March 29, 2016 · 0:00
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perhaps I am just an unusually smart person. Or especially practical.  Or maybe, just maybe, I haven’t hit my head so many times that I routinely need to do stupid things.

But for most of my life, I have tried my best to not put things near my head that would make my mother panic.  (I was an incredibly thoughtful child.)

I never, for example, played football.  I never did bobsledding that would have me plunge head-first down an icy mountain.  I will admit to skiing headfirst into a stonewall in France, but I can assure you that was unintentional.

So when I read that some genius had developed the perfect “concealed weapon” well, I had to scratch my head.  And thank my lucky stars that my head was still on my shoulders while I was at it.

You see, this genius developed this gun:

Cell phone gun

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Because what could possibly go wrong with putting a cell phone/gun  against your head?  Perhaps that way you can answer when God calls and suggests you run for public office.

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60 responses to “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

  1. Dana
    April 5, 2016 at 0:00

    It sure puts my banana phone to shame! What is that, a 22 gig?

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  2. pouringmyartout
    April 3, 2016 at 0:00

    Well, obviously we need more kinds of guns… sigh…

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  3. Elyse
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    Funny, it shows up for me. It was slink to Bruce Springsteen’s song, I’m going down.

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  4. valentinelogar
    April 1, 2016 at 0:00

    I am so going to buy that as a gift for some people I know.

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  5. The Cutter
    March 31, 2016 at 0:00

    Humanity is determined to extinguish itself

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  6. Trent Lewin
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    That… cannot be real. But if it is, I suspect that my lifespan has been shortened drastically, because I’m inevitably going to pick up someone’s device and activate it in close proximity to my noggin. And that will be that.

    But seriously, why are smart people using their brains to work on this kind of stuff? I mean, Mars awaits… climate change needs some battling… no one’s quite written the perfect novel… all things we could be turning our attention to, but instead? Cell phone gun. CPG. That is all.

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  7. Alice
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    I was pretty horrified by this too.

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  9. silentlyheardonce
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Yea just what we need a smart gun.

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  10. Kate McClelland
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Reblogged this on Kate McClelland and commented:
    Hahaha I wait for the first ‘man blows off right ear answering his ‘cell phone’ headline. :0)

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  11. Michelle
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Oh wow…that is actually chilling.

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  12. Bruce Thiesen
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    May give a whole new meaning to “sorry it wasn’t intentional, it was just a pocket call.”

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  13. Jim Wheeler
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Interesting. Probably mostly tough plastic. Glock made a mostly-plastic gun some years ago and it caused a big stir. The barrel would have to be metal, and probably a couple of springs, and the bullet casings of course. Looks like a two-shot. I wonder if the TSA would detect it? They need scanners that look for springs and casings.

    Who would want a disguised gun? Spies and terrorists I think.

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    • Elyse
      March 30, 2016 at 0:00

      I can see a market with women who don’t want the big bulge … seriously. And of course, they will have kids … who love cell phones.

      This is not a pretty picture.

      Oh, and what I read (and didn’t cite, oops) did say it was a two shot.

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  14. Holly
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Darwin Award, Lifetime Winner right there…

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  15. vanbytheriver
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Why ? It baffles the mind that someone devoted their creative energy to come up with this. What could go wrong…indeed.

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  16. Carrie Rubin
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Ugh. Would likely draw a child’s curiosity too. Definitely seems more danger than benefits with that one. Which is the case with most guns.

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  17. aFrankAngle
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    I heard about this but hadn’t see the image … hmmm …

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    • Elyse
      March 30, 2016 at 0:00

      I recall that there was a concern after 9/11 when I was still in Switzerland that terrorists had cell phones that could shoot bullets. But I don’t know if it was really true.

      Sadly, this one is. And I bet it’ll be a big seller.

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  18. Life With The Top Down
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    Worse than the device itself, is the audience that they are trying to entice with this piece of shit. “Let’s get them while their young”

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  19. silkpurseproductions
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    We’ve come a long way from the “Princess” phone.

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  20. merrildsmith
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    I was going to write, “no words,” but then I realized that could be the epitaph of the person carrying this nifty bit of technology.

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  21. Dina Honour
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    America needs that like they need a hole in the head…sorry, couldn’t resist. Why not? I mean, honestly, how much worse can the gun stuff get? Like I said, soon they’ll start handing out handgun permits with the form you need to fill in to get a birth certificate at the hospital. You know, kill two birds with one gun. I mean stone! Guns don’t kill people. Stones do.

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  22. Eric Tonningsen
    March 30, 2016 at 0:00

    And the spiral continues.

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  23. List of X
    March 29, 2016 at 0:00

    I wouldn’t get too excited about it. Chances are, there will be a newer, bigger, and better model coming out in a few months.

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  24. Tippy Gnu
    March 29, 2016 at 0:00

    Whoever came up with this must have a hole in his head.

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  25. notquiteold
    March 29, 2016 at 0:00

    Good for stopping telemarketers.

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  26. Paul
    March 29, 2016 at 0:00

    Bwahaha! Hello? Hello? BANG!

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Play nice, please.