OK, I am over, so over, being depressed at Christmas. It’s all because of my previous post, Both Sides Now, which, I am not kidding, cheered me up no end. Sorry it depressed the hell out of you. My bad.
So even though I am no longer depressed because it is Christmas, there is still too much to do. So I am still crabby. I have no elves. I would be jolly if I could simply order someone else to do everything. I need elves.
Without elves, I’ve decided that I need a change. Can I please become Jewish for a bit? Buddhist? Muslim (oh, dear, not in the U.S.) Oy vey.
Oh, well there you have it. Jewish it is.
