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Wilfred "Fred" Toczko before his burial at the Hawaii State Veterans Cemetery. Toczko, a World War II veteran and survivor of the Japanese attack on Hickam Army Airfield, died earlier in the month at his home in Arizona. (U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Michael Holzworth/Released)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-17T18:54:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/11/07/the-difference-and-hillarys-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hillalrys-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hillalrys-chicken</image:title><image:caption>It's my snapshot of the page.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/congressional-cookbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>congressional-cookbook</image:title><image:caption>I Took This Picture!  It's MY Cookbook!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/the-right-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-right-thing</image:title><image:caption>Attribution:  Valentina Pereda on Facebook (via Daily kos)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-11T17:05:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/11/06/whats-your-plan/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-09T15:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/11/05/all-the-way-down-the-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gop-positions-in-government.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gop-positions-in-government</image:title><image:caption>I got this from my friend, Father Kane at the Last of the Milleniums.  Naturally.  That's where I get the best 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John's behind the camera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pisa-1999.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pisa-1999</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-11T03:41:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/09/18/a-serious-political-piece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/carter-anderson-reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carter-anderson-reagan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/choose-wisely.jpg</image:loc><image:title>choose-wisely</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/whyimvoting.png</image:loc><image:title>whyimvoting</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-22T17:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/09/16/nurses-the-beauty-of-seamless-teamwork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nurse-cap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurse-cap</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-26T00:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/09/14/wasting-time-at-work/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-15T00:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/09/12/cough-cough/</loc><lastmod>2016-09-14T16:50:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/09/06/blowin-in-the-wind-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/phyllis-schlafly-2.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fred-flintstone.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-09T22:30:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/08/26/national-dog-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/duncs-in-maine-7-16-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncs in Maine 7-16 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-08T13:28:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/08/25/shout-about-it-from-the-rooftops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/george-w-bush-aint-saving-the-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George W Bush Ain't Saving the World</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-04T09:27:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/08/24/not-me-really/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-28T03:41:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/08/16/through-the-awful-grace-of-god-elections2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img-1124-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 10656</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img-1124-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Landmark for Peace Memorial, Indianapolis [Dan Edwards, 1994]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-17T15:14:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2016/08/12/relax-itll-all-work-out-just-fine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/little-fingers-on-nuclear-codes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little fingers on nuclear codes</image:title><image:caption>Little Fingers.
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fireworks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-05T01:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/20/give-peace-a-chance-bomb-agrabah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/malawi.gif</image:loc><image:title>Malawi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-29T19:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/20/wait-isnt-it-actually-a-war-on-new-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/aussies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aussies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/slap-happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slap Happy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-30T15:56:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/16/jerks-with-joysticks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/circus-gop-debate-12-15-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Circus GOP Debate 12-15-15</image:title><image:caption>Oh Look!  They're Circling the Circus Wagons!  NYTimes Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T17:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/17/home-for-christmas-again-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/handkerchief-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handkerchief 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-28T22:24:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/14/grave-therapy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lyingincoffins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lyingincoffins</image:title><image:caption>BBC Photo, I'm guessing.  Because while it came from the article linked to above, there is no credit given.  Perhaps the photographer did not want to disrespect the, umm, un dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/work-life-balance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Work-Life Balance</image:title><image:caption>Google Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-18T18:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/12/a-sick-abroad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/lavage-de-nez-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lavage de nez 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-15T13:24:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/09/ill-take-that-as-a-compliment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/poop-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poop 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poop!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/canadian-poop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Canadian Poop</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-13T18:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/08/support-your-local-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/slide_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slide_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/gibber-jabberin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gibber-jabberin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-14T22:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/08/happy-birthday-to-my-partner-in-crime/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-20T17:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/awards-who-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blogger-recognition-award.png</image:loc><image:title>Blogger Recognition Award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blogger-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blogger award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blog-of-the-year-1-star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blog of the Year Award 1 star jpeg</image:title><image:caption>From TwinDaddy, who apparently can't get enough abuse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dragonsloyaltyaward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragonsloyaltyaward</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/best-moment-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best moment award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wordpressfamilyaward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wordpressfamilyaward</image:title><image:caption>From Regis at 33 Grams of Blog, May 18, 2013</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wonderful-readership-award2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonderful-readership-award2</image:title><image:caption>Awarded to me by TwinDaddy of Stuphblog.com May 18, 2013</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/one_lovely_blog_award12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one_lovely_blog_award1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/booker-award1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Booker-award1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/reader-appreciation-award-22_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reader-appreciation-award-22_thumb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-06T20:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/05/the-ny-times-right-on-target/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/half-staff-doug-mills-the-nytimes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Half staff - Doug Mills - The NYTimes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/silence-on-guns-eiko-ojala-nyt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silence on Guns - Eiko Ojala NYT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-08T22:16:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/02/how-to-get-gun-control-legislation-enacted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/us-capitol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US Capitol</image:title><image:caption>US Capitol at night.  Image Credit:  https://www.flickr.com/photos/intrepid00/14504378266</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-19T17:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/12/01/psst-need-a-christmas-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ballroom2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ballroom2</image:title><image:caption>I had forgotten my cell phone that day in 1965, so I had to use Google Images. Tthanks, Google!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ballroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ballroom</image:title><image:caption>As close as I could get.  Imagine a black and white marble floor, and Scarlett's curtains.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-fields.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Fields</image:title><image:caption>The Fields Behind My House.  I think.  Google Image.  So really, it could be anywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T01:17:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/27/yup-lets-fear-3-year-old-syrian-refugees/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-04T00:58:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/25/moms-most-memorable-meal/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-07T12:07:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/20/where-has-america-gone/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-04T11:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/19/civilization/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/f-diagram-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F-diagram-01</image:title><image:caption>The "F-diagram" (feces, fingers, flies, fields, fluids, food), showing pathways of fecal-oral disease transmission. The vertical blue lines show barriers: toilets, safe water, hygiene and handwashing.

Source Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/world-toilet-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wider Image: Around the world in 45 toilets</image:title><image:caption>A toilet stands outside the Llamocca family home at Villa Lourdes in Villa Maria del Triunfo on the outskirts of Lima, Peru, October 7, 2015. REUTERS/Mariana Bazo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-25T19:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/17/your-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/statue-of-liberty-flickr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statue of Liberty - Flickr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sbd_dive_bomber_over_wake_island_1943.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SBD_Dive_Bomber_over_Wake_Island,_1943</image:title><image:caption>An SBD Dauntles, over Wake Island in the Pacific, 1943.
My Dad was the gunner, who rode backwards.
Photo credit (via Wikipedia) Lt. Charles Kerlee. USNR - General Photographic File of the Department of Navy [1] or [2]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/uss_monterey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USS_Monterey</image:title><image:caption>The USS Monterey, Dad's Ship for most of his time in the Pacific.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/charlie-hebdo-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Hebdo cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T13:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/16/he-nailed-it/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-18T13:38:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/13/la-marseillaise/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-17T01:02:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/12/hey-doc-do-i-have-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/poop-pills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poop Pills</image:title><image:caption>Photo:  Erik Jacobs for the New York Times</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/poopchartfinalwithlogo1.png</image:loc><image:title>poop+chart+final+with+logo1</image:title><image:caption>Credit (if you want to call it that)  Washington Post</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T02:30:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/09/a-missed-opportunity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/telford-taylor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telford Taylor.</image:title><image:caption>Telford Taylor at Nuremberg
Photo Wikimedia Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-15T21:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/11/08/melancholy-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-old-guitarist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Old Guitarist</image:title><image:caption>Picasso
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What a smile he had!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/captain-levitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain Levitt</image:title><image:caption>G</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-01T19:52:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/23/6279/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/iron-lung.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iron Lung</image:title><image:caption>Wikipedia Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T18:07:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/23/legally-blonde/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/10_month_old_fennec_fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And this is why we should try to stay away from tired idioms.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/images-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>No. No. No. I didn't mean that you are poppy-faced ugly. I meant you can't take good photographs.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/veronicafoster-ronniebrengungirl-smoke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hmm. If i take out my lip gloss, I think this little baby will fit in my purse.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/images-4.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Yes, I'm talking to you.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/images-3.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Do you mean I didn't have to take those supplements and spend years at the gym to get noticed? All I had to do was violate copyright law? Ah, shucks.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the_man_who_laughs_1928_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Are you sure about that?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, who am I kidding? I could never be here. My hair is too short.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/10968905154_140c71b403_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I knew the man couldn't be writing all the time. But wait. Did he write the song he is playing? Probably.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-23T17:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/16/customer-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/us-airways1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US Airways</image:title><image:caption>Google</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/us-airways.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US Airways</image:title><image:caption>Google, natch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/au-bon-pain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Au Bon Pain</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T01:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/16/before-they-lost-their-minds-they-used-them/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-18T15:52:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/14/other-useful-technologies/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-17T22:20:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/13/tush-technology/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-16T10:22:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/11/reality-doesnt-make-it-onto-the-nightly-news-or-into-state-legislatures/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-13T10:29:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/10/08/my-candidate-for-speaker-of-the-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/nancy-pelosi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Pelosi</image:title><image:caption>Google 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clerk</image:title><image:caption>Found on DailyKos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-04T01:06:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/09/03/its-not-my-dream-is-it-yours/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/deerfield-valley-inn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deerfield Valley Inn</image:title><image:caption>The Deerfield Valley Inn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T17:10:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/09/02/the-difference-between-me-and-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/swear.jpg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-05T21:56:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/28/sometimes-theres-just-nothin-to-add/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-13T09:00:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/25/and-then-there-were-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/peg6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peg6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T17:26:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/22/i-still-cant-get-no-satisfaction/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-10T12:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/19/no-satisfaction-no-sat-is-fac-tion/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-31T01:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/18/around-the-web-koch-bros-its-the-evil-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/113.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-21T17:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/11/an-ordinary-tuesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fireworks</image:title><image:caption>Google Image, Natch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-21T17:17:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/07/the-good-ol-pricks-debate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/facebookquestion2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebookquestion2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/trumppursinglips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trumppursinglips</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pimptax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pimptax</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gayfriends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gayfriends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/saduncomfortablejed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saduncomfortablejed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/facebookquestions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebookquestions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/thisfacetoo.png</image:loc><image:title>thisfacetoo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/walkertalks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walkertalks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/no-exceptions-rubio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no-exceptions-rubio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/outpoor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>outpoor</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T03:27:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/08/02/its-not-us-its-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sister-joan-chittister.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sister Joan Chittister</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Google.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pro-birth2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro-Birth2</image:title><image:caption>Google</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/pro-birth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pro-Birth</image:title><image:caption>Image Credit:  Daily Kos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-10T18:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/31/fathers-and-daughters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dad-and-me1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad and Me</image:title><image:caption>Dad and Me in Geneva, June 1998.  You have to guess which is me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dad-and-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad and Me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T14:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/25/i-am-not-joseph-mccarthy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cruz-mccarthy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cruz-McCarthy 2</image:title><image:caption>Two peas?
Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jed</image:title><image:caption>I'm pretty sure he got it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-30T09:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/25/its-a-frogs-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/symptom-creep.png</image:loc><image:title>symptom-creep</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/frog-in-heated-water.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frog in heated water</image:title><image:caption>&lt;i&gt;Shit&lt;/i&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/frog-jumping-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog jumping out</image:title><image:caption>Shit!  THAT HURTS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/frogs3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frogs3</image:title><image:caption>Contrary to popular belief, flies are delicious!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/frog-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frog 3</image:title><image:caption>You don't look like a frog!
Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-13T19:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/20/there-is-a-difference/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dr-strangelove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Strangelove</image:title><image:caption>Where the hell do you think I got this one?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/war-is-not-heallthy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>War is not heallthy</image:title><image:caption>I had the poster.  I had the necklace.  Google has the image.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kiss-your-ass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kiss your ass</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit;  My memory and Google Image's</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-24T17:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/18/rawrlove-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fyyl-sad.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 6029</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T00:52:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/15/ummmm-jeb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/richard-nixon-and-the-southern-strategy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Richard Nixon and the Southern Strategy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ronald-reagan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronald Reagan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ronald-reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronald Reagan</image:title><image:caption>St. Ronnie, who began his campaign for Prez in Philladelphia, Mississippi, seat </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rummy-and-the-dick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rummy and The Dick</image:title><image:caption>Rummy and The Dick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bush-and-hussein.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bush and Hussein</image:title><image:caption>The Bro and the Bad Man
Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-15T12:56:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/10/so-long-fred/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-14T20:09:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/09/the-flip-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rejected.png</image:loc><image:title>Rejected</image:title><image:caption>Google did it to me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/rathskeller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rathskeller</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-11T13:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/08/the-hit-single/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/central-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Central School</image:title><image:caption>Google Image because I don't have any pictures of my own.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/marsha-brady-as-juliet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marsha Brady as Juliet</image:title><image:caption>I was a much better Juliet than Marsha Brady. Much.  Of course, there are no Google Images of me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-11T03:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/06/wishing-i-were-going-too/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-12T18:11:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/01/why-i-dont-pray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mean-nun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mean nun</image:title><image:caption>Google this time.  You got me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/madonna-and-child-in-bruges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna and Child in Bruges</image:title><image:caption>Wikipedia Image, again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/church-of-our-lady-bruges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Church of Our Lady, Bruges</image:title><image:caption>Wikipedia Image (you thought I was gonna say "Google," admit it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T12:27:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/07/01/restoring-faith/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/saving-greece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saving Greece</image:title><image:caption>(I believe this photo is from Al Jazeera, which reported this story)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-04T10:27:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/29/my-candidate-for-president-2016/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/donald-trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Donald Trump</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/obama-2004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama 2004</image:title><image:caption>Obama at the 2004 Democratic Convention</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-22T00:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/28/another-d-day-duncan-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12</image:title><image:caption>Today</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11</image:title><image:caption>It wasn't me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/10.png</image:loc><image:title>10</image:title><image:caption>Batman! er, BatDog ...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9</image:title><image:caption>Got a Beer?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7</image:title><image:caption>On the Rocks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6</image:title><image:caption>Learning how to be a puppy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5</image:title><image:caption>In his toy basket</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4</image:title><image:caption>Still pretty damn cute, aren't I?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2</image:title><image:caption>It sucks being a Satellite</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T16:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/19/not-our-heritage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/civil-war-ends-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Civil War Ends 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lindsay-graham-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lindsay Graham Meme</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  http://pavlovianobeisance.com/August_2011.htm</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T17:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/12/wtf-do-they-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/stocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stocks</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spanish-inquisition-torturing-women-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spanish Inquisition Torturing Women 2</image:title><image:caption>This is what you get for burnin' them bras in the '60s.  (Google image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/full-bodied-wine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full-bodied wine</image:title><image:caption>It should say "Full-Bodied Whine, actually."
New Yorker Cartoon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-30T16:04:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/12/eating-bull-on-kindle-scout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/rubin4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubin4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/eating-bull-ks-campaign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Click to see campaign page.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-12T17:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/09/the-end-of-my-rope-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-30T15:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/06/01/heartbreak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/chaise-lounge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chaise Lounge</image:title><image:caption>Google Image (Thank God there was nopool)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/handkerchief2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handkerchief2</image:title><image:caption>Here.  You may need this.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T12:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/30/hey-doc-do-i-need-this-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fucking-sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fucking Sale</image:title><image:caption>Huffington Post Picture </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T01:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/30/a-phila-a-philan-a-good-deed-doer-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/its-good-to-be-a-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It's Good to be a dog</image:title><image:caption>Thank you, Mr. Rockefeller! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/freedom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREEDOM!</image:title><image:caption>FREEDOM!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/little-long-pond-boat-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Long Pond Boat house</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wizard-of-oz-with-tin-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wizard of oz with tin man</image:title><image:caption>They're called ... (Google, natch)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-04T11:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/29/do-i-hear-five/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/road-to-success.png</image:loc><image:title>Road to success</image:title><image:caption>From Daily Kos.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-26T10:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/20/memorial-service-details/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-26T16:38:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/11/sad-news/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-14T01:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/05/07/my-life-its-all-wrong-again-still/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-20T17:48:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/23/the-end-of-my-rope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sitting-duck-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sitting duck poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-05T19:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/27/everybody-hates-birthdays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1st-bday-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st Bday 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1st-bday-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st Bday 1</image:title><image:caption>I am going to bite that woman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-07T10:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/22/earth-daybirthday-recycled-recycled-post/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-29T12:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/19/dog-in-a-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/camera-shy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camera shy</image:title><image:caption>Duncan 4-19-15</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dog-in-a-box-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog in a box 2</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.  You can't go wrong with a guy like me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dog-in-a-box-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog in a box 1</image:title><image:caption>I need someone with a good sense of humor to humor me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-24T10:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/13/a-is-for-algorithm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/gun-control.png</image:loc><image:title>Gun control</image:title><image:caption>From my friend Father Kane at the Last of the Millenniums:  https://thelastofthemillenniums.wordpress.com/category/gun-control/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/we-are-sandy-hook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We are Sandy Hook</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Google</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/we-are-newtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We are Newtown</image:title><image:caption>Assholes (Not Google Images who gave me this image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/more-alcohol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>more alcohol</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/school-protocol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>School protocol</image:title><image:caption>Credit:  Americans for Responsible Solutions</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T19:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/01/4795/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/henkels-butcher-knife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henkels Butcher Knife</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/red-ball-with-bell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Red ball with bell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-12T02:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/10/how-to-force-a-redirect-to-the-classic-wordpress-com-editor-interface/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/classic-editor-wordpress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>classic editor wordpress</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-13T16:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/09/peacenik/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/iran-deal-or-schmeal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iran Deal or Schmeal</image:title><image:caption>Deal or No Deal?  (Image courtesy of the White House, but I found it at CrooksandLiars.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-11T13:04:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/05/my-silver-lining-shining-again/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-10T10:22:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/04/04/who-wants-my-money-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dick-grandpa-ted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick-Grandpa-Ted</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ted-cruz.png</image:loc><image:title>Ted Cruz</image:title><image:caption>Oh Boy Howdy!  I can work long and hard to support a crazy man from Texas!  Yee-Haw!  (My photo of Ted's email -- eat your heart out, Google Images)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-07T13:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/29/lovely-rita/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-07T14:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/28/toilet-slide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/toi5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toi5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/toi2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toi2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/toi3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toi3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/toi4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toi4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/toi1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toi1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-03T20:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/24/a-nose-for-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gold-pan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gold pan</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/gold-miner-statue-google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gold miner statue (google)</image:title><image:caption>I can't even remember if this is the gold miner statue I saw.  (Google image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/southport-beach-google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Southport beach Google.</image:title><image:caption>Well, it is Connecticut's "Gold Coast" but that's not quite what they mean.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T15:38:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/23/shades-of-gray-copycat-edition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/black-and-white-jpg.png</image:loc><image:title>Black and white.jpg</image:title><image:caption>I did it!  With Doobster's help.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/duck-cove-sunset-11-14-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duck Cove sunset 11-14-14</image:title><image:caption>Does this work?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>027</image:title><image:caption>My old headder in black and white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cropped-duck-cove-sunset-11-14-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropped-duck-cove-sunset-11-14-14.jpg</image:title><image:caption>My new headder</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T15:39:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/20/learn-and-live-a-history-lesson/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-19T12:58:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/16/separated-at-birth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/norman-bates.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norman Bates</image:title><image:caption>Google Again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/senator-tom-cotton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Senator Tom Cotton</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T17:52:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/14/this-post-is-a-complete-waste-of-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>064</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-18T00:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/10/all-we-are-saying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/losse-lips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Losse Lips</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-15T03:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/05/you-heard-it-here-first-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/flasher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flasher</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-18T00:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/03/one-good-thing-i-can-say/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-08T23:23:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/02/out-of-this-world-facepalm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dark-ages.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dark Ages</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T10:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/03/01/how-i-became-a-famous-humor-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psa2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psa4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psa5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PSA5</image:title><image:caption>Surprise is a good humor technique, too.
Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-06T11:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/28/astronaut-sends-vulcan-tribute-to-leonard-nimoy-from-final-frontier-nbc-news-com/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150228-nasa-nimoy-tribute-mn-1130_32bc9f187b5548c1ce1616aacbf4addc-nbcnews-ux-1360-900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>150228-nasa-nimoy-tribute-mn-1130_32bc9f187b5548c1ce1616aacbf4addc.nbcnews-ux-1360-900</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-03T01:52:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/25/trifecta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/three-ring-circus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Ring Circus</image:title><image:caption>You know where I got the stupid photo, already.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/three-ring-circus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Ring Circus</image:title><image:caption>Deja vu!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/three-ring-circus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Three Ring Circus</image:title><image:caption>Google, Natch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/michele-fiore-at-the-cliven-bundy-standoff.png</image:loc><image:title>Michele Fiore at the Cliven Bundy Standoff</image:title><image:caption>Photo from Crooks and Liars.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-03T17:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/22/no-thank-you/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T23:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/18/heads-up/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T23:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/14/a-love-story-revisited/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T00:00:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/13/the-funniest-ad-i-have-ever-seen/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-18T20:17:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/12/married-people/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T00:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/11/eleven-on-the-eleventh/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T23:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/02/04/yup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/math.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Math</image:title><image:caption>Credit:  Tastefully offensive</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T23:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/31/can-ya-help-a-girl-out-here/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T23:17:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/30/need-extra-cash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/your-scientists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Your Scientists</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/poop-chart.png</image:loc><image:title>poop chart</image:title><image:caption>Washington Post.  Notice how upright those treated people are</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-09T14:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/24/portable-self-defense/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T20:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/23/one-badass-broad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/queen-elizabeth-and-the-saudi-king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRITAIN SAUDI ARABIA</image:title><image:caption>Queen Elizabeth and King Abdullah.  Photo Credit, Associated Press (but I got it from the Huff Post)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/queen-elizabeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queen Elizabeth</image:title><image:caption>From Madame Tussaud's Website</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T20:41:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/22/devil-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/devil-dog-1-21-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devil Dog 1-21-15</image:title><image:caption>Devil Dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/devil-dogs-drakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devil Dogs - Drakes</image:title><image:caption>Google-lishous</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T20:42:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/19/got-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/got-history.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title><image:caption>My Picture.
Take that, Google Images!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dukes-of-hazard-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dukes of Hazard car</image:title><image:caption>There are more cars around here like this than you can shake a stick at.
Google Image, Natch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/civil-war-is-over.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Civil War is Over</image:title><image:caption>Actually, Google Wins </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-24T00:28:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/18/people-my-age-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T20:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/15/wheres-my-panic-button/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T16:59:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/14/barney-hatred/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/barney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barney</image:title><image:caption>Google, Natch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T16:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/13/pretty-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/laughing-donkeys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laughing donkeys</image:title><image:caption>Tell us another one!
(Google image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T18:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/10/four-thousand-crazy-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/four-thousand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Four thousand</image:title><image:caption>PROOF!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/icy-potomac-1-10-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icy Potomac 1-10-15</image:title><image:caption>My picture.  Taken with MY iPhone.  Take THAT Google images!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snakes-in-the-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snakes in the Grass</image:title><image:caption>Stolen directly from his blog.  Yes, I am that kind of woman.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-02T17:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/06/let-it-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/zoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zoo</image:title><image:caption>Google &lt;i&gt;Again&lt;/i&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/capitol-in-snow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Capitol in snow</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T08:06:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/05/louie-gohmert-for-speaker-yes/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T08:04:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2015/01/04/pet-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/0d3d27e0adb7a67c74fddd5db731fb63.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0d3d27e0adb7a67c74fddd5db731fb63</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10628596_10152424117142027_242560218623252890_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Immediate Smile</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T17:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/30/our-groaning-nation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/infrastructure.gif</image:loc><image:title>INFRASTRUCTURE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/american-teenager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American Teenager</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T08:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/29/new-years-celebrations-for-cheapskates/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-01T06:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/20/the-ultimate-sign-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/my-favorite-martian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Favorite martian</image:title><image:caption>Whoever Smelt It Dealt It (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T07:59:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/18/home-for-christmas-reprise/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-12T17:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/16/congrats-to-da-kid/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-17T07:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/12/ho-ho-ho-my-new-book-release-special-sale-pricing-and-a-benefit-for-homeless-pets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tales_from_null_city-barb_taub-500x800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tales_from_Null_City-Barb_Taub-500x800</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/payback_is_a_witch-barb_taub-1563x2500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Claire Danielsen is a young witch whose goddess is house cat of unusual size. Peter Oshiro is a Warden policing a delicate truce between those who are human and those who... aren't. It just would have been nice if someone told them the angels were all on the other side.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/just_for_the_spell_of_it-barb_taub-1563x2500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liam is an ungodly soccer-playing card sharp on a mission from God. Eirie is a beautiful punk fairy princess with her own daytime radio talk show. Theyâve worked cases for the Accords Agency before, but with war between realms looming and her baby sister as the bargaining chip, partnering just got personal.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cap-dont_touch_barb_taub-500x800.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cap-Dont_Touch_Barb_Taub-500x800</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/krampus-and-saint-nicholas-visit-a-viennese-home-in-1896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Krampus and St. Nicholas visit a Viennese home in 1896 [photo credit: public domain]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T16:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/06/an-actual-fun-office-christmas-party-idea-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/doll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll</image:title><image:caption>Google Image from Etsy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-15T13:22:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/03/16/dogs-and-other-nuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/handsome-vet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handsome vet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/goliath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goliath</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T18:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/12/04/draining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/duncan-12-1-14-e1417629834569.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan 12-1-14</image:title><image:caption>You're Gonna Do WHAT?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-12T00:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/29/healing/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-25T23:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/28/nope-not-even-forthis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/black-friday-toys-r-us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Friday Toys R Us</image:title><image:caption>Not me, but the blond woman looks kind of like me.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-07T23:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/25/that-look/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-07T23:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/28/the-3-ps-politics-penises-and-pooches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/politics-penises-and-pooches.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Politics Penises and Pooches</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T18:12:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/23/mothers-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mom-at-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom at wedding</image:title><image:caption>Mom at my wedding.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T20:43:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/20/a-fun-hangout-gibbers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/duncan-in-maine-in-gold-light-11-14-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan in Maine in gold light 11-14-2014</image:title><image:caption>Duncan in waning sunlight
Photo Credit:  MEEEEEEEE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gibber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gibber</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, stealing stuff from Gibber is habit forming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gibber-jabberin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gibber Jabberin</image:title><image:caption>Blatently stolen from www.Gibber Jabberin.wordpress.com.
Sue me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T22:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/16/the-spoon-theory-best-explanation-ever-imho/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-26T01:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/14/confessions-of-a-pooter-pack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pigpen-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pigpen 2</image:title><image:caption>(Google image.  Done by Charles Shultz, of course.  Who, I am quite sure never had gas.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/saint-sebastian-by.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Saint Sebastian by Il Sodoma, c. 1525</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-28T03:51:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/other-fun-blogs/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-20T18:42:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/13/way-too-many-ducks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/duck-dynasty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duck Dynasty</image:title><image:caption>NY Times Photo:
 From left, Phil Robertson, Jase Robertson, Si Robertson and Willie Robertson from the A&amp;E series "Duck Dynasty." Credit Zach Dilgard/A&amp;E </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/christians-and-lions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christians and Lions</image:title><image:caption>Image from Wonkette (http://wonkette.com/519284/rand-paul-aide-has-cunning-plan-to-stop-gay-marriage-seeks-lions-willing-to-devour-him)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T14:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/12/does-this-mean-that-the-washington-post-stinks/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-23T01:56:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/05/longing-for-dick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dick-nixon-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick Nixon 4</image:title><image:caption>Google, natch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gop-elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOP elephant</image:title><image:caption>Google Me This</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dick-nixon-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick Nixon 3</image:title><image:caption>I'm gonna be sick.  Google, why'd you do this to me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-05T03:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/03/hiding-in-plain-sight/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-06T13:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/02/end-gridlock-and-buy-a-bridge/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-26T11:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/11/01/lesser-than-or-better-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/vote7.png</image:loc><image:title>vote7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-3-081.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-3-08</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-5-01.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-5-01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/vote6.png</image:loc><image:title>vote6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jfk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jfk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-3-05.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-3-05</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-3-06.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-3-06</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-2-02.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-2-02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-2-03.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-2-03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/pp-2014-06-12-polarization-3-04.png</image:loc><image:title>PP-2014-06-12-polarization-3-04</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-05T22:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/31/worth-dying-for-worth-actually-doing/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-05T22:26:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/17/who-says-im-not-gonna-miss-you-glen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TV</image:title><image:caption>There's no problem with the picture ... it's a Google Image!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-08T15:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/16/dont-ask-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pharmacist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pharmacist</image:title><image:caption>They're good at 'splainin'
Google Image, natch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T18:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/13/i-cant-get-no-revisited/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/beaver-with-a-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beaver-with-a-gun</image:title><image:caption>It's a simple question! ANSWER IT!!!  (Google image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-13T17:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/06/its-a-jungle-out-there/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-27T18:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/04/the-wrong-mascot/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-10T00:41:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/10/01/vote-early-for-duncan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/duncan-in-his-toy-basket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan in his toy basket</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-04T22:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/09/28/the-long-hall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the-long-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Long Hall</image:title><image:caption>The Long Hall by Charles Gulotta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-05T12:19:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/09/27/not-one-more/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-01T00:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/09/23/a-sunny-september-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/burying-hill-beach-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burying Hill Beach 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image, Natch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-28T00:00:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/09/23/voter-registration-day-are-you-registered/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vote11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vote11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-24T22:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/09/06/now-theyve-gone-too-far/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-15T10:55:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/30/its-a-joke-son/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-30T21:58:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/24/just-what-i-always-wanted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/just-what-i-always-wanted.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just What I always Wanted</image:title><image:caption>Amazon Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-14T00:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/21/duncan-back-by-popular-demand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/camo-dog-august-5-2014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camo Dog -- August 5 2014</image:title><image:caption>When the rocks are wet, looking for Duncan is very much like playing Where's Waldo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/no-room.png</image:loc><image:title>No Room!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/toy-basket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toy Basket</image:title><image:caption>Baby Duncan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T17:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/16/ill-be-rested-when-the-roll-is-called-by-mavis-staples/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/we-ll-never-turn-back-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We-Ll-Never-Turn-Back-cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-21T01:46:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/05/self-protection-for-the-gun-control-crowd/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-06T02:25:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/08/01/vive-la-france/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-19T23:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/06/20/corrective-packaging/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-24T21:51:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/07/15/people-are-strange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/blues-brothers-t-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blues Brothers T-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Oh Yeah!
