I have failed in my mission to keep you up to date on all things poop. I hang my head in shame.
Perhaps this clip will make up for it:
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So… we are shit outa luck? No shit?
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Good find Poopsie, Queen of Poop Nation! Loved the monologue – but the song was quite the surprise. Hope all is well with you … after all, you missed Opening Night.
Sorry Frank. I haven’t been around these parts much. But I couldn’t resist this little ditty.
I’m fine. Just discouraged by our country. And there’s nothing funny in that. 😔
So, an interesting thing happened on my way to more regular poopage … I have battled my soda addiction for years. The only caffeine I drink is my lunch-time soda — Coke or Pepsi. I’ve tried to stop for years with little success. But a few weeks ago, I managed to do it. I’ve replaced sodas with fruit flavored carbonated water drinks that have no added sugars and, generally, no calories. And this strange thing happened as I accomplished this. My poop has become more regular and more “normal” than … well in all my time on this planet that I can remember. My poops are so incredibly normal now that I want to take pictures and share.
You’re ready to donate!
Ghost poop is the worst. I think I’ve accomplished something magnificent, and then there is no proof that I did anything. I spend the rest of my day doubting myself. I hate that.
Ghost poop. Genius!
I refuse to donate my poop. I’m greedy, so I’m gonna wait ’til they start paying for it.
By the way, how has the world of poop been treating you lately? Haven’t heard from you in a while. Hope you’re in good health.
You’re in luck, Tippy! This may be old, but perhaps you can still supplement your income!
I’m doing okay, just haven’t felt like writing. Thanks for asking. I hope you are too!
It’s always a pleasure to read your old posts. Now I think I’ll invest in some Metamucil and start making my pot of gold. Or well, you know.
Yes, I’m doing okay. I go through phases when it comes to writing. Lately I’ve been in the mood, but sometimes it’s a struggle. I guess we all hit our dry patches now and then.
I find I am just so disheartened by the political climate, combines with unemployment, that I find the world less humorously absurd and simply dangerously so.
Unemployment, huh? Sorry you’re going through such an experience. Being out of work unintentionally can be pretty disheartening.
And of course the current political climate doesn’t help. I believe what’s happening these days is prelude to worldwide economic collapse, and possible world war, if the present course is not changed soon. I can see how you might feel worried.
Thanks for cheering me up Tippy …
Uh, sure. Let me read a newspaper. Then I’ll get back to you with even more stuff to feel cheerful about.
Hilarious! It has been a shitty day so funny poop is perfect 😀
Poop always makes me laugh …
What a crazy video! Oddly enough, I have heard of poop transplants and all the good they can do for a person who lacks healthy intestinal bacteria. I’ve never thought about donating my poo though. Just carrying a baggie of poo while walking my dog makes me queasy. How would you get the poop to the transplant center? Mail it? The post office might object, they have rules against most hazardous items and substances. 🙂
Where there’s a will, there’s a way! I’ve been hoping to learn that this is the miracle cure for my Crohn’s, but I’ve been sorely disappointed! But there was an article in the Washington Post about selling poop. I wrote about it a while back. Truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction…
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Oh my dear Elyse, you never disappoint. 😄
OMG! That’s all, just OMG!
Oh, that’s hilarious ! ! !
Isn’t it? Oh lord.
Well, apology accepted but that video should never see the light of day. Ever again. Amusing but rude. Unacceptable.
There is nothing NOT rude about poop! 💩
Yes, I would have to agree. Poop is, by definition, rude.
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