Daily Archives: March 3, 2013

Nobody knows the notifications I see

They’re a tease.  There on my iPhone before I “Slide to Open.”  Responses to all the incredibly clever comments I’ve made since Friday.

But when I turn on the phone – I got nothin’.

When I turn on the computer – I got nothin’.

When I try to post this little piece to bitch at Word Press — I got nothin’

Word Press?  What the fuck are you doing?

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