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I Found My Donor!

Well, it’s been a while since I discussed the topic that is near and dear to my, ummm, heart. Poop transplants!  — The ultimate solution to my Crohn’s disease woes. OK, it’s nearer to my hiney, but you can’t claim … Continue reading

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I’ll Take That as a Compliment

Dr. C wiped a tear from her eye, hugged me and laughed as she walked me out of the examination room after my semi-annual tune up the other day. “I have never had this much fun during a consultation, Elyse,” … Continue reading

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Hey Doc? Do I Have To?

You know, there may be a good reason why the GOP hates science. Sometimes it is just plain gross. As a dog lover, my “gross-me-out-the-door” threshold is actually quite high — I can stand some pretty gross things.  Only today … Continue reading

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Need Extra Cash?

Need extra cash? OK, I guess that was a trick question because, well who doesn’t? In keeping with my newly assumed role of bringing you all the news you need to know , I will give you this profitable tip. … Continue reading

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