If you were a news junkie during the George W. Bush era, you’re already experiencing deja vu. That sinking feeling already makes your eyes roll automatically when Putin’s President appears. It settled into the back of your neck from the whiplash as you shake your head and shout “no, no, no, no, no, no, no!” over the latest outrage or tweet. And it’s there in the pit of your stomach, when you try not to vomit whenever you see the color orange.
Yup, it’s started. The Deluge. The Flood. The Trump shit storm.
During the Bush years, I would just be ready to pounce on one issue, when another hit the fan and took the wind out of my sails. Resistance is hard if there is just so much to resist.
How, I worried in the days since November 8, will I survive Trump. I feared a heart attack. A stroke. Getting so scared I’d shit in my pants. Of course I worry about the last one sometimes during a scary movie.
Anyway, I’ve come up with a strategy for a hybrid Resister/Surviving Human. I’m going to become a political centaur!

Google Image. No shit will be given by this filly.
I’m going to take my mother’s marital and parental advice and apply it to my activism. She said:
Choose Your Battles!
Me, I’m going to try to focus on issues I know about and/or that are closest to my heart. The ones I write about here on FiftyFourAndAHalf.
But that won’t be all I do. I will look for and follow the lead of others who are knowledgeable about other issues, and I will try to help to the extent I can. It’s not hard, really, to make calls to Congress and the White House. Really, it just takes a minute. You or I can even just cut and paste and hit “send.”
But I will try my very best to keep my blood pressure — and my outrage to livable levels.
George W. Bush kept us all off balance because there were so many things to be outraged about, that we couldn’t keep it up. Different bad presidents need different tactics.
And Trump will make the Dubya years look like a walk in the park. And that park is in Baghdad.
I hope this works.
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I will sure be interesting four years with the president Trumpsky in charge.
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When they say “may you live in interesting times,” they never mention for how long. Our sentence seems way too long.
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A noble aspiration, Elyse. And also exactly how I thought I might approach the coming calamity as a blogger– pick one or two issues and focus on those only. For me it’ll be the “reforms” on Medicare and Social Security. That’s enough for one [scared] boy. – Marty
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Me too. My husband is worried about all the other things, though, in addition to these issues. So my head will still spin! Scared indeed.
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I’m with you both on that one. As a cancer survivor I worry a lot about health coverage. Drugs are already outrageous even with what masquerades as insurance.
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Yes, the fact that I keep getting semi-sentimental about the Bush years is just terrifying. And learning to manage my anger, fear and stress, I suspect, is going to be my mission for the next four years. Finding the balance between not twitching at every single thing he does and not retreating is my second challenge. I need to stay galvanized, but not obsessed. You don’t suppose the universe really did do this as a teaching moment, do you?
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If this is the universe as teacher, I want to drop the damn course. I’ve gotten all I need from it and all I’ve gotten is the syllabus.
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I would take W over DT in a heartbeat … no question asked because it’s not even close … and I wasn’t a W fan.
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the list of people I wouldn’t take over Trump is very short indeed.
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I wrote my congress people about not repealing the ACA. Normally in January I have a feeling of renewed hope, even with the crappy weather. But not this year, Elyse. Ugh.
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Yeah. Not this year at all. I guess we can just hope he doesn’t blow up the planet. That’s hope. Ammirite?
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Yeah, let’s go with that.
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😬💩🚽
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Talking to my boyfriend, I have compared these moments leading up to inauguration, as society waiting at the gates of hell. The nearer the date comes, the gates incrementally open.
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That’s exactly how I feel. We just have to make sure to turn it around so that Trump and the GOP feel the burn (Bern?)
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I’ve been so good. Quiet. In my zen. Then there was the press conference. How many f-bombs can one person use in a day? COUNTLESS! Today I woke up to ALL of the good parts of the ACA voted down in the middle of the night. For a group of people who have done Z E R O in the past 8 years, they’ve sure been busy. I’ll have to pick my battles, because lord knows I don;t have the strength to fight them all.
Are you Marching on DC next week? I’ll be Marching in Philly!
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I can’t march, unfortunately, for health reasons. But yeah they are all heartless assholes.
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I need this and a box of back-ups!
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Stay vigilant. We all will. ☮️ As a side note, I am not surprised at my own personal, tearful reaction to all of the current administration’s farewell appearances, speeches, awards, etc. I don’t ever remember crying about a political transition. Strength moving forward.
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Yes. To go from Obama to f’ing Trump. 😭
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You’re absolutely right, Elyse. I wrote to my congresswoman and she replied back with an acknowledgement and affirmation. This is an excerpt:
“Any attacks on the rights of women, immigrants, LGBTQ individuals, Muslims, Latinos, African Americans, or other marginalized communities are un-American, unacceptable, and must be denounced at every turn….I stand ready to work with Donald Trump and his administration to find bipartisan solutions that will expand our economy, improve our infrastructure, and keep our nation safe. I will also oppose him forcefully any time he takes steps to endanger our nation or the families I represent.”
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Sounds like a democrat! Good for her.
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Good advice. Jim and I are both swearing much more than usual, and “usual” increased from a healthy rate last year, even. But yes, pick the battles. Healthcare. Food security. Voting rights. Reproductive rights. That’s still A LOT. Dammit. and fuck. and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Edit if you please. won’t bother me.
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like that
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😏
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I love my button. That’ll be the other thing that keeps me sane!
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It’s good to have a button to play with. 🙂
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9 years ago I couldn’t possibly have imagined a day would come that I long to have the Bush administration back in office. Hell indeed has frozen over.
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This is something I’ve said repeatedly, each time with a feeling like I must be drugged to say such a thing. I cannot stop shaking my head…
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I honestly keep wishing the next headline I see will say that all of this was just some twisted human experiment…’YOU FAILED, DUMMIES!’
I didn’t think reaching this level of stupid was even possible.
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I know what you mean. I am personally hoping for a meteor to land on the Capitol portico next Friday.
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Me too! I would feel bad for the unsuspecting marching bands, though. Maybe if the meteor could hit just him and Chachi…perfecto!!
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It could happen. My son was once worried about deer attacking him when he was a kid. I reassured him by saying that it was as unlikely to happen as getting struck by a meteor. Guess what happened the next day! I never heard the end of it.
Hope it’s a big enough meteor to get Pence and Ryanntoo.
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Good lord! What are the chances of THAT?! Oh my. Well, I will be hoping right along with you next Friday that the meteor comes, spares the marching bands, and makes pancakes out of all those repulsive assholes!!
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Yup. I look back fondly on Nixon these days.
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I want to go hunting with Deadeye Dick Cheney.
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No you. I want Trump to go.
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Becoming a political centaur might protect your bottom line from most politicians. But I doubt it would dissuade a guy like Trump, and his groping little fingers.
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These hoofs are dangerous!
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Online Conversion (they convert measurements, not people) says:
4 inches from Hair Furor’s wrist to the tip of his tiny fingers. That sounds about right, if not a little generous.
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Sounds to me like the hoof might be bigger than the hand. Hair Furor had better not mess with centaurs.
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Damn straight!
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Well, I would certainly wither if I had to get close to that reprobate.
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I am still feeling devoid of all hope, but I had to comment just to tell you that your boobs look amazing!
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And this picture makes my withers glow!
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Withers never looked so good, In fact, I would say you bring them to new Withering Heights.
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😳
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