I’m away, without good access to the internet.
But the universe told me you missed me. Or maybe seeing this picture did:
You’re welcome.
Miss Me Yet?
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
I didn’t even know I didn’t know that. Thank you.
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Yep, now I know. Thank you.
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Oh, good gives me time to catch up while resting in hot air.
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Well, frankly, with me there isn’t much to catch up on! But lolling around sounds lovely.
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Enjoy a gas-free-hopefully break!
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I love the “gasbag President” comment. I have just been shaking my head at the press conference video of him and Angela Merkel. It looks so like a weird passage from a comical film until you realise how tragic it is
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I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch that yet. What a disgrace.
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I read somewhere that couples who fart in from of each other stay together longer… more “buoyancy” in the relationship, I guess. Thanks for sharing. 🙂
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I wonder how many of my lives will find me married to my husband then.
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Apparently, I might have a few manatees near my cubicle.
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Well then you will be happy to know that this article says that smelling farts is good for you.
https://www.littlethings.com/farting-health-benefits/?utm_source=life&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=health
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I did miss you. I worry so when you kids don’t call and don’t write.
You know if that was a womanatee, nobody would be okay with all that farting.
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Hahahahaha
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That picture is a gas!
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😂😜
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Anyone saying that haven’t missed you would be risking their head. Happy farting.
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😉 I’ll be thinking of you kid.
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…ooo000ooo…
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The bubbles are a bit larger.
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it happens.
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Hahaha! I can only hope to share this fun fact today.
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The secret is just knowing the right moment!
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learning AND laughing. Hope you can see why we really do miss you 😉
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IT’s true. Nobody understands why I didn’t try to teach 7th grade boys.
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Ever the one to educate… thank you Elyse! We do miss and hope all is well.
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Everything’s fine, Deb, thanks. I am away and totally disgusted by “our” gasbag president. Hope you’re well, too.
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I’m so glad to know that. Now I have something new to aspire to.
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That’s what I thought. I’ve already got the bod…
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Awesome! Thank you for checking in. Miss you. 🙂
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Actually I’m in Texas, a bit closer to you no doubt!
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Where in Texas?
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Outside Houston. Quick trip. Heading home tomorrow.
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Well… I WAS missing you.
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I know. I had that whole “absence makes the heart grow fonder” thing going for me and had to spoil it all with a fart joke.
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Yes.. I have been wondering where you are these days. Now I know. 🙂
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Yup. Staying buoyant.
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Tee hee hee…..
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I’m so glad none of my blogging buddies is too old for a fart joke. Glad from the bottom of my …. TMI, I’m guessing.
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