Daily Archives: March 4, 2013

The Danish Connection

At last.  At last something is being done.  It’s about time that the threat from the Danish Connection has been bitten back.

For too long, you folks have had to read my posts about the need for curbing gun violence.  For civil, community and government action to protect ourselves from random violence.   From the bad guy with a gun.  I know that you folks count on me to keep you informed.  Up to date.  Filled with sweet facts that you can share over coffee.

I am pleased to give you this bit of delicious news.  You see, today it finally happened:  Somebody took action on guns.  It happened not all that far away from where I live.  It happened in Anne Arundel County, Maryland.  Just a hop, skip and a jump from here in gun lovin’ Virginia.

It’s true.  Authorities may have finally nipped the whole Danish Connection in the, ummmm, butt.  Or in the butt of a gun.   Or nipped somebody somewhere.

No.  That’s the French Connection. I’m talking Danish.  Far more dangerous.  Fewer good guys.  No Oscars.

Let me explain.

Today a 7 year old was suspended from school for biting his Danish pastry into the shape of a gun, pointing it and saying “bang, bang.”  Witnesses are divided over whether the weapon was pointed at another student or at the ceiling.

The boy’s father was unabashed:

Welch said an assistant principal at Park Elementary School told him that his son pointed the pastry at a classmate — though the child maintains he pointed it at the ceiling.

“In my eyes, it’s irrelevant; I don’t care who he pointed it at,” Welch said. “It was harmless. It was a danish.”

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Meanwhile, folks with real, lethal — not tasty — guns are discussing just how many rounds it takes to bring down the drones that will, naturally, be coming after them because they exercise their Second Amendment rights to maintain an arsenal.  That’s according to Congressman and official contender for “Stupidest Human On Planet Earth” Louie Gohmert (R-Where-else-but-TX) chatting on talk radio:

“I had somebody last week in Washington from either Georgia or Alabama that was saying, ‘Look, this goes back to we have got to have at least 50 rounds in our magazines because on average that’s about how many it takes to bring down a drone.’ I hope he was kidding, I don’t know for sure.”

Do you think anybody from Congressman Gomer Pile’s office might have checked to see if the guy who said this was kidding?  Do you think that they suspended the guy who said that?  Do you think that maybe they took away his gun permit?

Do you think that a duly elected representative of the United States Congress might have suggested that this man be investigated?  

Do you think the Congressman was even a wee bit concerned?  Nope.  He apparently thinks it’s no big deal, or so I’m guessing because Congressman Gohmert continued:

 “It is serious when the government decides, let’s just watch every little thing Americans are doing,” he added. “It’s big brother taken to a whole new scale.”

Amen, Brother Gohmert.  Amen.

[Oh, the emphasis is all mine in those quotes.]

Now, I don’t know about you, but I’d rather take my chances against a 7 year old member of the Danish Connection than against some paranoid right wing nutcase who thinks he must arm himself with multiple large magazines for his multiple assault weapons because he is pretty damn sure that he will have to take on the Federal Guv’ment that he is dang sure is about to send drones to break up his barbeque.

I’m really glad they’ve started taking action on guns.  But perhaps some folks need to figure out which ones are real threats and which ones are merely tasty morsels.

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The Senate Judiciary Committee is currently working on 4 bills to establish more sane gun laws in America:

S.150, Assault Weapons Ban of 2013 (Feinstein)

S.54, Stop Illegal Trafficking in Firearms Act of 2013 (Leahy)

S.374, Protecting Responsible Gun Sellers Act of 2013 (Schumer)

S.146, School Safety Enhancements Act of 2013 (Boxer)

 

You can find and urge your two Senators to help enact sane gun laws by clicking on this link:  http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

 

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