Image from http://www.honcho-sfx.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/money-and-king-funeral-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Money and King Funeral Home</image:title><image:caption>Photo from (I kid you not) Moneyandking.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hearse-1962-cadilac.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hearse 1962 Cadilac</image:title><image:caption>About this vintage.*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T19:05:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/07/12/monsters-throwdown-a-blogger-book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/monsters-throwdown-e1405172991227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster's Throwdown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-28T20:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/07/07/did-i-miss-a-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/obama-presidential-outhouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama Presidential Outhouse</image:title><image:caption>Nope.  No racism here.  No disrespect meant, I'm sure.  Assholes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/n-in-the-white-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>N in the White House</image:title><image:caption>Charming.  Even if it was meant ironically.  Photo credit, West View News.  Assholes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T10:11:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/07/06/angeldemon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/phone-2014jul5-355.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phone 2014Jul5 355</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/phone-2014jul5-350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phone 2014Jul5 350</image:title><image:caption>Who me?  Bite?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T06:10:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/30/blame-duncan-if-i-didnt-respond-to-your-comment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/duncan-dish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Duncan Dish</image:title><image:caption>"This is Embarrassing"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-15T10:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/28/crikey-say-gday-to-me-new-mayte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/duncan-when-we-met.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DUNCAN when we met</image:title><image:caption>Meeting Duncan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-17T17:34:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/08/an-international-life-of-crime/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T21:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/24/good-reason-to-fear-european-travel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/giant-vagina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steckengeblieben</image:title><image:caption>A Giant Vagina Attempted to Swallow An American Tourist (Photo AP Photo / Feuerwehr Tübingen via TalkingPointsMemo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-22T15:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/17/stephen-king-why-the-us-must-introduce-gun-control-on-assault-weapons/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-24T01:55:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/15/whatll-i-do/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T04:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/13/everybody-who-thinks-sen-john-mccain-should-shut-up-raise-your-hand/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-22T20:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/06/09/ever-wished-that-calvin-and-hobbes-creator-bill-watterson-would-return-to-the-comics-page-well-he-just-did/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pb140411.gif</image:loc><image:title>pb140411</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-11T16:48:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/14/letting-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jacob-cooper-in-alps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacob &amp; Cooper in Alps</image:title><image:caption>The Boys in the Jungfrau Region of Switzerland</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wild-boar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wild Boar</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mont-blanc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mont Blanc</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad location</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-06T22:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/29/the-waiting-game/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-01T01:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/17/he-is-pissed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/operation-american-spring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Operation American Spring</image:title><image:caption>The Rally for Which Tens of Millions Stayed home and dry</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-28T10:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/16/on-your-way-out/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-31T23:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/14/followup-drugs/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-24T03:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/13/rawrlove/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rsticker.png</image:loc><image:title>rsticker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ssticker.png</image:loc><image:title>And the sticker.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rtshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rtshirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/btshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bronto Love</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bsticker1.png</image:loc><image:title>Also a sticker.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/stshirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stshirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bsticker.png</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 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Amazon.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T23:16:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/05/08/medical-advice/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-20T09:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/04/27/dilemma-resolved/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-18T15:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/04/25/immoral-dilemma/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-17T16:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/04/22/connections-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-26T07:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/04/11/10-reasons-why-florida-will-ban-voters-from-using-bathrooms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/depends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>depends</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T00:10:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/04/09/back-with-julie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mont-blanc-clear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mont 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But this is from the building's own website (Photo credit http://www.rosslynoverlook.com/image-gallery.htm)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-05T11:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/27/losing-hearts-in-venice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/monet-the-grand-canal-and-santa-maria-della-salute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monet the-grand-canal-and-santa-maria-della-salute</image:title><image:caption>della Salute by Claude Monet.  He apparently liked Venice, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/della-salute-at-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>della Salute at night</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bridge-of-sighs-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridge of Sighs - night</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit:  Photozonly.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00031-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00031 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00037.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00037</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00026-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00026 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00020-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00020 (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00034</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pic00022-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PIC00022 (2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-03T00:34:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/26/a-missed-opportunity-at-the-one-eyed-pig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jeff-knapp-and-jan-michael-vincent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeff Knapp and Jan-Michael Vincent</image:title><image:caption>This is why the girls were all flustered.  Jeff was a ringer for actor Jan-Michael Vincent.  Bot seriously good looking men.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/one-eyed-pig-yelp-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One-Eyed Pig -- Yelp Image</image:title><image:caption>Yelp Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-26T21:18:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/25/happy-80th-birthday-gloria-steinem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/steinem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steinem</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/gloria-steinem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gloria-steinem</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T02:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/20/when-you-were-21/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lennon-lives-what-happens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lennon Live's what happens</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit:  Trashthedressonline.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/would-you-change-anything.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Would you change anything</image:title><image:caption>Image credit Beststuff.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T12:06:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/14/freakin-friday-feature-twindaddy-does-it-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T01:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/13/i-cudda-been-a-contender/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/scarface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarface</image:title><image:caption>OK, So I have no makeup on.  Sue me.  Just Don't Mess with Me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/yield.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yield</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T02:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/05/obama-is-a-weak-leader-a-generic-republican-interview/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-13T16:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/04/the-congressman-from-a-galaxy-far-far-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/steve-stockman-ball-chinnian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Stockman -- Ball chinnian</image:title><image:caption>The evidence is right there on his face.
Photo credit:  http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T00:58:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/03/01/our-own-waterloo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/waterloo-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waterloo -- kids</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/waterloo-soldiers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waterloo -- soldiers</image:title><image:caption>No Smoking!  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/waterloo-staircase-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waterloo staircase 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/napoleon-jean-louise-david.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleon Jean-Louise David</image:title><image:caption>Napoleon and His Horse, who is clearly rearing as a result of the time warp.
Painting by Jacques-Louis David</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/waterloo-visitors-center.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waterloo visitors center</image:title><image:caption>Waterloo Visitors Center and Theater.
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-07T02:40:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/20/hey-doc-be-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/southport-beach-jetty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Southport beach jetty</image:title><image:caption>Photo:  Offmetro.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cheetos-cheeta1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetos Cheeta</image:title><image:caption>I was never one of the cool cats, though.
Photo Credit:  gawkerassets.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cheetos-cheeta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheetos Cheeta</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T19:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/14/id-prefer-flowers-if-its-all-the-same-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Valentine</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit, CrooksandLiars.com.  Thanks for the laugh!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-23T22:54:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/08/vote-for-me-please-if-its-not-too-much-trouble/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-23T22:52:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/07/because-i-you-still/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-23T23:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/03/the-sounds-of-peace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/united-nations-geneva-flags.jpg</image:loc><image:title>United Nations, Geneva flags</image:title><image:caption>Flags of the United Nations, Geneva
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/united-nations-geneva.jpg</image:loc><image:title>United Nations, Geneva</image:title><image:caption>United Nations, Geneva Switzerland.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T15:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/02/01/the-honeymooners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/chateau-frontenauc-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chateau Frontenauc day</image:title><image:caption>HA!  I got this one from Wikipedia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/metal-headboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Metal headboard</image:title><image:caption>You know where I got this so quit asking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bob-newhart-inn-interior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Newhart Inn interior</image:title><image:caption>OK, So it's Google Again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lawn-chairs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lawn chairs</image:title><image:caption>Google again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/map-of-vermont-and-new-hampshire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Map of Vermont and New Hampshire</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bob-newharts-waybury-inn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Newhart's Waybury Inn</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T17:10:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/30/give-em-hell-henry-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-31T11:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/29/are-you-surprised/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/psychopath3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psychopath3</image:title><image:caption>Vote for me.  I'll take care of your heart!
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T01:06:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/27/siri-ously-monday/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-30T01:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/26/when-i-became-famous-sort-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hogmanay-parade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hogmanay parade</image:title><image:caption>Parade of Death
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/edinburgh-castle-fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edinburgh Castle Fireworks</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-21T22:39:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/26/comment-here/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-01T08:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/23/uncle-sugar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mike-huckabee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mike Huckabee</image:title><image:caption>(Photo Credit Salon.com)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T21:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/19/please-share-to-show-my-pupils-how-far-a-photo-can-go-even-if-you-dont-want-it-to/</loc><lastmod>2019-04-17T13:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/18/the-stars-have-it/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-27T05:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/15/sharing-the-boss/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-19T13:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/11/freedom-industries-and-why-i-regulations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/freedom-industries-312x104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedom-Industries-312x104</image:title><image:caption>http://wvmetronews.com photo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/freedom-industries-cnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedom Industries (CNN)</image:title><image:caption>Thirsty?
(Photo from CNN)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/freedom-industries-wash-post.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freedom Industries (Wash Post)</image:title><image:caption>Freedom Industries
 (Washington Post Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cuyahoga-river-burns-google.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuyahoga River Burns (Google)</image:title><image:caption>Cuyahoga River Burns (June 22, 1969)
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/love-canal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love Canal</image:title><image:caption>Love Canal, where Hooker Chemical buried 21,000 tons of toxic waste!
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dr-frances-kelsey-photo-wikipedia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr. Frances Kelsey (photo Wikipedia)</image:title><image:caption>Dr. Frances Kelsey.  
(Photo from Wikipedia article you should have already linked to and read.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T11:55:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/09/stones-bookends/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-16T02:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2014/01/08/be-careful-what-you-say-to-strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/greaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greaser</image:title><image:caption>Who wouldn't want HIM?
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T18:47:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/29/superstitious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/times-square-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Times Square Ball</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T20:52:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/22/home-for-christmas-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-28T01:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/21/come-on-baby-spend-christmas-with-me/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-21T23:41:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/19/both-sides-now-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-01T14:54:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/17/im-late-peter-otoole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/peter-otoole-and-omar-sharif-irish-times.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter O'Toole and Omar Sharif -- Irish Times</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  The Irish Times</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-21T21:38:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/15/getting-a-bargain-christmas-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/two-dollars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two dollars</image:title><image:caption>I've got &lt;i&gt;TWO&lt;/i&gt; bucks!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T20:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/14/the-anniversary/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-16T11:19:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/12/its-the-thought-that-counts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cabbage-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cabbage bowl</image:title><image:caption>Not at all interesting or artsy.  Just messy.
(Google image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/elaines-earrings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elaine's Earrings</image:title><image:caption>Yup.  I still have them!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/parade-magazine-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parade Magazine Cover</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/statue-of-liberty-switchblade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statue of Liberty Switchblade</image:title><image:caption>Image from Ebay, because after all who wouldn't want one of these?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-26T23:25:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/10/how-to-talk-to-women-gop-version/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-14T20:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/08/two-trips-to-the-tidal-basin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/alaskan-malamut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alaskan Malamut</image:title><image:caption>This Malamut looks very much like Tess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jefferson-memorial-in-ice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jefferson Memorial in ice</image:title><image:caption>Photo:  The Washington Post</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T18:11:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/05/the-truth-is-out-there-but-it-aint-pretty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/confessional.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confessional</image:title><image:caption>The Catholic girl in me comes out at last.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-making-of-the-president-1960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Making of the President 1960</image:title><image:caption>By Theodore White
A BRILLIANT book
Barnes &amp; Noble Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/justice-thurgood-marshall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justice Thurgood Marshall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T02:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/04/tradition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/times-square-ball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Times Square Ball</image:title><image:caption>Times Square Ball
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/champagne-cork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Champagne cork.</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T01:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/12/02/5-truths-and-a-lie/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-07T23:23:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/30/advice-from-a-master/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/charlie-chaplin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie Chaplin</image:title><image:caption>Charlie Chaplin
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/look-before-you-leap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Look before you leap</image:title><image:caption>Look before you leap
You Nincompoop.
