I’m still without a computer, but thought I’d share this clip.
Because I love you, I am adding a picture I forgot about. The real reason why men fear vaginas.
Because they get stuck in them.
[This is from a post of a while back — happily recalled when Lisa (Tops) from Life in the Top Down commented.
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
oh boy
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This was fun and funny. Not a big fun of Hilary, but she is a good sport.
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Hillary is so awesome! Fingers crossed, fingers crossed, fingers crossed! (Not as in lying. As in wishing and hoping she wins!)
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Emphasis, mine:
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OH yeah. Starting with that cheerful moniker “Dame”!
It really is so ingrained in our society…
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I was thinking while I was out doing errands, Jim. Does anybody still use “Dame”? any more? I haven’t heard it in years, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never been called a “dame.”
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I’d say you’re right, Elyse, “dame” is passé’. I picked this lyric, however, because to my mind it captures the essence of that essential difference between the sexes, and that includes the male instinct to be protective of the female. You dames are our equals in terms of intellectual capacity, including ambition, determination, and fortitude, but the feminine filter will, I submit, forever distinguish us and tint the product of your labors. Vive’ la difference!
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She is such a good sport. I have always been a fan. She is smart. That’s so much more than I can say about….um…….where’s that vagina picture?
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I added it in an update to the post…
I think it was a brilliant way to show up the folks in the media who are doing exactly what Jimmy was doing – Joe Scarborough at the top of the list. I’d love to see/have seen his face when he saw that clip for the first time. He would be pissed because he couldn’t not see himself. Same with so very many others —
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Add to the physical comments — she’s look old, she put on weight, yada yada. Seriously? And which male candidate is a hottie? Better still what relevance does it have?
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Well Ted’s having all those affairs. (As if there is a chance in hell more than one woman would sleep with him!
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Wake me when it’s all over.
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Love this! Thanks, Elyse.
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Glad you liked it!
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Heheheheh…I’m glad you shared this. It gave me my morning giggle. I think she was a good sport and it looked to me as if she was having a tough time not smiling.
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I think it might actually shut some men up because so many of them are playing Jimmy’s role!
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Vaginas scare men.
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Deep dark and mysterious …
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Hahahaha…. and powerful.
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I waited to reply to this until I was at my computer… Your comment made me recall a post I did a long time ago about a man who got swallowed up by a giant vagina. Here’s the picture. Enjoy! Now I must leave the picture for a few other folks!
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Not a female executive over 35 who can’t relate to this in the corporate world:).
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Exactly! The ones under 35 will recognize it in due time 😦
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Even though I’m a Canadian, I’m with NQC’s husband – Hillary was fine and now she is shrill – not sure why.
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I could get snarky and say that’s because she’s winning and it is sooooooooo un-femimine … but I’m not that snarky (or am I?)
She is damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t no matter what she does. It must be incredibly tiresome.
BERNIE IS SHRILL TOO! Duh! They’re both exhausted.
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Good point exhaustion could be playing a part.G
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Paul, because I love you, and because you taught me how to do this, I am going to add a picture of the most terrifying thing that could happen to any man — being stuck in a giant vagina:
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Yeah, nightmares for a month – Ha! I was reading along in a blog this week and I came upon the term “vagina dentata”, which is apparently a common term these days. I had no clue what it meant and had to look it up – AHHHHH!
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P.S. You’re getting good at this picture thing. I may regret that piece of show and tell. 😀
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Ha!
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I would think it would be a dream for many!
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Paul, even though you’re Canadian, you can have an opinion. Just not a vote. Although if you’re Ted Cruz, you can run for office. So you’ve got that goin’ for you!
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We try not to do evangelical politicians here. We offer the course but then send our students to the US for their professional development – and tell them to please not come back. We’re proud of their achievements. 😀
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Because you guys are smarter than the average bear — you have so many up there to learn from!
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You missed the mark, Elyse. I think you don’t quite understand what mansplainin’ is. It’s sort of like, well maybe I should write the post on it. It’s hard to explain to a girl.
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Good thing you aren’t within striking distance!
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I know. 😉
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And for that comment you get a picture too, Tippy.
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That man is a real dick.
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Saw this today too. Hysterical and unfortunately true.
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I wonder how many men will deny it!
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My husband denies it. He used to like Hillary, and now he says that she is rude and shrill.
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Mine claims being a white male will close doors. Life is tough, ain’t it?!?!
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Well, it does close doors to women’s restrooms.
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And men LOVE waiting in line. 😆
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