You know that old phrase “Truth is stranger than fiction?” It’s true! And it is, in this case, beyond sight and sound. Which makes it much stranger than fiction in my book.
I learned this today when I was watching a news report about the Texas primary election, and Congressman Steve Stockman (R-Beyond the O-Zone).
OK, I wasn’t really watching it. I was reading a blog post.
But John was watching it. And he froze the frame with the DVR shouting:
“Now I know why Stockman is so weird! Look at him! What IS he?”
I looked back at my husband with love, respect and concern for his sanity; I didn’t have a clue what he was talking about.
“What IS he?” my husband of 27 years repeated.
As a political junkie and movie lover, John gets a special thrill when worlds collide. And if outer space is involved, so much the better. And tonight they did.
Because Steve Stockman, (R-Area 57) is clearly not of this earth. And finally, there was proof. Verification. Actual photographic evidence. And only the best sleuth/husband has so far identified it:
As John rightly pointed out, Congressman Stockman is from another planet. Remember Men in Black?
Stockman is clearly a Ballchinian.
I’m guessing that you now understand why I married this guy.