Do you ever feel that the stars are lined up against you? That you can’t win in your own life? That God has it in for you?
I have to say, that I have felt that way on more than one occasion. On more than one occasion a day on bad days.
I often feel like I’m between a rock and an electric place
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Some days I know that God is out to get me. But I never really thought there was anything I could do about it. I mean, I’m me, and God, well, God is God. He rules.
Right?
Well maybe not. Because you see, an Israeli man has filed a restraining order against God. True story! Because sometimes, God is abusive. And if God can’t be nice, He needs to keep His distance. At least 300 feet away — that’s the usual distance abusive men must respect.
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Sigh. I’m going straight to hell for this one.
FiftyFourandAHalf 
I like to think that, even when I am laying flat on my back, drunk, in a gutter, I am still looking up at the same stars as the rest of you… hope that helps…
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Now this is a classic find by you … love it … but relax because this headline should give you comfort. http://tinyurl.com/hn4jfd2
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Oh that’s funny. Glad he found it in the end
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I was confident it would calm your fears.
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Wow. I have no words.
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I think I might be going to hell for just reading it…
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That’s where all the fun folks go.
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Don’t start the party without me!
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Won’t you’ve lighting the barbecue?😈
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I cook a mean steak.
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Wonder how that’s working out for him. I guess we know where he’ll be spending eternity.
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The world has clearly gone stark raving mad. Hell is going to have a lot of great bloggers!
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We will have a blast!
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Glad to see you here (and probably in hell), Elyse. I would never file a restraining order against you.
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OMG….that is all. 💘
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😆
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Well shit, Elyse!!! This may well be the answer to all the religious rights laws happening in the US right now. We ALL NEED TO FILE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST GOD. Considering how upside down everything else is right now, it’s crazy enough that it just might work, I think you’ve stumbled on to something here.
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Yes. But enforcement will be a bitch. A job for Ted Cruz, perhaps, since he has a direct line of communication.
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Doesn’t matter. Tying up the courts and taxpayer money seems to work for the GOP. I think we should try it.
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Lol, I was wondering how they would enforce it too. People have way too much time, and evidently money, to spare.
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I’d be willing to take some of that money off their hands, Jaded. And since you mentioned it first, I’ll share!
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I wonder what God’s lawyer has to say about that.
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I’m guessing it’s along the lines of “hahahahahah.”
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I can understand why someone would seek a restraining order against God’s followers, but it looks like this man is going straight to the source.
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That is hilarious. I wonder how they will enforce it…
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That was my first thought, too!
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Given that God supplies the air we breathe and the food we eat I wouldn’t be dissing the Man. Ha! God’s a good guy. We get ourselves into trouble regularly – even when we know we are acting out – and many things simply “are” and no one made them happen.With my health issues I sometimes have pity parties.One such day I was going to dialysis and feeling bad for myself when I met a young man who was a paraplegic in the elevator. He was steering his wheel chair with his chin. I think a hefty dose of Gratefulness is often in order.
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‘Twas all tongue in cheek, Paul. I’m pretty sure God would have character witnesses up the wazoo to testify in favor of his character. B😙
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Ha, and I thought US lawsuits were frivolous.
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Me too! On the other hand, if God is against you, you really do need some backup!
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You might as well just pack it up at that point.
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