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T13:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/26/talking-turkey-with-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-vulture-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey vulture 4</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Tom Nichols, Fairfield, CA found http://www.ibabuzz.com/garybogue/2011/09/02/turkey-vulture-up-close-and-personal/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eagle3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eagle3</image:title><image:caption>You lookin' for me?
(Google image, natch)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eagles2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eagles2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eagles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eagles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-vulture-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey vulture 3</image:title><image:caption>Google image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-vulture-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey vulture 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/turkey-vulture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey vulture</image:title><image:caption>Yup.  They be turkeys
(Google image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T02:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/17/home-for-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dad-around-1935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad around 1935</image:title><image:caption>Dad circa 1935</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mr-whiskers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Whiskers</image:title><image:caption>Dad, Circa 1943</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mom-1943.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mom 1943</image:title><image:caption>Mom, Circa 1943</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T18:47:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/20/sometimes-these-things-happen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/camo-camp-chair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Camo camp chair</image:title><image:caption>Why be uncomfortable?  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/beaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beaver</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  http://fitsnews.wordpress.com/2007/03/29/rodents-rise-up/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-07T01:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/17/hertz-donut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hertz-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hertz logo</image:title><image:caption>Yup, and I'll make sure to go elsewhere from now on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hertz-donut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hertz Donut</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T22:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/16/val-made-me-do-it-really/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-05T19:33:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/14/how-ill-make-my-millions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/c-span.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C-Span</image:title><image:caption>I &lt;i&gt;STILL &lt;/i&gt; think I was right about this one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/caffeine-free-coke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caffeine-free Coke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cnn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CNN</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-18T04:56:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/11/to-the-ends-of-the-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jacob-and-his-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacob and his world</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/north-and-south-america-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>North and South America Map</image:title><image:caption>That's Chile way down there at the bottom left.
(Google image, natch.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-14T13:53:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/09/video-the-science-of-happiness/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-06T22:39:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/07/sore-loser/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/virginia-state-emblem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Virginia State Emblem</image:title><image:caption>"Thus, Always, to Tyrants."
Virginia Got that Right
(Google image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-12T01:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/01/am-i-a-total-idiot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nanowrimo.png</image:loc><image:title>NaNoWriMo</image:title><image:caption>I may live to regret this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-06T21:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/31/which-witch/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-06T17:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/11/03/bad-officials/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-06T15:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/25/an-end-to-your-pain/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-29T02:05:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/23/why-should-they-get-it-better/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-30T00:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/20/as-i-was-sayin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/american-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American Flag</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T21:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/17/franklin-d-roosevelt/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-20T02:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/13/one-picture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/one-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Picture</image:title><image:caption>Photo Courtesy of Joan Walsh, via CrooksandLiars.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T02:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/10/reverse-abdication/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-11T09:10:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/06/heading-upstream/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-08T17:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/05/saving-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/john-boehner-nancy-pelosi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Boehner &amp; Nancy Pelosi</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit Reuters via Politico</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tee-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tee-shirt</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  Daily Kos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-10T01:25:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/04/left-vs-right-you-choose/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-06T02:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/02/the-rule-of-law/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-14T12:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/10/01/go-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/house-of-turds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House of Turds</image:title><image:caption>Sums Up the GOP nicely, don't you think?
(Photo:  NY Daily News)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/todays-news.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Todays news</image:title><image:caption>From Dailykos.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T16:06:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/09/23/need-a-new-job-i-got-one-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/uninsuredmap7uninsured2000.gif</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap7uninsured2000</image:title><image:caption>In America?  Disgusting!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/heart-disease-map.png</image:loc><image:title>Heart disease map</image:title><image:caption>I'm beginning to see a disgusting pattern here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diabetes-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>Diabetes map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diabetes-map-healthmetrics1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/diabetes-map-healthmetrics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diabetes Map -- healthmetrics</image:title><image:caption>Diabetes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/poverty-2008-cdc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poverty 2008 CDC</image:title><image:caption>Poverty in the US</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/senator-ted-cruz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Senator Ted Cruz</image:title><image:caption>Senator Ted Cruz
You'd think he was a Disgustologist instead of the nasty thing on the shoe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rep-stephen-fincher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rep. Stephen Fincher</image:title><image:caption>Rep. Stephen Fincher (R-TN)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rep-doug-lamborn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rep. Doug Lamborn</image:title><image:caption>Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-CO)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/rep-doug-lamborn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rep. Doug Lamborn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T02:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/20/a-love-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/missile-launcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missile launcher</image:title><image:caption>Really, I didn't shoot at him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mad-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad woman</image:title><image:caption>Me, except I'm blond.  And in color.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T11:45:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/02/for-medicinal-purposes-only/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/beer-bowl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Bowl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/beer-bowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beer Bowl</image:title><image:caption>Imagine if full of Budweiser</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/goliath-look-alike-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goliath look-alike 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-28T04:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/09/19/whoah-what-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/elephant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elephant</image:title><image:caption>The Morally Bankrupt GOP
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ostrich-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ostrich 3</image:title><image:caption>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Google)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ostrich-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ostrich 2</image:title><image:caption>Google, my love</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ostrich-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ostrich 1</image:title><image:caption>Google Image, I'm sure</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T01:18:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/09/09/ancient-history-pc/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-21T21:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/09/04/if-you-compliment-a-cupcake/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-11T01:25:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/09/02/a-fiery-mystery-in-maine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/interior-ceiling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interior ceiling</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/danielle-exterior-roof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Danielle exterior roof</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo18.png</image:loc><image:title>photo(18)</image:title><image:caption>Volunteer Firemen -- Risking their lives</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(18)</image:title><image:caption>My Tax Dollars at Work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(26)</image:title><image:caption>Storm Clouds Comin' In</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-21T21:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/29/changing-the-name-game/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-30T02:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/26/passing-through/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sandy-hook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandy Hook</image:title><image:caption>Google</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T02:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/19/boaring-followup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wild-boar-sanglier-gourmetfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wild Boar Sanglier gourmetfly</image:title><image:caption>Image from gourmetfly.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wild-boar-dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wild Boar dinner</image:title><image:caption>Google, natch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/friendly-cow-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friendly cow 5</image:title><image:caption>There was a whole mess of them
Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wild-boar-male.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wild Boar Male</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Google
But our boar's tusks were way bigger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T14:41:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/03/06/for-peg-oleg-me-and-medbh-and-what-should-have-been/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/freshlypegged2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freshlypegged2</image:title><image:caption>The &lt;i&gt;Ultimate&lt;/i&gt; Honor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/freshly-pegged.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freshly Pegged</image:title><image:caption>The Ultimate Honor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-19T02:33:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/01/hey-doc/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-19T02:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/13/hey-doc-lighten-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/charon-the-ferryman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charon the Ferryman</image:title><image:caption>Come here often?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-12T21:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/02/09/whats-in-a-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/jacob-cooper-in-alps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jacob &amp; Cooper in Alps</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cooper-at-seal-cove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cooper at Seal Cove</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/charlie-at-6-weeks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie at 6 weeks</image:title><image:caption>I mean, really now.  What would your first thought have been?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/klingsor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Klingsor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/goliath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goliath</image:title><image:caption>His right ear usually flopped over making him look ridiculous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scan0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan0006</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-18T20:40:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/03/09/oneohfive-and-counting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cooper-3-9-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cooper 3-9-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/but-he-loves-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>But He Loves Me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T10:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/05/five-hundred-miles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ellyanna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ellyanna</image:title><image:caption>Ellyana in a Bug</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T12:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/08/eggscruciating-mistakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/scrambled-eggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scrambled eggs</image:title><image:caption>Apparently I am easily satisfied because mine tasted great.  But who am I to know?
Photo:  Google, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T12:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/08/02/carryout-for-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-15T12:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/27/the-perfect-table/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/diet-aid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Diet aid</image:title><image:caption>Photo:  Potterybarn.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-01T19:23:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/24/birthday-board/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pisa-1999.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pisa 1999</image:title><image:caption>Holding up the Tower in 1999</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-20T01:48:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/21/olde-towne-school-for-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/goliath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goliath</image:title><image:caption>Goliath, the Goose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/olde-town-school-for-dogs-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olde Town School For Dogs 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/olde-town-school-for-dogs-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olde Town School For Dogs 1</image:title><image:caption>A Truly Great Place
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T03:53:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/17/of-mice-and-ummm-something-else-with-an-m/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/maggot2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maggot2</image:title><image:caption>They aren't all this cute.
(Google image, natch)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/extreme-sports.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Extreme Sports</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/romper-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romper Room</image:title><image:caption>She should have seen me in that damn mirror.  I was a good kid.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T16:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/16/lucky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lucky1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucky</image:title><image:caption>Photo Credit:  ME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lucky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucky</image:title><image:caption>Photo by ME!!!
Yeah, I was lucky this once.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fox-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fox 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-23T14:30:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/01/13/before-the-fall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kneechest2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KneeChest2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/kneechest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KneeChest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-22T02:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/11/time-for-another-road-trip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/soap-dispenser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soap dispenser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/princess-and-the-pea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess-and-the-pea</image:title><image:caption>Princess and the Pea.  
She even has my hair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/boy-in-the-bubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boy in the bubble</image:title><image:caption>I especially didn't want to be in the version with John Ravolta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/spanish-inquisition-for-women-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spanish Inquisition for Women too!</image:title><image:caption>They gave me 60 Percocet after the operation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/great-escape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Great Escape</image:title><image:caption>I know this isn't Illya.  I'm keepin' him for myself.
