You will be surprised to know that I am on Trump’s mailing list. But I am, and I have been for ages. I’m always curious what they are up to, what they’re telling their folks, and what sort of information they think will get folks to send them money.
I’m not sure which polls they’re talking about in this fundraiser. Because the ones I’m reading won’t put Donald Trump into the White House.
And you know what? I’m really OK if Trump ends up in the White House. As long as it’s not located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Washington, DC.
There are two other White Houses nearby. Both are for sale.
These White Houses are both for sale according to this article in the Washington Post. So Donald Trump can have the White House. Either of these two. Let’s elect to put Trump in a different house all together.
And I think you’d agree that both are tacky enough for The Donald.
Elections Matter.
My wife doesn’t get why I sometimes watch FOX news(?) but, hey, know your enemy!!!
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It’s not a bad idea suggesting an alternative White House. Maybe Trump realizes he’s in over his head but needs a consolation prize he can pretend he had preferred in the first place.
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Well, these do offer more privacy. But with Trump, that’s not good for anybody else.
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I don’t think the Donald is going to be diverted to the other two White Houses, Elyse. They are smaller than the one on Pennsylvania Avenue and we all know that he thinks bigly. If he wins the election, and (shudder) he still could if millennials vote for Johnson, his first action as president will probably be to install escalators. The second: circular beds and mirrors on the ceilings.
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And to change the secret service detachment to all young women in evening wear
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Or something like that. Did someone already say that? I think Matt Drudge has Trump well ahead.
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I have visions of Karl Rove’s election night breakdown! And nobody said that. But it is why I do it. Besides now it’s good for a laugh.
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It’s so bizarre. I can’t tell if I unfollowed you or followed you six more times. The little checkbox on your page says I’m following. The checkbox on the top toolbar says I’m not.
Anyway, I check in manually so I suppose it doesn’t matter… but I wanted to say hey, and send you some love. Much much love, actually. ❤
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Much love back at you, Rara. I hope you’re doing well. But even if you re-subscribed multiple times, there’s no need to retread all the posts. 😏
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I do anyways. I feel like your blog reads better in bursts.
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Elections matter. Top to bottom.
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YES!!!
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Surging ahead in the unscientific online polls only responded to by Donald Trump supporters.
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Yes. Otherwise known as the Fantasy Format poll.
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Hey look! I got another one showing that all those blue states are going red! I’m sure this is happening. Getting out my checkbook now!

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The information from Donald Trump supporters is so convincing. You know, he’s also winning in places where the Republicans have never been in contention before, such as Canada.
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I hear they love him there!
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I think he should go to a White House (there must be one) with medications and intensive therapy. And honestly I do not mean offense to anyone who has mental health issues. I don’t think he is getting help for his, and he needs it.
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He really does. Perhaps there will be a family intervention on Nov. 9.
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I don’t think either of the facades have enough space for the TRUMP sign.
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Good point!
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It’s going to be finish of mine day, however before
end I am reading this enormous post to improve my know-how.
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Scottish or Irish? 😏
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spam. Surprised it wasn’t caught by the filter.
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You’re probably right. Glad I didn’t get too chummy!
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For years, although he regularly voted Democrat, my dad was a registered Republican. We enjoyed reading the propaganda he got as a result. Kind of a sad day for me when he finally switched parties about a decade ago. I miss those mailings.
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They’re pretty easy to come by 😈. I also get a lot of them by snail mail. I pull the crap out and stuff their postage paid envelope and send them back. Small victories 😊
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You sneaky spy, you. I don’t think the Donald would want to live in any of those white houses, unless they are in all white neighborhoods.
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They are in pretty white neighborhoods. I think Donald should go with the bottom one. It’s whiter.
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We received two robo calls from his daughter today. I hung up each time.
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This is a hilarious post and I can’t imagine the solicitations you must get from the tea partiers. You must have a strong stomach~
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I’m quick on the delete button!
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I have friends, who, like you, like to keep an eye on the other side. I think your hearts are stronger than mine.
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I don’t normally pay too much attention, actually, but this one caught my eye. So did the one 2 weeks ago that asked me to make recommendations on how DT should prepare for the 2nd debate. Cue the evil laugh.
The worst thing is, though, that I get some really way out emails — I can, for example, tell you where to get survival rations, and which ones taste best … These folks really are scary.
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And the scariest? There is probably less to be scared of than ever.
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He can pay for them with his foundation money.
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maybe they should offer ice cream cones
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