Need extra cash?
OK, I guess that was a trick question because, well who doesn’t?
In keeping with my newly assumed role of bringing you all the news you need to know , I will give you this profitable tip.
The Washington Post is reporting that you can earn up to $13 K anually. Anally.
Poop transplants are a real treatment that I’ve read actual medical journal articles about. The hypothesis is that our Western Culture (damn you McD’s!) has eliminated too much of the flora and fauna out of our GI tracts. The result is lots of people like me with bowel disease.
So scientists are looking at all kinds of ways to help.
One of the latest ideas is to repopulate the good bacteria. That’s the idea behind pro-biotics. They put back the good bacteria that overuse of antibiotics and other hazards of Western life have, ummm, eliminated.
One of those ways is through poop transplants. I kid you not.
At present, poop transplants are used only for treatment of poor suckers infected with c difficile* and e coli, particularly nasty bacteria that is really hard to get rid of. They are studying it in bowel diseases like my Crohn’s and colitis, but they haven’t yet flushed out all the problem issues.
So if you are really healthy and have good aim, you can earn some bucks while doing your business.
You know the worst thing about this for a Crohn’s patient? The knowledge that this isn’t the worst treatment imaginable. That goes to the one they were testing a few years ago under the same hypothesis — that our guts were too clean. With that treatment, they had you drink worm larvae. Yum.
I wonder if the researchers know about the whale in my last post.
*Thanks to my pals Kate Crimmins and Carrie Rubin. The article refs c diff; Ive read it is also used on e coli. So much shit; so many uses. So much money in the pot.
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Don’t waste your hard-earned dollars on poop. I’m giving mine away for free. Just pay for shipping and handling. Call 1-800-POOP
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Thanks for the scoop! And welcome!
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There’s more where that scoop came from. My rear end is a veritable cornucopia.
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Sadly, so is mine. But nobody. Would want a transplant, trust me.
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I guess I’m going to have to put up with my problem bowel because I can’t imagine doing this poop.
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Sadly, they wouldn’t let either of us!
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(shakes head in disbelief and heads off wondering about the future of mankind.)
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Yup.
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If my bank income depended on me being able to poop. I would definitely be homeless and starving.
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And I would be rich beyond my wildest dreams!
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Maybe you could throw me a meal now and again.
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I would absolutely do that, Michelle!
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Mostly I really admire the people who work in the field of discovering and executing this kind of stuff. Really, pants off to those guys.
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Pants off is right.
I often wonder how the mothers of these scientists talk about them: yes my brilliant son is doing poop purification….
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Damn it, all these years, I’ve been flushing money down the toilet!
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My ex-father-in-law nearly died from C-dif. They did a poop transplant on him to save him (although used a fancier name: fecal microbiota transplantation). The poop came from his son (not Doc, since he was adopted, but his blood son). And Dina? They administered it anally – while they did a colonoscopy. It really was a miracle cure – within a few days he was back to his old self (40 pounds lighter, but alert and healthy). I didn’t realize that now anyone could donate poop – back then it had to come from a family member.
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Wow. That is a fantastic story. Seriously. Wow.
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I know someone who’s done this… co-worker. He’s quite open about it, and though I’m not sure if this is what helped him through his IBD, he is a lot better these days. Man, if I were a whale, I’d be rich…
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Really? As a patient I would try it if there was good science backing it. I’ve always thought of it as a weird thing — you used to have to find a donor! “Ummmm, Honey ….” But I would totally use some stranger’s poop.
I have had health issues most of my life — I have done some really strange treatments. All in the name of science, of course.
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My buddy totally had this done… I’ll have to ask him Monday if this was the silver bullet or not.
Hmmmm… are you going to post about your strange treatments? Seems rather personal but boy that would be interesting… in the name of science, of course.
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Find out what type of IBD he has, too. Because that might make a difference. It might also be approved in Canada. Not here, not yet. We’ll see.
My treatments haven’t been all that weird actually. Except for the infertility treatment where they made my husband inject menopausal nuns’ urine into my butt.
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I…. don’t know what to say. Um. Speechless.
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You asked for it … But it didn’t work–my son is adopted. At least my kid can’t sing “conceived in nuns, sun is gonna shine above …”
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Does ANYONE sing that song?????
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Not many. And never in public.
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I just got an idea. Now don’t pass out with shock, it happens once in a while. We could ask on Gibber ” If you could make money selling your shit, would you do it? LOL Link to your post and the article.
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Go for it!
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Okay!
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I think that I could get rich here cause I’m full of shit. 😉
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We’ve known this for a while, Gib. This is not a news flash! But we love you anyway.
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Well pft!