(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/anal-fistulas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anal fistulas</image:title><image:caption>Also known as sore butt syndrome</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-05T00:58:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/04/celebrating-the-4th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/edinburgh-castle-fireworks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Edinburgh Castle Fireworks</image:title><image:caption>Look, they're celebrating too!  (Thanks Google)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T01:34:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/01/ill-take-a-vaginal-ultrasound-guv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ultrasound.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ultrasound</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-12T16:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/25/generally-speaking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/deerslayer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deerslayer</image:title><image:caption>Tip was much less cooperative for some reason.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/battle-of-little-bighorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle of Little Bighorn</image:title><image:caption>I didn't have a chance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/general-custer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>General Custer</image:title><image:caption>Thanks a lot, Google</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/roasting-han.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roasting Han</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-03T20:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/20/because-you-never-can-tell-with-some-people/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-16T13:50:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/18/awwwwsome/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-26T15:41:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/13/its-dads-fault/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/railings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Railings</image:title><image:caption>Google, of course</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-29T21:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/09/wedding-poo-poo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wedding-map.png</image:loc><image:title>wedding map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/arctic-explorer-stamps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arctic explorer stamps</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T01:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/03/its-a-cookbook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ann_romney_book_cover_comp_ap_3281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ann_romney_book_cover_comp_ap_3281</image:title><image:caption>Yup, You just can't get away from Ann.  Cover photo courtesy of Politico.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cookbooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cookbooks.</image:title><image:caption>A small sample</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-11T13:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/06/01/a-sticky-wicket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dna-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DNA mask.</image:title><image:caption>Ewwwwwww
(http://deweyhagborg.com/strangervisions/portraits.html)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dna1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DNA</image:title><image:caption>Stranger visions 
(http://deweyhagborg.com/strangervisions/portraits.html)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/go-to-jail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Go to jail</image:title><image:caption>The way my luck was goin' anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bank-error.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bank Error</image:title><image:caption>It would have been great!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/devil-on-my-shoulder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Devil on my shoulder</image:title><image:caption>What's a poor girl like me to do?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/atm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ATM</image:title><image:caption>Would You Like To Make Another Transaction?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T11:34:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/29/mary-grace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sean-penn-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sean Penn 2</image:title><image:caption>(Thanks, Google)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/michele-bachman-newsweek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michele Bachman - Newsweek</image:title><image:caption>Me and Mary Grace are BFFs. 
(Newsweek cover photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T20:44:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/27/memorial-day/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-30T16:24:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/18/please-help-find-nichole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nicole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nicole</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T22:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/24/modern-conveniences/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-18T19:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/14/its-whats-for-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-25T03:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/13/can-you-have-some-privacy-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ladies-room-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladies Room 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ladies-room-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ladies Room 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-03T16:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/10/untarnished/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-09T12:36:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/08/boots-on-the-ground/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-14T02:01:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/05/01/test-your-co-workers/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-11T01:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/25/the-list-you-need-to-write-a-memoir/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-04T12:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/22/earth-daybirthday-the-recycled-edition/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-29T14:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/18/now-why-didnt-i-think-of-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/triple-face-palm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Triple face palm</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T01:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/17/job-security-for-cowards/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T18:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/17/make-money-blogging-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-19T01:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/10/4006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/got-history4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/got-history3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/got-history2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/got-history1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/got-history.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Got History</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/korea-tweets.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Korea tweets</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stupid-tweets-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Stupid Tweets 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stupid-tweets.png</image:loc><image:title>Stupid Tweets</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T11:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/08/why-ill-never-murder-my-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taxes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taxes</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-13T13:40:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/03/my-life-its-all-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cambridge-hospital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambridge Hospital</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/train-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Train Station</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/players-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Players 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/shy-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shy kid</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-16T11:34:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/04/01/from-me-and-the-bbc/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T18:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/03/31/how-do-you-love-me-the-show-me-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-07T18:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/03/26/biting-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/smiley-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smiley Face</image:title><image:caption>Google 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careful</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T23:26:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/bloggin-buddy-books/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ripple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ripple</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lorna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lorna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/totsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totsy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/charles.png</image:loc><image:title>Charles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cooper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/carrie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Carrie 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alcohol</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-01T19:08:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/01/24/sticks-and-stones-the-poll/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-01T12:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/01/20/how-to-lose-your-friends-and-your-job/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-26T05:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/01/19/appreciation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dads-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dad's Gun</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-26T19:56:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/01/17/somethings-do-change-with-age/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/arsenic-and-old-lace.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arsenic and Old 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3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-29T00:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/23/3497/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-28T01:11:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/22/bloggin-buddy-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-23T15:48:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/21/3491/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-23T00:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/18/all-i-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gremlin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T13:18:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/14/newtown/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-27T00:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/12/13/babes-in-toyland-angie-and-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-4-with-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 4 with me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 7</image:title><image:caption>Angie hasn't changed much since her 1980s gravitar picture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/angie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angie 1</image:title><image:caption>Angie hasn't changed one bit since her gravitar 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Life</image:title><image:caption>&lt;i&gt;Ahhhhhhhhh&lt;/i&gt;</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bob-kerrey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Kerrey</image:title><image:caption>Damn.  I thought I could win</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dick-cheney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dick Cheney</image:title><image:caption>Hope she sanitized afterwards</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/will-rogers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will Rogers</image:title><image:caption>He does have that down home feel to him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/reagan-and-oneil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reagan and O'Neil</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T01:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/27/blowin-in-the-wind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fred-flintstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred Flintstone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/phyllis-schlafly-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phyllis Schlafly 2</image:title><image:caption>Why didn't she just stay home and bake?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-07T13:57:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/19/the-well/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-20T16:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/15/3286/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/aarp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AARP</image:title><image:caption>Sixty IS the new thirty, isn't it.  &#13;
But it's still good to plan ahead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/coffin-calendar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coffin Calendar</image:title><image:caption>Here's your hat, what's your hurry?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T00:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/13/java-jive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/global-warming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>global warming</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chocolate5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chocolate2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chocolate2</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmmmmmmmm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/polar-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polar bear</image:title><image:caption>There are zoos, aren't there?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/smog2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smog2</image:title><image:caption>Deep breath now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T22:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/10/veterans-day-heartwarmer/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-18T02:48:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/07/ill-shut-up-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mitch-mcconnell3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell speaks during the second day of the Republican National Convention in Tampa</image:title><image:caption>What An ASS</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-18T03:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/04/dont-take-it-just-from-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T07:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/03/not-too-far/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/daylight-savings-time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daylight savings time</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-07T18:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/11/01/please-say-it-aint-so/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-19T17:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/30/back-in-the-saddle/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-01T11:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/29/the-heart-of-the-matter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/articles-of-confederation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Articles of Confederation</image:title><image:caption>They lasted from 1777 until 1789.&#13;
So they must have worked really well, right?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T12:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/28/ill-be-seeing-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sandy3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandy3</image:title><image:caption>The Weather Channel Hurricane Specialist Carl Parker says Sandy is expected to bring widespread damage over a wide area.&#13;
SHIT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bush_katrina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bush_katrina</image:title><image:caption>You gonna vote for a guy with even less heart that Bush???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sandy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandy 2</image:title><image:caption>John Travolta is an Idiot.&#13;
He's asking Sandy to STAY!!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T11:21:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/27/idiot-wind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/jimmy-durante-and-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jimmy Durante and pumpkin</image:title><image:caption>Jimmy Durante and Pumpkin</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-29T12:10:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/24/oh-now-i-get-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gop_rape_advisory1.gif</image:loc><image:title>gop_rape_advisory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gop_rape_advisory.gif</image:loc><image:title>gop_rape_advisory</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T13:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/23/wait-wait-i-have-a-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mass-polls.png</image:loc><image:title>Mass Polls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-26T11:36:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/18/throne-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/throne-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Throne 3</image:title><image:caption>Or maybe they should go on the Truman Balcony.  The view of the peasants is way better from there..</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T01:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/16/what-cha-been-doin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scarlet-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scarlet Letter</image:title><image:caption>Thanks a lot, Google Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-20T14:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/10/get-fresh-pressed-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pay-pal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pay Pal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-24T23:41:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/04/hey-doc-what-would-you-do/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T04:21:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/12/oh-snap/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-18T23:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/11/robbin-a-better-hood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/david-siegel-throne1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Siegel throne</image:title><image:caption>David's Throne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/david-siegel-throne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Siegel throne</image:title><image:caption>David Siegel's Golden Throne</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/madonna1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mother-theresa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother Theresa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/madonna-and-child.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna and child</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/madonna.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madonna</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mother-theresa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother Theresa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/burnt-toast1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burnt toast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/burnt-toast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burnt toast</image:title><image:caption>Don't piss me off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/david-siegel-mansion-ballroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David Siegel Mansion Ballroom</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't YOUR house have a ballroom?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-18T20:01:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/10/05/seat-of-the-pants-math/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/big-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Big Bird</image:title><image:caption>He'll cut their school lunches next.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T00:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/29/baby-sophia-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sophia-9-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sophia 9-28</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T11:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/27/politics-free-yeah-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-09T13:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/26/wait-i-was-wrong/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-27T14:14:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/25/that-sucking-sound-you-hear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/seamus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seamus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-26T17:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/24/national-voter-registration-day-tuesday-sept-25/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-25T11:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/23/political-silliness/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-25T01:16:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/21/its-spreading/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-26T00:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/20/secrets-of-a-pretty-damn-good-marriage/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-13T13:55:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/17/sins-of-the-father/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-19T16:44:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/16/something-to-brag-about/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-25T11:02:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/14/good-karma-needed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sophia-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sophia 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Sisters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/woman-in-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman in White</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/treasure-island1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Treasure Island</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/forever-by-pete-hamill1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forever by Pete Hamill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/forever-by-pete-hamill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Forever by Pete Hamill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/treasure-island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Treasure 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I DID get this one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/booker-prize-foundation.png</image:loc><image:title>Booker Prize Foundation</image:title><image:caption>The Man Booker Foundation awards the Booker Prize!  