One of my tasks as a fake medical expert, is to keep folks in my company apprised of new scientific developments, studies and trends. So I scour the news first thing and point out interesting, informative articles.
It’s a part of my job that I relish because it often gives me terrific ways to terrorize my relatives with news of horrible diseases that pose a 1:1,583,222,185 chance of killing them and everybody in their town. Can you say “Ebola”? Sure, I knew you could.
Some days, though, I hit the jackpot. Like today, when I read a fascinating piece in the Washington Post.
Why we don’t think our own farts stink
Not only was it way more informative than any political piece penned and published in our nation’s capitol’s hometown paper, but it contained video.
After watching this educational video four or five times, I noticed that there was a followup video that I had to watch.Now you have to watch it too.
Thanks, Washington Post, for shedding light on at least one stinking thing. Maybe next election cycle, you can uncover the stink in the GOP.