As the blogosphere’s most acclaimed fake medical expert, today I am writing to tell you how you can easily and cheaply eliminate your chronic pain.
You see, a new study of 1,500 people found that pop music was the most effective pain reliever. Not classical. Not Rock. Not Indie. Pop music. Not drugs.
According to this article in an online publication I’ve never heard of before, the best songs to ease your aching back are, in this order:
Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
Angels by Robbie Williams
Albatross by Fleetwood Mac
Candle in the Wind by Elton John
Easy by The Commodores
So there you go. Have a nice, pain free weekend.