Everybody always tags the slow kid. So I’m not sure if this is an honor or if everybody is picking on me. These folks are either really good friends or should be banned from Word Press. I can’t quite decide.
But I’m IT, I was TAGGED. So here goes nothin.’ Here’s how you play.
- You must post the rules. (Check)
- You must thank the folks who put you up to this:
Here are the culprits; they made me do this. Trust me, it wasn’t my idea. In fact, I thought I had already done this when I wrote What’s In A Meme.
Janice at Aurora Morealist (2/21)
Janice at Cafe23 (2/22)
TwinDaddy at Stuphblog (2/24)
- Answer the questions the taggers set for you in their post.
I’m cheating here. I was tagged 3 times, I figure nobody wants to spend the next month reading about me. So I chose some questions from each of the bloggin’ buddies who picked on me. You can thank me later.
- Tag eleven people and link to them on your post. (I’m cheating again)
- Let them know you’ve tagged them! (Cheating is the theme here)
Janice at Aurora Morealis’ questions:
If you were given another chance at life, to come back as anything or anyone you want, who or what would you choose and why?
I want to come back as an American Coot, my favorite bird.
They are silly, duck-like birds (they don’t even get a category of their own – they are merely duck-like).
They must have a great sense of humor, because they are awful at everything else. In fact, they have trouble swimming (no webs on their feet)– they thrust their heads forward with each stroke, in the same way a race horse does, but without the grace. They also forget that they are birds and can fly. I’d be like that. You see, coots can’t take off easily from the water (where they spend 99.9 percent of their time); they always look like Keystone Cops trying to get away. They get eaten by eagles and hawks because they are slow and awkward. And stupid. The term “old coot” comes from these guys. But I love them anyway. They crack me up.
I always picture them with a speech bubble over their head that says “SHOOT” – a particularly dumb thing for a bird to be saying, if you ask me. But they can’t help it; they were taught not to swear when they were “Cooties.” (Yes, I had to say it.)
Apparently I must be pretty content in this lifetime to come back as prey, but still. They are great fun to watch.
What one thing do you wish you did when you had the chance?
See Door Number Two! Where my dreams of fame and fortune ended. I wonder what would have happened if I had chosen Door Number One. Or what was behind the curtain. Or, perhaps, what would have happened if I had never come out of the closet. [Thousands of people will now think I am gay. Perhaps I will attract new readers!]
If a stranger knocked on your door and asked for food or shelter, what would you do?
Open the door and let them in. They would be pleasant and grateful, and nice and fun. We would have a party. Then my husband would kill me for having let potential murderers in.
Are you glad or ticked off that I tagged you?
What is the most traumatic experience you’ve ever had?
Saturday, January 15, 2000 and Tuesday, August 11, 2009, the dates my sisters died. Judy at 47 went first, and then Beth at 61. Sucked. Still sucks. We were going to race our wheelchairs in the nursing home.
If you could choose one moment in your life that defined who you are today, what was that moment?
Many years ago, I had horrible secretarial job at an Ivy League university. I felt stupid every day –not because people made me feel that way (everyone was really very nice). Nope. I MADE MYSELF FEEL THAT WAY. Everyone I saw intimidated me.
One day, a brilliant professor needed help changing a light bulb. In a table lamp. It made me realize that in at least one way, I was smarter than this brilliant man. And I stopped feeling stupid. More importantly, I stopped doubting that I was smart enough to do whatever I chose to do. After all, I could change a light bulb.
Why, OH WHY, do you blog?
I started blogging after taking a humor writing class where I found I enjoyed writing short snarky pieces. What else do you do with short and snarky?
Do you have any tattoos? If yes, of what and where? If not, what tattoo would you get if you had to get one?
When I read “In Cold Blood” in high school, my very favorite teacher ever said “Never trust anyone with a tattoo.” At that time, it was only cold blooded killers and sailors who had them. Things have changed in 40 years.
Still I don’t get why anyone would want one. Times and styles change – just look at shirt collars, ties and hairstyles. What happens when tattoos go out of fashion?
I was in a store in Maine last summer when a young girl was proudly displaying the tattoo she’d gotten of a hummingbird for her 20th birthday. It was quite pretty, and it was right there at the top of her substantial left breast. By the time she is my age and her boobs sag, it will look like a turkey vulture.
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Do you believe in God?
I don’t think it matters, really. I think how people act is what is important. I believe in the Golden Rule. I also believe in what I’ve gotten from the New Testament: Love. That’s what it’s all about. The Old Testament didn’t teach love. And for some reason that – the hate is what resonates with all too many folks these days.
What will get you angry?
Republican politicians get me angry whenever I think of them. Cause I just don’t feel the love. See my response to the question above.
Why did you name your blog the name you named it?
But the real reason is that I felt reaching the age of 54-1/2 was a personal victory. That was the average age of my two sisters when they died. I reached it with a combination of sadness and triumph. And that’s partly why I will always, at heart, be 54-1/2.
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Now My Questions:
- What color best describes you?
- Dogs or cats?
- Favorite Broadway Show
- First TV crush — and does he/she resemble your significant other?
- M*A*S*H or Mary Tyler Moore Show?
- Favorite romantic dinner
- First childhood memory
- Plot summary of your first novel
- Are you punny?
- What will you do when you win the lottery?
- Tell me about a brush with fame
I’m not going to tag anyone; I’m way too slow. But feel free to answer if you’d like. Or not if you’d rather not (you’re welcome, Lorre). If you do answer, please post a link to your post in the comments.