We all knew it would be a shit storm when the GOP got together to nominate Donald Trump in Cleveland. But even I didn’t think it would actually turn into a a convention hall where folks would be running for the bathrooms instead of the exits.
Apparently, though, they are. Because the GOP doesn’t just have a shitty candidate, they have norovirus:
The virus can be caught through contact from infected people or surfaces, or through consuming contaminated food or water. Norovirus inflames the stomach, the intestines, or both. Symptoms include stomach pain, nausea, diarrhea and vomiting. (Washington Post)
Of course, their candidate has been producing shit from his mouth and making the rest of the world vomit and crap their pants in fear since he announced he was running last year. And then again each time he speaks.
But with the norovirus taking hold of the delegates, I’m wondering if Mr. Trump needs a new form of transportation to make sure those delegates fill the convention hall to listen to the crazy line up of misogynists, racists and fear mongers.
Don’t you think that they should be riding in this fine vehicle:
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Sadly, Drumpf was only running out of his mouth.
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It’s what he does best
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Love this post. So funny but so sad and true. I heard we are making a vaccine for norovirus. Maybe it will help stop this shit.
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A vaccine would be great. I wonder if it will keep all this shit from spewing out of their mouths
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Of course the GOP convention doesn’t fire me up … after all, I know how to avoid it … and it works!
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I’ve tried to watch bits and pieces of it. I have an obligation to my readers … The scary thing is it feels like those days, months ago, when we all thought he couldn’t possibly get the nomination
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I missed it … and so did many of knowledgeable pundits. Nonetheless, ignoring it has been very helpful.
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Could there be a more apt metaphor for this event? Me thinks not. Hehe.
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That’s exactly what I thought. And there aren’t really all that many people I would wish a hearty course of diarrhea to, but I sure do to this bunch!
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Kinda like the Rio Olympics of politics, huh? 😉
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Only with real consequences for the whole world!
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Yup. And we can’t just pack up and leave after two weeks of the not so much fun and games…
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But if you watch Fox, they’re all excited that the convention is going viral.
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What fools these horses-asses be.
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“CAUTION… Exiting Passengers”…that about says it all, doesn’t it ???☺
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There are just so many jokes… I watched a bit of the convention yesterday. It was literally a putrid experience and I felt afterwards possibly like I had been riding a miles on this stool bus.
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We all were!0
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Oh my gosh, this is even funnier than The Holler’s local septic-service pumper truck named, “Your sh*t is our bread and butter!”
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I’ve seen that one too!
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I want a stool bus….wait that came out all kind of wrong. So glad no tv.
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Smart woman!
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I’m going to start volunteering to get folks registered and voting. I’m going to be looking for other ways to make a dint, too. The RNC has been very … illuminating … for me.
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Probably better than an epidemic!
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excellent post – love the truck, perfect
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The convention is sounding pathetic to me. I prefer to respect the people I disagree with, but when they keep harping on Benghazi or on why they hate Hillary, I find nothing helpful or hopeful. It’s all just shit. The best speech so far has been Melania’s. Oops, I mean Michelle’s.
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In my last blog, I promised I would take the political high road. However, it doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy your road!
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I read that. I admire you. But I would explode if I tried!
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The LORD is speaking clearly on His opinion of Trump’s election. Bwahahaha! I hear the candidates have all but accepted Jesus as a write in on their ballot. Ha!
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Tronald Dump riding the Stool Bus. Now there’s a photo op for ya! May a shit storm rain down upon him, and may a smirk be his umbrella. 🙂
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May someone shove that umbrella where the sun don’t shine …
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