July 24, 2018 · 0:00
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So as not to let you down …

I have failed in my mission to keep you up to date on all things poop.  I hang my head in shame.

Perhaps this clip will make up for it:

 

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33 responses to “So as not to let you down …”

  1. pouringmyartout
    July 27, 2018 at 0:00

    So… we are shit outa luck? No shit?

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  3. aFrankAngle
    July 25, 2018 at 0:00

    Good find Poopsie, Queen of Poop Nation! Loved the monologue – but the song was quite the surprise. Hope all is well with you … after all, you missed Opening Night.

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    • Elyse
      July 25, 2018 at 0:00

      Sorry Frank. I haven’t been around these parts much. But I couldn’t resist this little ditty.

      I’m fine. Just discouraged by our country. And there’s nothing funny in that. 😔

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  4. kingmidget
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    So, an interesting thing happened on my way to more regular poopage … I have battled my soda addiction for years. The only caffeine I drink is my lunch-time soda — Coke or Pepsi. I’ve tried to stop for years with little success. But a few weeks ago, I managed to do it. I’ve replaced sodas with fruit flavored carbonated water drinks that have no added sugars and, generally, no calories. And this strange thing happened as I accomplished this. My poop has become more regular and more “normal” than … well in all my time on this planet that I can remember. My poops are so incredibly normal now that I want to take pictures and share.

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  5. nonnie9999
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    Ghost poop is the worst. I think I’ve accomplished something magnificent, and then there is no proof that I did anything. I spend the rest of my day doubting myself. I hate that.

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  6. Tippy Gnu
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    I refuse to donate my poop. I’m greedy, so I’m gonna wait ’til they start paying for it.

    By the way, how has the world of poop been treating you lately? Haven’t heard from you in a while. Hope you’re in good health.

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  7. Deb
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    Hilarious! It has been a shitty day so funny poop is perfect 😀

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  8. Just Joan
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    What a crazy video! Oddly enough, I have heard of poop transplants and all the good they can do for a person who lacks healthy intestinal bacteria. I’ve never thought about donating my poo though. Just carrying a baggie of poo while walking my dog makes me queasy. How would you get the poop to the transplant center? Mail it? The post office might object, they have rules against most hazardous items and substances. 🙂

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    • Elyse
      July 24, 2018 at 0:00

      Where there’s a will, there’s a way! I’ve been hoping to learn that this is the miracle cure for my Crohn’s, but I’ve been sorely disappointed! But there was an article in the Washington Post about selling poop. I wrote about it a while back. Truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction…

      Need Extra Cash?

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  9. Carrie Rubin
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    Oh my dear Elyse, you never disappoint. 😄

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  10. Kate Crimmins
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    OMG! That’s all, just OMG!

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  11. renxkyoko
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    Oh, that’s hilarious ! ! !

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  12. johnburger2013
    July 24, 2018 at 0:00

    Well, apology accepted but that video should never see the light of day. Ever again. Amusing but rude. Unacceptable.

    jvb

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Play nice, please.