Apparently I took the worst possible time for my sanity-restoring news break. Because while I wasn’t looking, NASA’s Curiosity rover found life on Mars. Imagine that!
It’s true. At least according to the New York Times. Life exists, or at least existed, on Mars. Scientists know this because they found methane up there. Out there. Wherever.
Yup! Scientists found fart residue on Mars.
That’s what happens when inquiring minds shake the blankets in the morning.
We are truly not alone in the universe.