What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perhaps I am just an unusually smart person. Or especially practical.  Or maybe, just maybe, I haven’t hit my head so many times that I routinely need to do stupid things.

But for most of my life, I have tried my best to not put things near my head that would make my mother panic.  (I was an incredibly thoughtful child.)

I never, for example, played football.  I never did bobsledding that would have me plunge head-first down an icy mountain.  I will admit to skiing headfirst into a stonewall in France, but I can assure you that was unintentional.

So when I read that some genius had developed the perfect “concealed weapon” well, I had to scratch my head.  And thank my lucky stars that my head was still on my shoulders while I was at it.

You see, this genius developed this gun:

Cell phone gun

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Because what could possibly go wrong with putting a cell phone/gun  against your head?  Perhaps that way you can answer when God calls and suggests you run for public office.

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60 responses to “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

  1. Dana

    It sure puts my banana phone to shame! What is that, a 22 gig?

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  2. Well, obviously we need more kinds of guns… sigh…

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  3. Funny, it shows up for me. It was slink to Bruce Springsteen’s song, I’m going down.

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  4. I am so going to buy that as a gift for some people I know.

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  5. Humanity is determined to extinguish itself

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  6. That… cannot be real. But if it is, I suspect that my lifespan has been shortened drastically, because I’m inevitably going to pick up someone’s device and activate it in close proximity to my noggin. And that will be that.

    But seriously, why are smart people using their brains to work on this kind of stuff? I mean, Mars awaits… climate change needs some battling… no one’s quite written the perfect novel… all things we could be turning our attention to, but instead? Cell phone gun. CPG. That is all.

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  7. I was pretty horrified by this too.

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  8. Yea just what we need a smart gun.

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  9. Reblogged this on Kate McClelland and commented:
    Hahaha I wait for the first ‘man blows off right ear answering his ‘cell phone’ headline. :0)

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  10. Oh wow…that is actually chilling.

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  11. May give a whole new meaning to “sorry it wasn’t intentional, it was just a pocket call.”

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  12. Interesting. Probably mostly tough plastic. Glock made a mostly-plastic gun some years ago and it caused a big stir. The barrel would have to be metal, and probably a couple of springs, and the bullet casings of course. Looks like a two-shot. I wonder if the TSA would detect it? They need scanners that look for springs and casings.

    Who would want a disguised gun? Spies and terrorists I think.

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    • I can see a market with women who don’t want the big bulge … seriously. And of course, they will have kids … who love cell phones.

      This is not a pretty picture.

      Oh, and what I read (and didn’t cite, oops) did say it was a two shot.

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  13. Holly

    Darwin Award, Lifetime Winner right there…

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  14. Why ? It baffles the mind that someone devoted their creative energy to come up with this. What could go wrong…indeed.

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  15. Ugh. Would likely draw a child’s curiosity too. Definitely seems more danger than benefits with that one. Which is the case with most guns.

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  16. I heard about this but hadn’t see the image … hmmm …

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    • I recall that there was a concern after 9/11 when I was still in Switzerland that terrorists had cell phones that could shoot bullets. But I don’t know if it was really true.

      Sadly, this one is. And I bet it’ll be a big seller.

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  17. Worse than the device itself, is the audience that they are trying to entice with this piece of shit. “Let’s get them while their young”

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  18. We’ve come a long way from the “Princess” phone.

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  19. I was going to write, “no words,” but then I realized that could be the epitaph of the person carrying this nifty bit of technology.

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  20. America needs that like they need a hole in the head…sorry, couldn’t resist. Why not? I mean, honestly, how much worse can the gun stuff get? Like I said, soon they’ll start handing out handgun permits with the form you need to fill in to get a birth certificate at the hospital. You know, kill two birds with one gun. I mean stone! Guns don’t kill people. Stones do.

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  21. And the spiral continues.

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  22. I wouldn’t get too excited about it. Chances are, there will be a newer, bigger, and better model coming out in a few months.

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  23. Whoever came up with this must have a hole in his head.

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  24. Good for stopping telemarketers.

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  25. Paul

    Bwahaha! Hello? Hello? BANG!

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