August 24, 2016 · 0:00
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Not Me. Really

It’s true.  I’m a dog person.

But I do like other animals.  Most other animals in fact.  And just because I’m a dog person doesn’t mean I don’t like cats.  I do!

And I do talk about poop a lot.  So I understand why you might be thinking that this is me, that I made this video.

But it’s not.  I didn’t.

In fact, I wouldn’t have found it except that I was reading a post over at The Bloggess. 

Jenny was using Google’s auto-complete function to see what would happen if she typed in “Jenny likes”.  I thought it would be fun to see what Elyse likes.

It turns out I like to poop on cats.

 

I never knew.

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29 responses to “Not Me. Really”

  1. Alice
    August 27, 2016 at 0:00

    Uh. “Alice likes beer.” Something tells me this is not entirely reliable… On the plus side, I feel better about your neighborhood cats now!

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  2. Life With The Top Down
    August 27, 2016 at 0:00

    Hahahahahahaha! Lisa Likes Stuff … that narrows it down now doesn’t it?
    I’m dying at the video…dear lord.

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  3. Carrie Rubin
    August 25, 2016 at 0:00

    Hahaha! Too funny. I just tried typing in “Carrie likes” and the most exciting thing I got was “Carrie likes jazz.” Which isn’t even true. Sigh.

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  4. Spoken Like A True Nut
    August 25, 2016 at 0:00

    According to Google auto-complete I don’t like anything. The moment I typed in the “s” on “likes” it literally just gave up and left me with a blank drop-down menu.

    You know, I always suspected…

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  5. silkpurseproductions
    August 25, 2016 at 0:00

    It’s a good thing you were able to make it clear ahead of time that you didn’t make the video. There would have been some confusion. 😉

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    • Elyse
      August 25, 2016 at 0:00

      Actually, I need to send it to my childhood best friend Liz. If video and YouTube had existed when we were 10, we would have posted something just like this!

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  6. Paul
    August 25, 2016 at 0:00

    Now that we have that out of the way, how are you? Ha!

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  7. Tippy Gnu
    August 24, 2016 at 0:00

    Hopefully, cats won’t mistake it for Meow Mix.

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  8. aFrankAngle
    August 24, 2016 at 0:00

    I’m not surprised at this news.

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  9. Luanne
    August 24, 2016 at 0:00

    I can’t let you in my house then! (not that you asked)

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    • Elyse
      August 24, 2016 at 0:00

      Can I come if I promise not to poop on your cats? Or if I only do it on the one cat you choose?

      Some day, this Elyse is going to remember making this video with embarrassment,

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  10. notquiteold
    August 24, 2016 at 0:00

    At least you are more interesting than I am: Nancy likes bikes.

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  11. susielindau
    August 24, 2016 at 0:00

    I saw that this morning! Like who looks up that stuff? A lot of people for it to rank so high. Scary!

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