You guys know that I am a fake medical expert who does drugs. In a safe, legal way only, of course.
But I saw this over at my friend Father Kane’s blog, and I just couldn’t resist sharing it with you. Not that any of you need this advice, but someone you know might be wondering. Someone you don’t know well. Someone you don’t even like. But still, it is important to keep folks safe.
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Awesome video … and more confirmation about the importance of your medical advice.
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Damn, I’m good!
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Yep
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Haha oh my gosh, I don’t know which was my favorite– the LSD bunny or trying to wipe the interior vomit with the windshield wipers.
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Some decisions are just beyond us!
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You’re an angel! I needed a smile today–thanks!
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Glad you liked it!
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I’ve long suspected many drivers were ‘impaired’. Must be so. I especially like the ones who advocate against things they are currently doing, such as hanging signs saying texting while driving is illegal and dangerous and then you notice they are steering with their knees while texting away. Yikes. Maybe they were stoned on fumes.
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Yeah! Or talking without a bands-free device. Oy!
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Hands- free. Yo yo yo.which was typed in as oy oy oy!
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Ha! Now I’m afraid to get on the road. Who knew there could be so many stoned people traveling all around me. Yikes!
Sorry I haven’t been around for a while. I’ve been traveling quite a bit. ET
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I’m sure this only happens in German-speaking countries, Eleanor! Truly. It’s not the drivers in the DC area who are/were stoned but the folks who designed the roads!
Hope you’ve had a good time traveling I haven’t been around much either, honestly. Work has gotten totally crazy.
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Good advice – I think I’ve taken half those drugs though 😉
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You naughty girl!
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awesome… but there is no way I am giving up shooting up while I drive…
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You should at least tie off the tourniquet at a stop light only.
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that is for wimps…
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If the tourniquet fits, wear it …
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they fit all sizes, I assume.
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The other day I saw a woman make a u-turn in the middle of a busy street while simultaneously sticking her left hand out the window to make a rude gesture at the drivers who were honking at her and taking large angry bites out of ice cream cone she was holding in her right hand.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any example of this behavior on the video. So I guess we’ll never know what caused it.
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Overdosing on Ego, I’d bet.
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Too funny.
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ThanksB or t!
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Hilarious! The rabbit killed me….hahaha!
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Tops!!!!
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Hahahaha! I know right? I was on hiatus, but I’m back catching up on my reading!
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Welcome back!
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Well, never having tried drugs (the non-medicinal ones), I found this video very enlightening! Suffice it to say, I’m glad I never did try them. (They weren’t available when I was growing up – giving away my age, here.) Ha.
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You wee around before alcohol?
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No. Forgot about that one!
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You’d have to be REALLY old! I think many of them have been around for quite a while wasn’t original Coke loaded with coke in the 20’s?
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Now, Elyse, you’re making me out to be older than I really am! Ha. Shame on you! And yes, there was something in it to make customers feel very happy they drank it, as I remember reading something about that.
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I’m no spring chicken either !
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Speaking of which, it’s just a number, as I’ve recently said to someone who asked me my age. And, it depends upon how “springy” we feel, right? BTW, my real name is Carol.
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Well, Carol, it is one of those large numbers I own that I wish was smaller. Age, weight, blood pressure … I ‘d trade that number for a bigger one in the bank!
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Amen to those numbers!
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Hey thanks for the shout out. It was funny…….
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Sure thing–it made me laugh!
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Haha! The windshield wipers were my favorite – I cracked up!
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Ok, that was awesome. Nothing else, simply awesome. I can’t pick just one.
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I pick a different one each time I think about it !
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Damn. I was enjoying it until they called out glue.
(Loved the translation for LSD. Wouldn’t have known what they were talking about otherwise.)
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Yes. Does anyone still do glue (I hope not) but I thought that one was particularly funny!0
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rubber cement was one of the wickedest highs I’ve ever had.
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You were always a thrill seeker, Guap. Not me.
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It was a…singular experience.
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Somehow, I bet I’ve done way more drugs than you — just few of the fun ones.
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Hmm…not sure if rubber cement counts as on e of the fun ones.
It certainly was one of the more disorienting ones!
I’ll just stick with my insulin and the occasional marijuana contact high at a concert, I think.
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Haha!
That wouldn’t have been as funny if it wasn’t in German.
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When I first read your comment, I thought you had had trouble understanding it BECAUSE of the German ….
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Too funny! Good advice.
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What? Are you two a team?
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Very funny! And also great advice.
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Apparently, we co-ordinated our responses. 😉
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You know, I typed my response to your other comment, hit post and then thought, they are together, aren’t they. … I always worry that I’m going to get it wrong.
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No worries. Yeah, it is me & He-Who. It is scary sometimes. We both are sitting in the morning reading blogs. I can hear him snicker & then he can hear me giggle. We can hear each other tapping at the key boards. Then one of us will say, “Did you read (insert name here) this morning?” and the other will say, “I was just reading that”. Then we look and we have the same comment.We seriously do not collaborate.
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Yeah, it’s hard enough to get through traffic without adding, ummm, elements! Nice to see you!
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Loved it!! If that’s not the best PSA, I don’t know what is. The windshield wiper was my favorite. No, maybe the fairy with the magic wand. So funny.
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Glad, Carrie. I couldn’t resist. I liked the sunroof one best I think ….
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Will anyone else admit that when the windshield wipers turned on they had a momentary thought of “why aren’t they working?” before reality kicked in?
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I am sure I know people who thought that. Never me, of course. Nope. Not me Ocifer.
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I’ll never admit it. 😉
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