At last I have an answer as to why a majority of white men in the United States vote for GOP candidates and swallow all those lame-ass positions touted on Fox news. Their brains short circuit.
I found this via The Last of the Milleniums.
He got it from The Western World.
FiftyFourandAHalf 
Just imagine what Fox news would look like if we replaced each person with the opposite sex and same level of attractiveness…
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You mean you don’t find Steve Doocey hot?
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NOW I understand American politics! I could never figure it out before.
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Happy to help out, Benze!
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Wow. I never realized the Fox News headquarters was located in Stepford.
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Ain’t it the truth. Ain’t it the truth. It’s so nice when there is a logical reason for all of this, isn’t it?
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Too funny! They’re all wearing the exact same style dress with the hemline so high they must spend half their waking day making sure nothing is showing that they don’t want showing. Hey! That’s the secret to Fox News! Spending all day just waiting to get a glimpse of forbidden lands… or something. And it’s so funny looking at the posture- sitting ramrod straight so there is no trace of tummy pooch. LOL!
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You may have hit on the secret all right, M2M. Isn’t it amazing?
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I had no idea! Thank you for enlightening me. Fox News will remain unwatched in this household.
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Amen, Michelle, amen. Now we need to work on those other households.
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That explains how they stand by their credo of “fair and balanced news.” Blondes, brunettes and redheads. Of course! Makes perfect sense. Thanks for the chuckle! 🙂
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Sure thing, Lorna.
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Well, ick. Vile little snipes all. This does explain it though, testosterone poisoning. Channel surfing from the Lazyboy they get sucked in by a face and are lost forever.
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You just about summed it up, Val.
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White? Check (Do I have to check twice if I’m very white?). Man? Despite the fact that I usually act like a 5 year old, I have to Check that one too. Vote? No Check. Watch Fox News? Hell No Check
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I had to hit “Approve Comment” on this one. I wanted to hit it twice!
I truly believe that pornography and news should be kept in separate packages, don’t you agree Rev?
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I agree with that, Elyse. Of course I also believe that news should actually be news and that news has no agenda.
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Apparently, then, you are UnAmerican. imagine. Wanting news with your news. What ARE you thinking, Revis?
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I’m thinking that if it’s the Fox News people who call me UnAmerican, I’ll consider it a compliment.
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Right!
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Now we know why the make-up industry is so huge; just the contract for Fox must be a billion dollar market for the makers of eye, skin, and hair products… I consider myself to be fortunate in having allergies to hair spray, and the other chemicals used in such stuff, so all of those women look to me just like a night in the emergency room… not attractive at all.
I agree that those women of color who have joined that parade should, if nothing else, be considered as “cop-ins”, for taking the money and allowing themselves to be exploited for their looks…. cuz nobody is fooled by any of the faux intellectualism that is scripted for them… It’s all a very sad indictment of modern culture in America…. or whatever we’re called now…. no matter, nationalism of ANY kind is dangerous….
Sorry, didn’t mean to ramble/rant, there’s just SO much wrong in these pictures…. , but, one more….
I am always surprised that Ann Coulter shows up on film; the legend about the soulless ones, vampires of the spirit, those who live on human misery and blood, must be inaccurate, for, if there ever existed on this planet in the last 5000 years, a woman more bitter and vindictive, against everyone alive, and, by deduction and obvious observation, hated herself more than Ann Coulter does, she didn’t live long enough to achieve any mention in history, or any degree of fame…. Which is, sad to say, another indictment of modern culture, which has made her a celebrity among the several hundred million ignorant caucasian bigots in the world…. SIGH….. 😦
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Apparently, I touched a nerve!
But isn’t the problem with the soulless ones that they don’t appear in mirrors? I don’t think there is a problem with film because there are so many soulless folks here. Sigh.
And who in their right mind listens to Ann Coulter? She is not very bright, nasty and mean. Of course, she has nice legs, so …
Thanks for commenting!
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I’m white. But I don’t vote GOP, but I don’t vote dem either. I guess that makes me an outlier, statistically. It’s so lonely out here…
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You probably don’t watch FOX, though, either Cooper. And that alone proves that you have a brain. At least half a one.
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just channel surfing past Fox makes my teeth itch.
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That was funny. It makes me wonder about the demographics at the executive level at Fox.
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White with peni.
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I’ve never seen Fox news. After the comments I’ve just read, I guess if I ever do see it, I won’t be tellin’ you!
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You are a wise man, He Who. For many reasons including the fact that you don’t watch Fox. Or that you don’t admit to it!
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You have to pay extra for the Fox Network here and I’m already paying way to much to watch TV. We prefer CNN and Canadian news.
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That about sums it up, doesn’t it? And those are just the type of men to refer to all these women as ‘girls’ too. But I don’t care how pretty Ann Coulter is–most of the stuff that comes out of her mouth is ugly debris!
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Ann Coulter is vile. More snake than woman.
The surprising thing to me was that they actually have “women of color” on Fox — why on earth would they demean themselves like that. Oh, I guess they all demean themselves, don’t they. My bad.
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I noticed that too, but really, there wasn’t that much diversity. I think the same two or three women kept being re-shown. But there was an awful lot of blond.
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Sadly, as a guy who appreciates intelligence at least as much as physical attributes, I found very few of them attractive.
Mostly I thought, wow, what a waste of people…
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And I thought, wow, what a lot of plastic surgery…
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Did you hear Paul Begala’s retort when someone at CPAC (where he was defending our side) suggested that one of the things Hilary will do is get a face lift? “No,” Begala said, “She’s not a Republican!”
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Ha! That’s a good one. Poor Hilary; no matter how smart she is and how much good she’s done, they always go back to her pantsuits and her hair.
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A friend of mine, a Harvard Law School graduate, certified liberal guy, commented back in the 1990s that Hilary’s problem was that she kept changing hairstyles. I smacked him, and will never, ever let him live it down.
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Good for you. Of course, if Hilary never changed her hairstyle, we’d hear about that, too.
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Yeah — then she’d be frumpy like Maimie or Bess Truman.
Being 1st lady must be a horrible job. You can’t win.
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yeah, looks like they all bought their cheekbones from the same store.
As well as their hair dye.
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They really are just blow up dolls, I’m pretty sure.
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Yes, plenty of blond highlights happening on Fox News.
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You’re my kind of guy, Guap!
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Then I guess it’s safe to say i was very disappointed to learn Rachel Maddow wouldn’t be the least bit interested in me hitting on her.
I don’t always agree with her, but it would be a helluva conversation!
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She wouldn’t like it if I hit on her, either. But I love her show. She’s brilliant. She’s high on my list of folks I’d love to have dinner with. Or work for. Or have read my blog.
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Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat.Com™ and commented:
What brains??? Thank you Ms. Elyse.
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Thanks pal. On behalf of the other half of my race, I apologize. Except for my husband, he would never venture over there. Or my readers. Or any man with a brain.
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