March 4, 2016 · 0:00
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I’ve Got to Hand it To Trump

Size matters.  Especially if you’re being screwed.

And if this man is elected, we all will be.

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54 responses to “I’ve Got to Hand it To Trump”

  1. Curmudgeon-at-Large
    March 9, 2016 at 0:00

    If I were to (accidentally) shake The Donald’s hand, I would want to wash my hand thoroughly and also count my fingers.

    [And, yes, I split an infinitive.]

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  2. Musings, Rants & Scribbles
    March 8, 2016 at 0:00

    Sigh. Just when I think the bar can’t be set lower… down it goes. We’ve now got grown men crowing about their penises. Thank you Trump, for bringing this campaign to such stagnant depths.

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  3. Archon's Den
    March 8, 2016 at 0:00

    Why plaster Frank’s wall when I can ignore Trump, and plaster yours. I’m disappointed that I can’t lift stuff from my own photo files but, if this works, you should have a nice picture of a treble clef, and I have a new way to annoy bloggers. Thanx for the tutorial – I hope. 😀
    https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://usercontent2.hubimg.com/9864833_f520.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hubpages.com/art/clipart-treble-clef&h=672&w=520&tbnid=t-IK7zAW6CdkPM:&docid=NZC39yr-TFblzM&ei=1X_eVuWBLcbrjgSxgpWQCQ&tbm=isch&ved=0ahUKEwilwOyQybDLAhXGtYMKHTFBBZIQMwg3KAUwBQ

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    • Archon's Den
      March 8, 2016 at 0:00

      Oh well, back to the drawing board. How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice! 😳

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      • Elyse
        March 8, 2016 at 0:00

        OK. I don’t know where I went wrong. But I looked back to find where I got my instructions (From Paul). Here they are in his words, not mine. It may simply be that I forgot a step. Feel free to practice here. I’m not using my blog all that much today!

        Do a google search for the images you want. Then chose the image you want to paste and left click. This will open up a set of like pictures including the one you want. Check the resolution – ideally should be about 500 X 500. Many popular pics have the same picture in different resolutions. (if you choose a high resolution -some are over 1500 X 1500,- the pic does not open properly where you want to paste it) There are two buttons – go to the website or display picture. Chose the display picture button and left click. This should display the pic and the address (at the top). Check to make sure the address ends in “.jpg” or ‘.gif”. These are the only ones available for copying. Most have this ending – if not, go back and find another similar or like and try again. Copy the address and paste it in the comment where you want it to appear. Et voila.

        sounds complex but when you get used to it it is simple. Also, if you like a pic and want more info, you can choose the website and browse.

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    • Elyse
      March 8, 2016 at 0:00

      Here’s you image. You just needed to click on the “View Image” box and copy THAT URL (it needs the JPG at the end:

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  4. etomczyk
    March 7, 2016 at 0:00

    Oh Elyse, I am in pain! Frank may be calm, but I’m with you. HELP!

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  6. Paul
    March 6, 2016 at 0:00

    As an aside Elyse, i’m back doing a Sunday post over at MarkB’s http://markbialczak.com/2016/03/06/back-in-the-saddle/comment-page-1/#comment-77088 If you get a chance to drop by for a visit please do. Thanks!

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  7. aFrankAngle
    March 5, 2016 at 0:00

    And I remain one of the calm ones.

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  8. Lynn
    March 5, 2016 at 0:00

    Those of us up in Canada are very concerned for our friends to the south. I am appalled at the list of candidates running for such an important position at a time when things are so fragile in so many ways. The mere fact that Trump is even in this race is an embarrassment to the process.

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    • Elyse
      March 5, 2016 at 0:00

      I can only take comfort from the fact that I don’t live in Europe any more. It was tough having to explain Monica Lewinsky to Europeans. And then George W came along and the task became monumental. I have no clue how I would even try to explain why Americans are voting for Trump in droves.

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  9. twoblackdoggies
    March 5, 2016 at 0:00

    Clive Palmer was our Donald Trump, his commentary appealed the the disillusioned masses in Australia but thankfully he didn’t become Prime Minister and performance as a member of parliament woeful. Most people I talk to are hoping that you don’t end up with Trump as President, however there has been reports of a growing number of so-called educated males in Australia joining the Trump fan club.

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  10. List of X
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    Sorry, Don, but you got to show some proof. I mean, you wouldn’t believe Barack Obama if he told you he was born in the US but refused to show his birth certificate, would you?

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  11. 1jaded1
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    So disgusting. I’m going to see if Trent Lewin needs a nanny.

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  12. barbtaub
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    If that’s what he does his thinking with, I suppose size does matter.

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  13. reneejohnsonwrites
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    I wonder why he felt the need to assure us all parts weren’t in-dick-ative. Oops–on purpose.

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  14. Life With The Top Down
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    So he’s just a big dick outside of his pants…makes sense.

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  15. silentlyheardonce
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    Oh so presidential! Talking about the size of his “fingers.” Four wives he must not have been able to satisfy them.

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  16. Polysyllabic Profundities
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    I fear for the future of this world as we know it.

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  17. Tippy Gnu
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    So what if we’re all screwed? It’s gonna be great. We’re gonna love it. Guaranteed. I’m stocking up on cannisters of Vaseline right now, while the price is still low.

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  18. Luanne
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    The more time goes on and he shows what an ass he is, the more people are following him!

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  19. Robin
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    I don’t even know what to say about that. It’s just… who cares??! It’s just astounding that so many people think that guy should be President.

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  20. ntexas99
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    He’s such a class act. NOT

    #thiscan’treallybehappeninginamerica

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  21. Dana
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    That would explain everything. He’s like this because he has the Eric Cartman signature “One point Two Inches”.

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  22. Paul
    March 4, 2016 at 0:00

    Ahhhh, that explains it. Apparently Trump said that Mitt Romney should get down on his knees, one would assume to give lip service to Trump. That would explain why Romney wasn’t successful – he couldn’t find Trump’s thingy – I guess small hands really do mean small other things.

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Play nice, please.