April 1, 2016 · 0:00
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What?? You Thought I Wouldn’t Post This?

 

Happy April Fool’s Day.

I loved this ad.  But it’s not a product I’d ever buy.  Me, I’m a Charmin Girl.

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42 responses to “What?? You Thought I Wouldn’t Post This?”

  1. Dana
    April 5, 2016 at 0:00

    Yes, you are charming, Elyse! 🙂 The extra virgin birch made me snort!

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  2. valentinelogar
    April 4, 2016 at 0:00

    Made me clench just watching it. The woman’s face in the end was priceless.

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  3. Just Joan
    April 3, 2016 at 0:00

    Love it! Artisanal everything is so popular these days, it wouldn’t surprise me. The perfect thing to have on the TP roller in your rustic outhouse. Here is one of my favorite toilet products; this girl cracks me up and the product, believe it or not, is REAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

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    • Elyse
      April 3, 2016 at 0:00

      How funny! I actually came across that ad once when I was looking for a YouTube video. I thought it was so funny that I had to post it, but now can’t find the post. In my own personal bathroom, I have a spray bottle of POOTIN, with a picture of Vlad on it — it serves the same purpose and the stuff really does work.

      Nice of you to follow, Joan. I look forward to getting to know you!

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  4. silkpurseproductions
    April 3, 2016 at 0:00

    Ouch, I would be exactly like the woman sitting tenderly on the couch. The kids expression is priceless. I have to say I enjoyed some of the ones in the comments as well.

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  5. Trent Lewin
    April 2, 2016 at 0:00

    I love that kid’s face in the video, that’s priceless. Never seen this ad before, but it’s kind of genius. I’m sure someone somewhere believed it, and possibly even rushed out to the nearest shopping mall…

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  6. ntexas99
    April 2, 2016 at 0:00

    Thank you for being Elyse today (well, yesterday). U iz fun-e

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  7. Nurse Kelly
    April 2, 2016 at 0:00

    Only you!!! That was hilarious! Plumbers must be thrilled with this!

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  8. Paul
    April 2, 2016 at 0:00

    Ha! love the commercial Elyse. Too funny. I stopped paying much attention to TP when I no longer used it on my ass, being a colostomy sort of guy. The new 5-ply super soft TP is a waste of product on me. 🙂

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  9. Tippy Gnu
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    I’ll bet it’s too expensive. Then I’ll get out in the backyard with my axe and make my own.

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  10. Deb
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    The term anal dermabrasion comes to mind…do it yourself hemorrhoid removal maybe?

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  11. 1jaded1
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    For those who like their TP extra scratchy. Too funny. Happy April Fools Day.

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  12. Jim Wheeler
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    Now you’ve got me feeling, ah, rather porous. Maybe the corncob will make a reappearance? 😳

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  13. Carrie Rubin
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    Ha, I can always count on you for toilet-related news, Elyse.

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  15. merrildsmith
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    Oh, I’ll have to add this to my grocery list. 😉

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Play nice, please.