It was a staple of my childhood. In fact these lyrics always pop into my head whenever somebody sings Jingle Bells.
Jingle bells
Santa smells
Easter’s on its way …
The clip below was either produced by my childhood best friend, Liz, or other people sang our version, too. I’m guessing the latter.
And it is an early gift to me, and to you.
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! Leave the fan on!
Ahhhh! A “Santa poops!” joke to celebrate the holiday — it’s good to be back at your blog, Elyse! #onlyyou
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πβΌοΈ. I missed you, Alice! Hope you had a nice holiday!
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Perfect ! Merry, merry, Elyse. π
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You too! π πΏ
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Happy holidays, Elise! Here’s hoping everything comes out OK for you! — Jim
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Groan!!!!
Happy holidays to you Jim! π πΏπβΌοΈ
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Why does everything that the Brits say sound so sophisticated? Even “pinching a fruitcake”? Thanks for the chuckles, Elyse! π
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I don’t know! We have friends with what is considered the worst British accent, yet they are rock stars here!
Happy Holidays, Lorna!
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Brilliant! Cheers!
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Merry Christmas, Elyse! Haha, leave it to you to find that video. Too funny. π
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π πΏπ©βΌοΈ
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Perfect emoji use!
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Well, I am an editor after all. ππ½
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I’d forgotten about this one! Thanks for the “re -fresh-air”.
Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, Michelle!
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Oh boy…
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“Christmas Ass” is my new favorite saying …hahahaha!
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There were so many nuggets in this ad!
Merry Christmas, Tops!
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I never knew that very of Jingle Bells, but this video is a hoot … and very Elyseian. Merry Christmas & happy tooting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BrkUIVL8E&t=4s
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Glad you liked it, Frank. Merry Christmas!
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The version on the West coast must be different. As I recall, it went, “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.”
I’ve never bought PooPourri before, because I don’t poop. Nope. Never since the age of three. And there are no eye witnesses to testify otherwise.
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But you can buy some and leave it in the bathroom to ensure nobody else poops either.
Your lyrics were our second verse. π
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Okay, with a little help from Google, here’s another version:
Jingle bells, Santa smells,
Rudolph ran away.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a broken Chevrolet.
Jingle bells, Santa smells
100 miles away.
Blows his nose in cheerios,
And eats ’em every day.
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I hadn’t heard the last one. Thanks. Now I can continue it whenever someone keeps singing verses to Frosty the Snowman!
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I love those commercials. And I recently discovered that PooPourri really does work.
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It does. Last year I got a similar product for my husband called “Pootin” that works, too.
Merry Christmas!
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I will never look at Santa, or young English girls, the same way again…Thanks Elyse
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Ummmm, you’re welcome.
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