It finally happened. God woke up and got pissed.
He realized that there is a whole group of fanatical jerks, using His name to bash just about anybody else who believes that there is an important role of government in the lives of American citizens.
The Rally for Which Tens of Millions Stayed home and dry
What does God do when he is pissed?
God sends natural disasters, of course. Just ask any TV preacher when he’s not asking for money. (OK, you’ll have to interrupt him.)
This time, he sent rain. And not just any rain – but about 4 inches of rain in a 12 hour period to an area that was already saturated.
God obviously is pissed at the Tea Partiers. Can you blame him? I am too.
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My thanks to my friend X, at List of X for inspiring this post.
FiftyFourandAHalf 
Oh my gosh I know nothing about this rally and I’m so glad for it. Being ignorant of the world can be so helpful at times. I have, however, watched all the weird evangelical fanatic documentaries on Netflix, if that counts for anything.
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Apparently none of the “millions” that were supposed to show up knew about it, either!
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How are your ark building skills? Or how long can you tread water?
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It was the second of two really dangerous storms! So I’m looking to buy one of those combo boat/cars from the 1960’s. There will be less poop involved with fewer critters!
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God gets pissed A LOT. Wild fires in some places, drought in others, torrential rains on others. He has a whole lot of anger outlets up his robes…I can’t believe all the wildlife deserve this kind of punishment. Oh, I forgot, those reverends don’t consider animals when they are lecturing us about sinning bring this shizzle on and going to hell and all that…
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Yes, theses “men of God” do forget the critters. Which is strange considering they are such animals themselves.
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Good point!
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Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the Tea Partiers were really gone? I couldn’t believe it, but I shouldn’t have been surprised, when it was announced last night that the Democrats had wanted more Tea Partiers to win over the Republicans. Oh vey!
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I just saw Jon Stewart talking about Mitch McConnell. He is soooo right.
And you know one of the things that really bugs me about the Tea Partiers? It’s that they don’t know their history — the Boston Tea Party was organized as a protest for tea taxes that were TOO LOW and the East India Company was going to corner the market!
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Wow – We could go on and on. I know you know the Tea Partiers currently in Congress had the power to shut government down and unless we move some of them out in the coming election, they will retain that power! Please, they have to go!
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The Tea Partiers? Who are they?
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A dying breed it seems, Frank. With luck, anyway.
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Out of mind before I even heard of them.
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Cute Elyse.
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Thanks, S!
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I’m pretty sure the rally participants thought it was because of the gays. Because, as you know, all natural disasters are because of the gays.
P.S. Thanks for the shout out.
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That and because they hate Guv’ment and that’s pretty much all DC is!
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I was so busy praying over my sump pump which was working overtime that the Tea Party debacle slipped right by me. Judging by the criteria set up by them, they got screwed. Hurrah!
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I’d forgotten about it too but then I had to go to work and realized that, in spite of not wanting me to get to my office –through the VA area in this clip — God was truly raining on their parade!
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I’m still laughing over the ‘tea enema’. What a hoot.
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Me too!
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Looks like you guys are gettin’ a little God action down there. So, correct me if i’m wrong, but it appears that God is not a member of the Tea Party? Ha! If they weren’t dangerous they’d be funny.
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If they were smarter they’d be dangerous!
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But then how will the NSA get all their pics for the facial recognition database?
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I’m not sure they look the same waterlogged.
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I knew this was going to happen sooner or later…
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I wish we’d been cleansed of them long ago.
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a tea enema
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I cannot even pretend to top that one.
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no you cannot… HA!
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That doesn’t happen very often. And my admitting it happens even less often.
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But when it does happen, it will usually be me… HA!!!!!
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What took Him so long? Apparently, God is one of those slow-burn dudes. Like Clint Eastwood.
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Or slow deluge guys. These were NOT still waters!
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It had to happen. His anger management classes are starting to wear off.
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Great comment, Michelle! (And besides, these guys have reached the limits of everybody’s patience if you ask me)
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Can you imagine? These fools actually dragged a cross (on wheels) during their little hoedown.
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All four of the guys who showed up, you mean?
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So, does this mean you no longer believe in climate change?…
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Actually, I’ve decided to deny all science. It’s easier if you use a broad brush.
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Atta girl.
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Even the medical science?
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Think of the havoc I can wreak as a medical writer who found God and creationism!
But please don’t tell my boss!
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I won’t. You made the right decision of not telling us exactly where you work.
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