When he was a young man, Ted Cruz, aspired to “make ‘tit’ films” and sought “World Domination, you know rule everything.” Today he is a top contender for the GOP Presidential nomination.
Quick! Will somebody please get this guy a job in porno so we can get him out of politics?
(My thanks to Father Kane of The Last of the Millennials where I first saw this gem.)
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
Hillarious…
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Thanks!
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Thank you for putting me onto thebloggess this morning. I hope your having a great day 😊
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You too! She’s good people.
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Well, he is a boob…
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And an asshole. I guess he has all the derogatory body parts covered.
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Yes, he does…and then some.
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He doesn’t, he isn’t, he wasn’t … it is so frightening. He is so frightening. I am so grossed out. I always wonder how he made babies. Why any woman actually had sex with him, he has no sense of humor.
just ick.
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Yes. Ick!
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Somehow porn and this man seem to go together. Not surprised.
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I continue to maintain that nominating Mr. Cruz would be the best thing for the GOP in the long run.
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I must have missed that post of yours. I would be curious as to why
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It wasn’t a post … just a line in OITS … and I think I’ve slid it in more than once. It perplexes a friend of mine when I say it (and he reads aFa), and I just smile and say something about learning in due time.
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Ok. You will have to explain it to me as well. Because why anybody would support this slime for anything other than Asshole of the Year” Is beyond me ! 🤑
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omgggg I hadn’t seen that yet, thanks for sharing!!! so funny/sad/crazy!
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And gross.
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haha yes, should have added that term in too!!
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Maybe he could make a porno staring Trump and Palin… that ought to stir things up.
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No, I don’t want to see him in porn. Even the mere thought of it, makes me fear for all my future orgasms.
I dislike Ted Cruz and everything he stands for as much as the next woman, but didn’t we all say stupid, obnoxious stuff when we were younger? I can’t hold this against him. What his said last month and last week and yesterday, and what he will say tomorrow, that’s what gets me riled.
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True — everyone is pretty lame at that age. The problem is, he hasn’t really changed. He still wants world domination!
If he went into porn, he would soon be unemployed, homeless and destitute. Which, given his policies, is right where he belongs.
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This IS his job in porno: if he gets elected, we’re all f@$ked.
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Oh God ….
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From the mouths of babes. This is why any man wants to dominate the world. So we can get all the T&A we can get.
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Actually, I think this film is from the assholes of babes
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Definitely one to show on the campaign trail.
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I’m sure it will be. The thing is, I doubt he’d say anything different. He certainly doesn’t want to be president to help people!
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That’d be funny except it isn’t.
Do you remember the scene in “The Empire Strikes Back” when Yoda reveals a second Jedi and it turns out to be Lea? “There is another…” That’s what flashed in my head when the Times reported that Mike Bloomberg is so disgusted with the campaigns that he considering running as an independent. Not only would that dude get my vote, I’d probably campaign for him. He ain’t perfect but he’s light years better than what’s on the menu right now.
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That’s exactly how I felt when I voted for John Anderson in 1980. That worked out well.
I like Bloomberg. I wish he’d joined the contest early on (pick a party, any party). But if he joins in as a 3rd party candidate, we will get President Trump.
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Ha. That’s a brilliant suggestion. Maybe we could find him something in HR and he can be responsible for telling performers their healthcare doesn’t cover workplace injuries.
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Or maybe we could have him caught being less thanChristian and the other evangelicals can tar and feather him ..
I have way too many unhealthy fantasies about this asshole.
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Please post something about his lies about his lack of health insurance coverage. You know the one where just two or three days ago he claimed he and his family lost their health care insurance all because of Obamacare and less than 24 hours later his campaign had to acknowledge that, in fact, he never lost his health care coverage. It’s just that his provider switched him from a PPO to an HMO. And his defense is that he didn’t read the letter explaining the switch to him.
The man scares me. He is so polished and smooth and just reeks of cynicism and not caring for anybody or anything except for his own power.
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Oh Lord. I hadn’t heard that part of the story. There is only so much shit one can sift through. What a reprehensible man he is.
It is such a difficult decision to hate Trump or Cruz more …
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I looked into it a bit. It is amazing how much press his “I have no health insurance” schtict got, but how little the truth got. What the hell happened to the 4th Branch of Government?????? (I ask for the 4,208,398,479th time)
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It’s a lot easier to report ‘I have no insurance” than the Multi-layered reason that was a lie. Talkingpointsmemo.com has some pieces on the issue.
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I haven’t been reading TPM as much lately. Obviously, I’ve been missing a lot! Thanks.
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I get that. TPM is too snarky and strident at times.
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I have to take periodic breaks or I explode!
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Watched too much Pinky and the Brain. Scary.
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This guy or the Trumpocalypse? I don’t know if we should be laughing or crying.
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Or holding your nose …
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Have you noticed what gets politicians off these days? Since when is politics NOT a porno offshoot?
😕
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You’ve got a point! Trump looks like someone’s under the podium most of the time.
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We have all manner of crap crossing the Pacific since that Japanese tsunami – just hope he doesn’t wash up here!
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Of course, that would mean that he was no longer a viable candidate, so please reconsider. If paid you reparations?
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oh my, it’s worse than I thought…
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Yes. The ‘asshole’ runs deep in this one.
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Here is more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
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I personally always script family members before they talk about me. Doesn’t everyone?!?!
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I wish. My sister went WAY off script. Well, the woman who USED to be my sister…
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Gaaaa! Aaak! Make it stop! I couldn’t make it through the video, it’s just too painful. The thought of four years of this guy calling the shots – too horrible to contemplate. 😱
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The idea of any of them doing so is!
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