But not to me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T16:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/11/the-view/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-20T16:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/09/first-amendment-rights/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-15T23:55:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/09/04/reminders-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/string-finger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>String finger</image:title><image:caption>Don't forget -- Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mormon-underwear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mormon underwear</image:title><image:caption>Mormon underwear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sarah-palin-with-writing-on-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sarah Palin with writing on hand</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure she never did it on a test.  Positive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-19T12:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/31/the-sequel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ann-romney-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ann Romney 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ann-romney-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ann Romney 4</image:title><image:caption>Ann Romney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/michelle-bachman-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michelle Bachman 3</image:title><image:caption>I want to be mayor of Stepford and make more women become just like me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/michele-bachmann-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michele Bachmann - 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/michele-bachman-newsweek.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michele Bachman - Newsweek</image:title><image:caption>Michelle wants to be mayor of Stepford</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/calista-stepford-gingrich3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calista Stepford Gingrich3</image:title><image:caption>Calista is still waiting to use that adoring look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/calista-gingrich-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Calista Gingrich Barbie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nancy-stepford-reagan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Stepford Reagan</image:title><image:caption>Nancy of Stepford</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nancy-stepford-reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Stepford Reagan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/nancy-reagan-barbie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Reagan Barbie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-09T22:12:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/29/french-is-dangerous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/suitcase-watcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suitcase watcher</image:title><image:caption>Google Images are everywhere</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/suitcase-his.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suitcase - his</image:title><image:caption>Google Image (or KGB?)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-28T14:26:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/27/thanks-chris/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-29T21:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/27/property-rights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bless_me_lord_bumper_sticker-p128227644537401552en7pq_2301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bless_me_lord_bumper_sticker-p128227644537401552en7pq_230</image:title><image:caption>Available for $3.95 from Zazzle.com.  It's their picture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bless_me_lord_bumper_sticker-p128227644537401552en7pq_230.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bless_me_lord_bumper_sticker-p128227644537401552en7pq_230</image:title><image:caption>Available for $3.95 from Zazzle.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T12:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/20/twisted-knickers/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-26T22:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/18/give-em-hell-henry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/henry-waxman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Henry Waxman</image:title><image:caption>Representative Henry Waxman (D-CA) (Roll Call photo credit)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/medicare-map.png</image:loc><image:title>Medicare Map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T15:19:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/16/hot-diggity-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mitt-and-ann-in-humbler-times.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mitt and Ann in humbler times</image:title><image:caption>Mitt and Ann in humbler times.  Still in formal wear.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/southport-beach-at-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Southport Beach at night</image:title><image:caption>The Gold Coast.  That house on the left has a ball room.  Literally.  Where they held balls.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-27T14:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/14/forward-crush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/garden-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Garden &amp; Gun</image:title><image:caption>Yup, it's back to the land.  I just need my glossy mag and my loaded mag.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/grain-grinder-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grain Grinder 2</image:title><image:caption>The fully-electrified version so that you don't have to do anything yourself, which, of course, kind of defeats the purpose if you ask me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/grain-grinder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grain Grinder</image:title><image:caption>There's your conventional hand-crank grain grinder for those looking for a workout.  (Williams-Sonoma Catolog)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-19T01:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/09/ghosts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/luisitania.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luisitania</image:title><image:caption>This was NOT going to happen to the nurses.  (Google Image of the sinking of the Lusitania.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/arlington.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arlington</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisters</image:title><image:caption>Me, Judy, Beth in 1995</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-14T03:43:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/05/one-more-time/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-16T01:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/04/dont-hang-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/congress-20121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Congress 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/congress-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Congress 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/kaine-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kaine 2012</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/obama-2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama 2012</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T01:48:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/08/01/all-the-cool-kids-are-doing-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fs-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>F's House</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-08T21:09:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/30/run-hide-fight/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-02T17:31:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/30/damn-straight/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T00:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/25/primal-scream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/london-olympics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>London Olympics</image:title><image:caption>Nooooooooooooooooooooo!  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lausanne1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lausanne</image:title><image:caption>Lausanne, Switzerland, Lake Geneva  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lausanne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lausanne</image:title><image:caption>Lovely city on Lake Geneva.  Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympics1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympics</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Olympics</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T11:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/24/2697/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cool-kid-1994.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool kid 1994</image:title><image:caption>Cool Kid, 1994</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hows-my-driving2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How's My Driving2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-29T14:03:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/20/unexpected/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/great-falls-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Great Falls Tree</image:title><image:caption>Photo Fairfax Police courtesy of The Washington Post</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-19T12:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/19/you-heard-it-here-first/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/michele-bachmann-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michele Bachmann - 2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-23T02:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/17/garbage-in-garbage-out/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-29T14:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/13/of-bards-and-bains/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-16T22:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/10/2640/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-14T00:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/05/the-years-of-living-dangerously/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ronald-reagan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ronald Reagan</image:title><image:caption>Remember?  "The government IS the problem."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/colorado-springs-wildfire2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Colorado Springs Wildfire2</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bridge-collapse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridge collapse</image:title><image:caption>Minnesota Bridge collapse.  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bridge2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridge2</image:title><image:caption>Whittier Bridge on I-95 in Northern Mass.  (Thanks Google)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nj-turnpike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NJ Turnpike</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/skydiving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skydiving</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhhhhhh (Google again)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bungee-jumping2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bungee jumping2</image:title><image:caption>Goooooooggggglllllllllleeeeeeeeeee Imageeeeeeeeeeee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T11:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/07/03/second-annual-no-bitchin-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/full-moon-over-duck-cove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Moon over Duck Cove</image:title><image:caption>Full Moon over the cove</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rainbow11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rainbow1</image:title><image:caption>Rainbow over the cove.  If only the rainbow had ended here, we could stay!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rainbow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rainbow1</image:title><image:caption>Rainbow over the cove</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-12T22:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/28/heard-on-the-fly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dscn5867.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSCN5867</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 3</image:title><image:caption>How do you think we should vote?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 2</image:title><image:caption>Justice Samuel Alito joins his colleague on the balcony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/justices-7-scalia-only.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justices 7 - Scalia only</image:title><image:caption>Justice Anton Scalia, fresh from the Supreme Court Argument on the Affordable Care Act, March 28, 2012</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-12T15:55:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/25/sinking-deeper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nessie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nessie1</image:title><image:caption>Nessie, in the famous "Surgeon's Photograph" from 1934 that is widely believed to be a hoax.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/evolution-billboard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evolution billboard</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't mention what happens in the end, though.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T17:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/19/the-livins-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lone-star-tick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lone Star Tick</image:title><image:caption>We were once so close.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ghost-rider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghost Rider</image:title><image:caption>Beware.  This can happen to you as easily as it happened to Nicholas Cage.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T20:56:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/17/fighting-stupidity-101/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-28T11:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/15/oh-grow-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/queen-victoria.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queen Victoria</image:title><image:caption>Alive and well, apparently</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T21:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/11/birthday-party-blasts/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-18T21:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/06/05/a-d-day-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/howard-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howard 1</image:title><image:caption>Howard in the Countryside (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/howard-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howard 2</image:title><image:caption>65th Anniversary of the D-Day Landings (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/howard-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howard 3</image:title><image:caption>Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ste-mere-eglise-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ste Mere Eglise 2</image:title><image:caption>There are still parachutes on many of the buildings commemorating the landings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/d-day-map1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D-Day Map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/d-day-map.jpg</image:loc><image:title>D-Day Map</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-03T06:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/30/fiftyfourandahalf-coms-secret-to-increasing-your-stats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/laboratoy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laboratoy</image:title><image:caption>No colleagues were injured in the copying of this Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/laboratory1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laboratory</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jailcell2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JailCell2</image:title><image:caption>Plenty of room for all of us!  (Thanks, Google!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/laboratory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Laboratory</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Google</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T21:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/29/its-my-blirthday-too-yah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/this-property-is-condemned.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This property is condemned</image:title><image:caption>"But seriously, officer, I'll clean it up as soon as I finish this comment ..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sock-drawer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sock drawer</image:title><image:caption>Don't grumble.  They're all clean.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-04T23:16:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/27/overheard-at-the-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flag-shirt1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flag shirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flag-shirt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flag shirt</image:title><image:caption>I should have looked more closely.  Maybe it was Mitt!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/angry-snake.gif</image:loc><image:title>Angry snake</image:title><image:caption>Ummmm, Guys?  It's a &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;SNAKE,&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/B&gt; not Disney.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ups-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UPS logo</image:title><image:caption>What's in a Name?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-01T16:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/18/another-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/porta-potty1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porta-potty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/auto-flush1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Auto-flush</image:title><image:caption>No umbrellas allowed!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mr-whipple3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Whipple</image:title><image:caption>What a perv</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mr-whipple2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Whipple</image:title><image:caption>What a perv</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mr-whipple1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Whipple</image:title><image:caption>What a perv</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/porta-potty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Porta-potty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/auto-flush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Auto-flush</image:title><image:caption>Umbrellas NOT Allowed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mr-whipple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Whipple</image:title><image:caption>What a perv</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/goodbye-cruel-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodbye Cruel World</image:title><image:caption>*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/worldibdbadge.png</image:loc><image:title>worldibdbadge</image:title><image:caption>Too much information!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T17:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/16/no-google-no/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T10:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/14/fashion-maverick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pink-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pink gun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jeans-special.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeans - special</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-19T02:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/12/2231/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T01:37:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/12/2230/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-25T10:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/11/word-press-quit-messin-with-us/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-27T13:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/09/git-along-little-doggies/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T00:54:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/03/giddy-bedfellows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lets-pretend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lets Pretend</image:title><image:caption>Let's Pretend This Never Happened, by Jenny Lawson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T19:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/05/01/going-downhill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nondescript-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nondescript car</image:title><image:caption>Nondescript car</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/george-bush-center-for-intel-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Bush Center for Intel sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/metro-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Metro bus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jeep-wrangler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeep Wrangler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nissan-altima.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nissan Altima</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jeep-grand-cherokee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jeep Grand Cherokee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/buick-lesabre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buick LeSabre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/honda-crv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honda CRV</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/toyota-camry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toyota Camry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-23T21:07:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/28/the-masterpiece/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rembrandts-father.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rembrandt's Father</image:title><image:caption>One ugly old dude.  I mean, our masterpiece.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rembrandt-self-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rembrandt - Self- Portrait</image:title><image:caption>Google Again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rembrandt-night-watch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rembrandt - Night Watch</image:title><image:caption>The Night Watch (thanks Google)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-03T00:14:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/24/careful-its-catching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chateau-de-lumiere.png</image:loc><image:title>Chateau De Lumiere</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hummer-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hummer 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rush-limbaugh-cigar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rush Limbaugh Cigar</image:title><image:caption>Rush is an asshole on or off the radio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tom-delay-smoking-a-cigar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Delay smoking a cigar</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Our Fine Former Majority Leader with an ILLEGAL Cuban</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-04T02:38:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/19/to-two-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20000.png</image:loc><image:title>20000</image:title><image:caption>I had to prove it, didn't I?