Not Me. Really

It’s true.  I’m a dog person.

But I do like other animals.  Most other animals in fact.  And just because I’m a dog person doesn’t mean I don’t like cats.  I do!

And I do talk about poop a lot.  So I understand why you might be thinking that this is me, that I made this video.

But it’s not.  I didn’t.

In fact, I wouldn’t have found it except that I was reading a post over at The Bloggess. 

Jenny was using Google’s auto-complete function to see what would happen if she typed in “Jenny likes”.  I thought it would be fun to see what Elyse likes.

It turns out I like to poop on cats.


I never knew.


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29 responses to “Not Me. Really

  1. Uh. “Alice likes beer.” Something tells me this is not entirely reliable… On the plus side, I feel better about your neighborhood cats now!

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  2. Hahahahahahaha! Lisa Likes Stuff … that narrows it down now doesn’t it?
    I’m dying at the video…dear lord.

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  3. Hahaha! Too funny. I just tried typing in “Carrie likes” and the most exciting thing I got was “Carrie likes jazz.” Which isn’t even true. Sigh.

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  4. According to Google auto-complete I don’t like anything. The moment I typed in the “s” on “likes” it literally just gave up and left me with a blank drop-down menu.

    You know, I always suspected…

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  5. It’s a good thing you were able to make it clear ahead of time that you didn’t make the video. There would have been some confusion. 😉

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    • Actually, I need to send it to my childhood best friend Liz. If video and YouTube had existed when we were 10, we would have posted something just like this!


  6. Paul

    Now that we have that out of the way, how are you? Ha!

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  7. Hopefully, cats won’t mistake it for Meow Mix.

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  8. I’m not surprised at this news.

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  9. I can’t let you in my house then! (not that you asked)

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    • Can I come if I promise not to poop on your cats? Or if I only do it on the one cat you choose?

      Some day, this Elyse is going to remember making this video with embarrassment,


  10. At least you are more interesting than I am: Nancy likes bikes.

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  11. I saw that this morning! Like who looks up that stuff? A lot of people for it to rank so high. Scary!

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