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I don’t think you’re being serious here. I think this is a gullibility check. My guess is when I scroll to the top and click on that hot link, it’s going to take me to a study on how easy it is to get people to believe just about anything. Thought you had me here, didn’t you? Heh. You’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning, etc.
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Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. This one is true. http://youtu.be/
So is drinking the worm larvae. Next life, I am choosing my illnesses with a more discriminating palet!
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Me, too. I want the illness that’s cured with birthday cake or hamburgers.
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Ooh, that sounds good.
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I’m not sure that being paid to poop qualifies someone as a dumbass. It connotes a smartass in my book
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Damn, another great money-maker I have to miss out on. As an ulcerative colitis patient, I don’t imagine anyone wants my shit (well, except for my readers ’cause they sure get enough of it and stay with me anyway).
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It sucks to be us, don’t it?
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Yes.
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Well, not a lot to can say to that, apart from ‘No shit?’ or ‘Are you shittin’ me?’ The mind boggles. 🙂
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No shit, and I am not shitting you. Weird, huh?
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And here I thought the concept of the human caterpillar was science fiction/horror!
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I loved The Hungry Caterpillar. But not THAT much!
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Uhm…Storage might be problematic. I’d also be confronted and have confirmation that I;m fulla shit. I’m not quite ready to deal with that. I’d be willing to hold gallons of pee, however.
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Well Totsy, you wouldn’t be alone in being full of it I promise you. There are atoleast 54.5 folks lookin in here who are as well!
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If you go into business donating your poop, can you deduct your grocery bill as an expense?
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Nope. Just your TP.
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What is this “extra” you speak of in regards to cash? I’ve never seen such an animal…
😕
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Good point!
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Brown Gold. Why isn’t there a reality TV show about this?
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Network executives thought it was too scienc-y.
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Get Prof Brian Cox to narrate it. With lots of sunset shots. And ploppy mud metaphor shots. (I should be a tV producer.)
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Hi Elyse – Just curious if you’ve ever tried kombucha tea or any fermented foods. I tried different brands of kombucha but couldn’t find one I liked. Not brave enough to make it myself either…
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No. Even the regular probiotics make my gut do summersaults.
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Sorry to hear that. Was just curious. Will be watching to see what you can teach us about poop next then. Night 🙂
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Now Kelly. This is not a poop-themed blog. There may be an occasional poop-related post, even two poop posts in sequence (plop, plop, fizz, fizz), but I do tackle other weighty issues, here at FiftyFourAndAHalf. Like farts.
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Good to know – can’t wait to hear your signature commentary on that one (s) 🙂
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Done, a long time ago. There is no humiliation so deep I will not blog about it, apparently.
https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/14/confessions-of-a-pooter-pack/
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I’m pretty sure you just found a way or my son to pay for college.
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You’re welcome!
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I have been wondering what they were going to do to for sources…
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Where there’s a will …
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Do we get paid by the pound… because that would be awesome…
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I’d prefer to earn by frequency!
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two ends of the same… uh…
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Yeah.
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uh huh
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They use fecal transplants for Clostridium difficile infection, too, which is becoming a very nasty bug to eradicate. I think the concept is fascinating, though no doubt kind of gross. (And smelly?…)
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I read an article on using this treatment for c dif too. It seems to work for that once you get past the yuk stage. As I remember, the person in the article got a sample from her friend and had to bring in a new, unused blender which she never saw again (not that she wanted to). Beware of blenders at garage sales…..
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Haha, thanks for the tip!
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You and Kate are right. P I fixed it in the post
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I have *never* been jealous of a Poop Post until now. I wish I had found it first!
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I think that anybody who. Add money this way cannot be considered a dumbass. You have to be a smart as to do this properly.
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Holy crap!!! (See what I did there?)
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You are AMAZING, TD.
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Lol.
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I agree with Dr. Malcolm there. And not just because it is a cute-era Jeff Goldblum either.
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Well, yeah. Me too. At least until I get desperate.
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Anally. Such a deal! Rome burned while Nero fiddled. My only question is: Who is going to be fiddling when our empire flames out?
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I, personally don’t really like folks fiddling with my poop parts …
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I read about this a while ago and the doctor that came up with putting it into a pill form was hailed as a breakout star….which leads one to wonder how they were administering doses before. I guess it could really change the meaning of party poppers though ;-).
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The beauty of that pill would be determined by which end one uses to ingest it. It would be a bitter pill to swallow ,,,
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I consider you one of my best blogging buddies, Elyse. So I would give you my poop for free. (Shipping charge is additional.)
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You are a good friend, Nancy. Perhaps the mailman will just bring it on his shoe!
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And here is a specialized poop mailing service you can use: http://www.poopsenders.com/
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