December 23, 2016 · 0:00
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Jingle Bells, Santa Smells …

It was a staple of my childhood.  In fact these lyrics always pop into my head whenever somebody sings Jingle Bells.

Jingle bells

Santa smells

Easter’s on its way …

The clip below was either produced by my childhood best friend, Liz, or other people sang our version, too.  I’m guessing the latter.

And it is an early gift to me, and to you.

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!  Leave the fan on!

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29 responses to “Jingle Bells, Santa Smells …”

  1. Alice
    January 3, 2017 at 0:00

    Ahhhh! A “Santa poops!” joke to celebrate the holiday — it’s good to be back at your blog, Elyse! #onlyyou

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  2. vanbytheriver
    December 25, 2016 at 0:00

    Perfect ! Merry, merry, Elyse. 🎄

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  3. Jim Wheeler
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    Happy holidays, Elise! Here’s hoping everything comes out OK for you! — Jim

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  4. Lorna's Voice
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    Why does everything that the Brits say sound so sophisticated? Even “pinching a fruitcake”? Thanks for the chuckles, Elyse! 🙂

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  5. Carrie Rubin
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    Merry Christmas, Elyse! Haha, leave it to you to find that video. Too funny. 🙂

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  6. silkpurseproductions
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    I’d forgotten about this one! Thanks for the “re -fresh-air”.
    Merry Christmas.

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  8. Life With The Top Down
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    “Christmas Ass” is my new favorite saying …hahahaha!

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  9. aFrankAngle
    December 24, 2016 at 0:00

    I never knew that very of Jingle Bells, but this video is a hoot … and very Elyseian. Merry Christmas & happy tooting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BrkUIVL8E&t=4s

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    December 23, 2016 at 0:00

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  11. Tippy Gnu
    December 23, 2016 at 0:00

    The version on the West coast must be different. As I recall, it went, “Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.”

    I’ve never bought PooPourri before, because I don’t poop. Nope. Never since the age of three. And there are no eye witnesses to testify otherwise.

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  12. cordeliasmom2012
    December 23, 2016 at 0:00

    I love those commercials. And I recently discovered that PooPourri really does work.

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  13. Deb
    December 23, 2016 at 0:00

    I will never look at Santa, or young English girls, the same way again…Thanks Elyse

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