Until this morning, I’ve been dreading 2016.
Politics, to me, is a spectator sport. And so the idea of Hilary (ho hum) v. Jeb (ho ho ho) sounded like it was going to be about as much fun as cribbage. Watching cribbage.
But this morning, I read that we may have some entertainment value to our next presidential race after all. Whooeeeee!!!
Mitt Wants to Run Again!!!
And you know what idea he plans to run on?
POVERTY!
Yup. According to this article in the Huffington Post, Mitt is going to tackle poverty:
Romney, who made a fortune in the financial sector and was cast by Democrats in 2012 as a heartless businessman, wants to make tackling poverty — a key issue for his 2012 vice presidential running mate, Rep. Paul Ryan — one of the three pillars of his campaign.
I wonder if Ann Romney knows she might have to eat tuna and pasta again.