Here’s how I knew that today is Monday. All day of it.
Screen shot of my latest follower: getcoloncleanse.
Yup. It’s a Monday alright. All damn day long. Did I mention that?
I got TWO!
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FiftyFourandAHalf 
Damn! I can’t believe getcoloncleanse (or Lady Di-arrhea as I call her) is two-timing me with you. Is there no loyalty in the world anymore?
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These followers are all two (or more) timers.
And I cannot believe that in spite of DECADES. with GI troubles that I never once thought of Lade (or Princess) Di? Not once. A missed opportunity no more, I say! Cheer-i-o!
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There you go, just waiting to attract your attention !
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I must have missed this when I was in the bathroom after colon cleanse followed me!
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I try to acknowledge every new follower I can by visiting their site, reading a post or two & thanking them for following me. When site names like this come up – sorry, I don’t bother.
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I get a lot of followers who speak Chinese or Arabic. Huh?
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The perfect follower for you!
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Thanks, Frank. I’m sure.
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If only blogs like that were just passing through (as their name suggests), but sadly they are like a bad polyp, here to stay.
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Well said, as always!
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Icky.
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It might have been messier had I clicked to look at cleanse’s website! I usually do with new followers. Not this time. Not a lot of time, because most new followers are fake. Sigh.
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I seem to have attracted bloggers who are trying to make money off bloggers. Does anyone blog to just write anymore?
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Bloggers who write? What a novelty!
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Hee hee hee hee hee…
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It was a startling way to wake up!
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Not as startling as if you’d taken them up on the offer, I bet.
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Actually, my general health indicates that at some point I must have taken them up. If only I could get a do-over.
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I think they charge double for that.
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Is that why I am so often doubled over?
You will never best me on poop jokes. I have had far too much practice.
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Oooohhh… that’s right. Sorry, I forgot. Also, I think you may be funnier than me in general, and I like to think I know when I’m gonna be beat.
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I can’t believe that whenever you think of me/answer my comments, you don’t think: SHIT. Most people do.
Besides, Trend, everybody needs a straight man!
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Stop messing with my head!
I think in addition to you being funnier than me, that you terrify me just a wee little bit. I say that in the nicest possible way of course. But no, I don’t think of shit when I think of you, I mostly think of that story about your dog. You made me cry!
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OK. You are absolved of whatever I was accusing you of but can no longer remember!
I’m really not such a scary thing. Or I won’t be once this scar on my face fades … until then, I am claiming that instead of melanoma surgery, that I was in a knife fight. Surprisingly, people don’t know how to respond.
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Ditto?
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Nothing like a friendly reminder.
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Right!
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Ha! I have Nanowrimo up too! Can we really do this?
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Not me — I learned my lesson in November. This one was on Johnbalaya.com and it’s for poetry. I am no poet, either!
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LOL…..oh wow. Well good luck to you!
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Isn’t that the perfect avatar for getcoloncleanse? Yes, it is.
No offense but that’s kind of a sucky Carpenters song. Do you know what’s great? Their cover of Leon Russell’s Superstar. It’s their masterpiece.
I’m just full of opinions today, aren’t I?
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That’s just what I thought about the avatar. Perfect. Sorry about the Carpenters. I was in a rush
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No worries. You were trying to make a point, not express a musical opinion.
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Whoa- that’s better than being followed by “luxury cars india.” Yup. That’s one of mine. I love that one of your tabs is opened to Darla’s blog! Hope Tuesday is better for you.
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Thanks, M2M. I’m mostly looking forward to Friday!
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It amazes me that they don’t even try to pretend that they are a legit follower. I can’t figure out what this accomplishes for them. It is amusing in one of those “sorry I’m chuckling” kind of ways .
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Isn’t it annoying? I’m closing I on #3,000 and I’m sure it will be a fake one! C’est la vie.
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Hahahahah…3,000? I don’t even have 300. (Hanging head in shame)
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2,990 as of this moment. But 90% are fake! like colon cleanse. Yours are real!
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Haha, maybe you’ll hear from ‘tamethewaywardeyebrowhair’ next. 🙂
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I could use that one!
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Couldn’t we all? What IS it with middle-age eyebrows, anyway? My poor husband’s are sprouting in all different directions. I can only imagine mine will be next.
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Changing directions: I loved listening to Karen Carpenter. After hearing the whole tape, I went onto Youtube and listened to some more of the Carpenters. Enjoyed it so much. Thanks for reminding me about them. 🙂
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Mark at Exile disagreed. I ‘m mixed on them. Mostly they were too sweet. But every once in a while they hit the spot!
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it would be funny if it wasn’t so annoyingly targeted
oh, who am I kidding? it’s funny! even for a Monday! 🙄
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I don’t need a whole lot of help to cleanse, 99!
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uh… it is already Tuesday somewhere… or still Sunday maybe…
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Trust me. It is still decidedly Monday where I am. It may be for days.
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well that sucks
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Am now very close to rolling on the floor in hysterics
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Be careful of the colon cleanse …
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Oh my — this morning I woke up to a new follow from yeastinfectionsign.
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I bet that dude’s really anal.
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Bah dat bum …
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Thank you. I’m here all week. *bows*
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Whoa, at least you have a lot of emails! So do I but they’re all from “$hrinkhemorrhoid$fa$t!”
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That’s cause I ignore them all. My office email is much worse.
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I ‘gotcoloncleansed’ as well… apparently. I felt nothing.
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You really are my evil twin, Eva.
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Awesome…
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I got followed recently by brownorificedischarge.
They have since been suspended.
Yay mondays.
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Ewwwwww. Gross me out the door ….
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WordPress: Something for Everyone.
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Ew is right.
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Too funny, Elyse! I know! Where do these people come from?!
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I don’t know, but I wish they’d go back there!
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