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T22:38:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/17/back-from-beyond/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shuttlefarewell-014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shuttlefarewell 014</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit:  Julie Pearce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shuttlefarewell-009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shuttlefarewell 009</image:title><image:caption>From my office window.  Photo credit:  Julie Pearce</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T23:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/17/to-infinity-and-beyond/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-20T18:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/14/for-the-little-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/buffet-rule-widget.png</image:loc><image:title>Buffet Rule Widget</image:title><image:caption>Source:  http://www.whitehouse.gov/economy/buffett-rule</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/leprechan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leprechan</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/leona-helmsley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leona Helmsley</image:title><image:caption>Wouldn't you think that, with all that money, she could have afforded a bag to put over her head?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T00:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/11/better-living-through-reeses-peanut-butter-cups/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tea-party-hat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tea Party Hat</image:title><image:caption>No Fashion Sense</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tea-party-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tea Party Hat</image:title><image:caption>No Fashion Sense</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/reeses-pieces.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reese's Pieces</image:title><image:caption>Our Vice President -- Out of the Box</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tea-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tea-party</image:title><image:caption>Tea Party -- Spelling Things Out for the US</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/peeps-occupy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps Occupy</image:title><image:caption>Power to the Peeps!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/peeps-pink-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peeps pink 2</image:title><image:caption>An important voting block</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/easter-basket-reeses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter Basket Reeses</image:title><image:caption>A Typical DC-Area Easter Basket</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T00:45:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/06/maybe-next-year/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-19T00:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/04/02/spread-em/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-30T17:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/31/who-am-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chuck-palahniuk-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chuck Palahniuk Book</image:title><image:caption>Look, it's even got my face on the cover!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/kurt-vonnegut.png</image:loc><image:title>Kurt Vonnegut</image:title><image:caption>Wow!  He made a living writing!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T05:09:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/29/i-tried-to-resist-really-i-did/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-01T14:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/24/pounding-wood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/map_county_obese_2007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>map_county_obese_2007</image:title><image:caption>Obesity in US, 2007 (http://www.americanobesity.org/obesityInAmerica.htm)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/poverty-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>Poverty Map</image:title><image:caption>Poverty in the US</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uninsuredmap2.gif</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap2</image:title><image:caption>States trying to repeal the Affordable Care Act.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uninsuredmap7uninsured2000.gif</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap7uninsured2000</image:title><image:caption>Who has insurance?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uninsuredmap4obesity-cdc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap4obesity-CDC</image:title><image:caption>Obesity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uninsuredmap6heartdisease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap6heartdisease</image:title><image:caption>Heart Disease</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/uninsuredmap5diabetescdc.gif</image:loc><image:title>uninsuredmap5DiabetesCDC</image:title><image:caption>Diabetes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/us-poverty-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>US Poverty Map</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/woodpecker-smoky-brown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woodpecker - smoky brown</image:title><image:caption>Smoky brown woodpecker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/woodpeckers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woodpeckers2</image:title><image:caption>Redbellied Woodpecker (yeah, I know it has a red head.  I don't name these things)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T21:02:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/21/color-my-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-distribution1.png</image:loc><image:title>Redbud Distribution</image:title><image:caption>Eastern "Redbud" Distribution</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redbud 5</image:title><image:caption>Eastern Pinkbud Tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redbud 2</image:title><image:caption>Eastern Purplebud Tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redbud 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redbud 4</image:title><image:caption>What color do you see?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/redbud-distribution.png</image:loc><image:title>Redbud Distribution</image:title><image:caption>Purple Buds are all over the place!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T01:27:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/19/does-this-make-sense-to-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/singlemoms1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SingleMoms</image:title><image:caption>From Dailykos.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/singlemoms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SingleMoms</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T00:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/17/moms-song/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-21T11:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/16/speaker7-i-hear-you/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-21T11:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/13/take-me-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nelson-mandela-in-prison-in-1966-on-robben-island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nelson Mandela in prison in 1966 on Robben Island</image:title><image:caption>Nelson Mandela in prison on Robben Island in 1966</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/obama-and-beau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama and Bo</image:title><image:caption>Look!  They know how to play!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/birmingham-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birmingham dogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/fire-hoses-in-birmingham.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire hoses in Birmingham</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, it was very hot that day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/slave-auction.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slave auction</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T20:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/10/just-another-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/spanish-inquisition-for-women-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spanish Inquisition for Women too!</image:title><image:caption>Don't want to leave the little woman out of the Inquisition!  (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/spanish-inquisition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spanish Inquisition</image:title><image:caption>Fun Times with the Spanish Inquisition -- Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boys-town4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys Town</image:title><image:caption>Father Spence and Mickey Rooney in Boys Town -- Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boys-town3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys Town</image:title><image:caption>Father Spence and Mickey Rooney in Boys Town -- Google Image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boys-town2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys Town</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boys-town1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys Town</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/boys-town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boys Town</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T01:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/09/cooper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img00121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG00121</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T01:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/06/lock-step-aint-the-two-step/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/poor-lisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poor Lisa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T11:47:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/03/03/1769/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-07T17:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/28/making-a-difference/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/the-jet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Jet</image:title><image:caption>My Wheels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/around-the-world-itinerary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Around the world Itinerary</image:title><image:caption>Around the World Itinerary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/luxor-egype.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luxor Egype</image:title><image:caption>Luxor Egypt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/easter-island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Easter Island</image:title><image:caption>Moais, Easter Island, Chile</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/angkor-wat-cambodia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angkor Wat, Cambodia</image:title><image:caption>Angkor Wat, Cambodia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/itinerary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Legendary_Cultures</image:title><image:caption>Cuisines and Cultures Itinerary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/williams-sonoma.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Williams Sonoma</image:title><image:caption>Catalog Cover</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/heiffer-international.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Heiffer International</image:title><image:caption>Heiffer International, a wonderful charity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/skin-tag-remover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skin Tag Remover</image:title><image:caption>Harriet Carter.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T17:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/25/the-slow-kid-gets-it-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/turkey-vulture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey vulture</image:title><image:caption>Who wouldn't want this on their breast?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/coot-school.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coot school</image:title><image:caption>Cooties</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/coot-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coot 1</image:title><image:caption>Me in my next life.  OR maybe in my previous one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-03T14:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/23/a-slippery-slope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/butt-paste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butt Paste.</image:title><image:caption>With Only Natural Ingredients</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vaseline.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vaseline</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/coppertone-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Coppertone Girl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T18:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/21/my-biggest-fear/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T16:00:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/17/desperado/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mrs-sparkly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Sparkly</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Sparkly.  Or should it be Ms.?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mrs-sparkly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mrs. Sparkly</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T18:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/15/because-mine-dont/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-01T18:07:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/11/adjust-your-dial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/the-pill-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Pill 3</image:title><image:caption>Enovid -- THE PILL</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kennedy-nixon-debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kennedy-Nixon Debate</image:title><image:caption>Spoiler Alert: Kennedy Won</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T19:26:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/02/07/in-the-pink/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hug-award1.png</image:loc><image:title>hug-award1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pink-gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pink gun</image:title><image:caption>The Pink Hope 22</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T15:31:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/30/im-cooked/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-12T15:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/26/dishtowels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dishtowel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dishtowel2</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dishtowels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dishtowels</image:title><image:caption>(Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T16:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/21/whats-in-a-meme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slanket-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slanket 2</image:title><image:caption>"Nicks Lunch" (no apostrophe) available for $29.99 at TheSlanket.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slanket-zebra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slanket - Zebra</image:title><image:caption>Yours for only $29.95 at http://shop.theslanket.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-30T03:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/17/people-my-age/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-02T01:07:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/14/connections/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sisters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisters</image:title><image:caption>Me, Judy, and Beth, a while ago</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T17:58:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/12/heres-your-sign-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/r-japan-fucking-sale-large5702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>r-JAPAN-FUCKING-SALE-large570</image:title><image:caption>Finally, something worth braving the mall to see</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-14T17:27:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/09/word-press-i-dont-like-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>027</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kissing-emoticon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kissing emoticon</image:title><image:caption>Kisses to you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sucks-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sucks 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educational-shoe1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/versatilebloggeraward11-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>versatilebloggeraward11-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/one_lovely_blog_award1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one_lovely_blog_award1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kreativbloggeraward.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kreativbloggeraward</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/awesomeblogcontentaward.gif</image:loc><image:title>awesomeblogcontentaward</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/candle-lighter-award.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Candle Lighter Award</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T12:16:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2012/01/01/the-envelope-please-part-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/oscar1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oscar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/oscar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oscar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T21:36:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/31/2011-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-03T02:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/31/our-new-years-eve-tradition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/front-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Front door</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/back-door-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back door 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T22:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/30/return/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lamborghini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamborghini</image:title><image:caption>Lamborghini (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ferrari2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferrari</image:title><image:caption>Ferrari (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ferrari1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferrari</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ferrari.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ferrari</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/maserati.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maserati</image:title><image:caption>Maserati (Google Image)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T22:00:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/27/door-number-two/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-08T11:09:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/26/a-different-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/toilet-auger1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Toilet 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And Google, of course.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-20T12:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/22/public-service-reprise-gizmos-and-gadgets/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-27T12:23:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/19/so-these-two-guys-are-walking-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/abbott-costello.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abbott &amp; Costello</image:title><image:caption>Abbott &amp; Costello, probably wearing Timex (Google, you've done it again!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rolex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rolex</image:title><image:caption>Sly Stone -- not my type, but still .... (Thanks again Google Images)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/omega.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Omega</image:title><image:caption>Omega Ad with George Clooney (Thanks, Google Images!)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T10:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/17/not-on-my-list/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-27T13:42:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/15/such-a-choice/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-20T02:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/13/sevenbyseven/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/7x7-blog-award1.png</image:loc><image:title>7x7-blog-award</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/7x7-blog-award.png</image:loc><image:title>7x7-blog-award</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-25T00:39:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/09/fear-of-flying/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-19T12:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/06/a-different-toy-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the_perils_of_pauline_03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_perils_of_pauline_03</image:title><image:caption>We would have let Pauline go, though.  Really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-03T22:40:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/12/02/both-sides-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ground-hog2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ground-hog2</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of Google Images</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-06T10:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/11/30/christmas-with-mom-contest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img-20111201-00040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111201-00040</image:title><image:caption>"Elaine's Earrings" -- Yup, I still have them!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img-20111201-00041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20111201-00041</image:title><image:caption>"Elaine's" Earrings </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-17T07:03:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/11/27/what-happened/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-29T18:39:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/11/26/too-much-information/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-20T00:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2011/11/21/great-balls-of-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://fiftyfourandahalf.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cannon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannon</image:title><image:caption>Google Image.  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