change his hair style because he wouldn’t have time to maintain it, as he would be working his butt off in the White House.…[Emphasis added]

The world will be a far, far better place.

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I found this, along with a zillion other brilliant pictures at The Last of the Millenniums.  He’s got a gift for finding the really fun stuff.

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74 responses to “My Candidate for President — 2016

  1. I missed The Donald’s visit to Winterset by about a two weeks. Winterset is my hometown and I was there for a visit at the end of May, visiting family and taking in the new John Wayne Birthplace museum that just opened.When I heard he was coming to town I was shocked. Trump in Iowa?? I can’t see it going well.

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  2. I dare say that’s a better reason for voting for a president than a great many people have!! Fun stuff. Thanks, Elyse.

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  3. Just saw your Bring Back the Dark Ages, Vote Republican logo. Inspired.

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  4. eeewwww, ick, gross. Have I made my point?

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  5. I will vote for him just for you… and to have funny stuff to blog about… and so the other side can once and for all be forced to admit they are wrong on so many issues… HA!

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  6. Now THAT’s a campaign promise I think we all could get behind!

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  7. Trump’s momentum is building! I saw somewhere that the NAACP (no, not that one, the National Association for the Advancement of Political Cartoonists) has endorsed him and contributed to his campaign. 😆 🙄

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    • Clever folks, those cartoonists. Nearly as humorous as we bloggers! I can’t believe he is #2 in New Hampshire of all places. I mean The Donald is so very much like all those rural types …

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  8. All I’m praying for is for him poll high enough to make it in the debates. After that, I”ll let you have what you want, Elyse. Your dreams should be rewarded. 😉

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  9. You know, because of your post, this is going to happen. Trump’s getting in. I think you just jinxed the human race, Elyse. The joke’s on us! Pretty soon, we’ll all be wearing ultra-cool wigs while condemning those nasty immigrants.

    I gotta say: I love your politics down there! They are endlessly fascinating.

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  10. I will consider The Donald if and only if he selects The Nincompoop as his running mate … now there’s a collection of unbeatable soundbites. Long live Trump-Palin ticket.

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  11. I am praying, with all my might, that Trump makes it deep into the primaries. And endless source of entertainment. Can you imagine the debates?! Fantastic. Jon Stewart thanked the comedy Gods.

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  12. Paul

    Donald! Donald! Donald! C’mon now, chant with me. He’s polling #2 in New Hampshire right now – and not a far 2 either. Bwahahaha! I watched clips of him on the Nightly Show – OMG! Surround ISIS and kill them all? Protect the oil at all costs? I really, really, really hope youse guys don’t intend to give him control of the world’s largest nuclear arsenal. Heaven help us all.

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  13. He makes me soooooooooo crazy on so many levels, but knowing that his hair style will be changed.. well, that indeed is tempting.

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  14. I nearly spit coffee everywhere when I opened this & saw “We shall overcomb”
    That has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

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  15. Politics is almost all about money. So if Bernie somehow gets elected, he’ll get almost nothing he wants accomplished. But if the Donald gets elected, he’ll get almost everything he wants accomplished. So you’ve made a good choice, if you’re seeking the most effective president. And I’m sure the Donald would be too darn busy effectively lining the pockets of himself and his buddies to bother with dragging out a comb.

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  16. 1jaded1

    I vote for Trent Lewin. It’s all tongue in cheek cuz he can’t run, but still.

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  17. The current crop of candidates, in some respects, proves the American dream … anybody can grow up to one day run for President. Sadly, that is also America’s nightmare.

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  18. Oh, man….only YOU could get me to laugh at the idea of Trump as President. Can you just see Lindsey Graham trying to deal with him? Mitch McConnell? Nancy Pelosi? He’d be toast in ten minutes!
    But it might be fun to watch!

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    • Of all of these jokers, the one who makes me the angriest is Lindsay Graham … So I would love to watch hi cowtown to Trump (until the general election when Bernie wins(that’s who I’m leaning towards)

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      • I am all about Bernie, although I believe firmly that if he actually won, the Congress would cut him off at the knees, like they did to Obama. Still, anything/anyone who moves us to the left is a big winner in my mind! Occupy the White House!

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  19. Ugh! I feel like coughing up a hair ball.

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  20. Ha, that’s awesome. We shall overcomb. Should catch on like no slogan ever before. By the way, did you hear NBCUniversal cut ties with The Donald for his statements about Mexicans? I say well done, NBCUniversal.

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