Lemme get this straight.
Photo Credit: Jacob
A big fat guy in a red suit
will come down the chimney,
The Beast
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
Funny how that use to seem so sweet and innocent…Santa entering your home through the chimney, etc. … These days it sounds kind of creepy and scary and he would probably be arrested at his first stop.
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Yes! And anybody who would play a Mall Santa? “Keep those hands where I can see them, buddy”!
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Duncan has grown up to be a handsome man! And if he’s like Fozzie, If the big intruder dressed in red is packing a treat for Duncan, everyone will escape the evening unscathed and happy. 🙂 ❤
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Duncan will do anything for a treat, including hand me over to Trump for questioning!
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Only between 10pm on 12/24/2016 and 4am on 12/25/2016. At all other times, any big fat guy in a red suit coming down a chimney is on his own.
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Good point. Although Duncan’s bark is scary he’s really quite a fraidy cat.
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Look at the big sweetie!
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He is both big and sweet. Oh, and Crazy!
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Santa Claus is very quick. I think he can outrun your little dog.
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Duncan is 75 lbs. He is a very large little dog, actually. Still, I bet Santa can win.
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Santa could still beat him to the door. But I doubt any burglar could.
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Duncan would likely hide from a burglar. But he does have a deep, deep voice, so we’re hoping the burglars go next door where they have no dog.
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doh!
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😜
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ha
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Hits the love button…it does exist.
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❤️😍❤️
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Oh that photo is priceless!
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At least one a year he actually faces the camera! 😬
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hahaha! love this
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😏
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Bwahahaha! 🙂
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Will there be treats involved?
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Very likely!
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Not likely!
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Actually, he’s a coward. Santa will be safe.
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Ha!!
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Yeah.
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Ho, Ho, Ho, yes, he may have something really nice just for you! Love your photo 🙂
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