Speaker7 is always good. But this piece is delicious.

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Holy Samoa!

The Girl Scouts are teaming up with Nestle to create Girl Scout candy bars. This is the beginning of a journey that will ultimately end with me being extracted from my house by a forklift.

The bars are inspired by my three favorite cookies: thin mints, tag alongs and samoas, also known as the devil cookie.

I don’t know about you, but when I rip open a box of thin mints, I don’t eat the suggested serving of 2 cookies, I eat the non suggested serving of 2 sleeves of cookies thereby enabling me to put the empty cardboard box in a recycling bin in a timely manner. I do this for the environment.

Since I like candy way more than cookies, I imagine I will be eating the weight of my house in thin mint bars. I am excited.

But do you know who isn’t excited?

The…

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  1. She is brilliant and incredibly funny. She’s one of my favorites! Glad to introduce you, 99!

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  2. I like to find new folks, but finding Speaker 7 was a little bit like drinking grape koolaid with vodka. Delicious.

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  3. Sounds good, but I am more of a candy girl.

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  4. They have already created the girl scout cookie ice cream.

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  5. Love Speaker 7! And as an ex-Catholic, I particularly enjoyed this post. Thanks for sharing it.

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  6. That is a terrible thing to have year round. At least cabury eggs are just around easter.

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  7. Speaker7 for President.

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  8. The world is a sad place when we have to get birth control from girl scout cookies. And who thought of this? Do-si-dos = abortion? Say it ain’t so and leave the scouts alone.

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  9. Speaker 7!
    I didn’t know those cookies had scathing baked into them. I’m pretty sure both of those guys have boxes of cookies hidden under the house–thanks for reposting this Elyse.

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  10. This is not good. Knowing that I can get Thin Mints all year round is bound to add major poundage to my already expanded frame.

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  11. Hi,
    I clicked over and had a read, the church investigating girls scouts, now I have heard it all.

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