Which White House?

You will be surprised to know that I am on Trump’s mailing list.  But I am, and I have been for ages.  I’m always curious what they are up to, what they’re telling their folks, and what sort of information they think will get folks to send them money.

I’m not sure which polls they’re talking about in this fundraiser.  Because the ones I’m reading won’t put Donald Trump into the White House.

 

Email sent to me

Email sent to me

And you know what?  I’m really OK if Trump ends up in the White House.  As long as it’s not located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Washington, DC.

There are two other White Houses nearby.  Both are for sale.

Photo Image Washington Post

The White House on Georgetown Pike in  McLean VA.  Photo Image Washington Post

 

White House Towlston Road, McLean VA Photo Image Washington Post

White House Towlston Road, McLean VA Photo Image Washington Post

These White Houses are both for sale according to this article in the Washington Post.  So Donald Trump can have the White House.  Either of these two.  Let’s elect to put Trump in a different house all together.

And I think you’d agree that both are tacky enough for The Donald.

Elections Matter.

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37 responses to “Which White House?

  1. My wife doesn’t get why I sometimes watch FOX news(?) but, hey, know your enemy!!!

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  2. It’s not a bad idea suggesting an alternative White House. Maybe Trump realizes he’s in over his head but needs a consolation prize he can pretend he had preferred in the first place.

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  3. I don’t think the Donald is going to be diverted to the other two White Houses, Elyse. They are smaller than the one on Pennsylvania Avenue and we all know that he thinks bigly. If he wins the election, and (shudder) he still could if millennials vote for Johnson, his first action as president will probably be to install escalators. The second: circular beds and mirrors on the ceilings.

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  4. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Or something like that. Did someone already say that? I think Matt Drudge has Trump well ahead.

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  5. It’s so bizarre. I can’t tell if I unfollowed you or followed you six more times. The little checkbox on your page says I’m following. The checkbox on the top toolbar says I’m not. :/ Anyway, I check in manually so I suppose it doesn’t matter… but I wanted to say hey, and send you some love. Much much love, actually. ❤

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  6. Elections matter. Top to bottom.

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  7. Surging ahead in the unscientific online polls only responded to by Donald Trump supporters.

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  8. I think he should go to a White House (there must be one) with medications and intensive therapy. And honestly I do not mean offense to anyone who has mental health issues. I don’t think he is getting help for his, and he needs it.

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  9. I don’t think either of the facades have enough space for the TRUMP sign.

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  10. It’s going to be finish of mine day, however before
    end I am reading this enormous post to improve my know-how.

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  11. For years, although he regularly voted Democrat, my dad was a registered Republican. We enjoyed reading the propaganda he got as a result. Kind of a sad day for me when he finally switched parties about a decade ago. I miss those mailings.

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    • They’re pretty easy to come by 😈. I also get a lot of them by snail mail. I pull the crap out and stuff their postage paid envelope and send them back. Small victories 😊

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  12. You sneaky spy, you. I don’t think the Donald would want to live in any of those white houses, unless they are in all white neighborhoods.

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  13. We received two robo calls from his daughter today. I hung up each time.

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  14. This is a hilarious post and I can’t imagine the solicitations you must get from the tea partiers. You must have a strong stomach~

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  15. I have friends, who, like you, like to keep an eye on the other side. I think your hearts are stronger than mine.

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    • I don’t normally pay too much attention, actually, but this one caught my eye. So did the one 2 weeks ago that asked me to make recommendations on how DT should prepare for the 2nd debate. Cue the evil laugh.

      The worst thing is, though, that I get some really way out emails — I can, for example, tell you where to get survival rations, and which ones taste best … These folks really are scary.

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  16. He can pay for them with his foundation money.

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  17. maybe they should offer ice cream cones

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