Here’s how I knew that today is Monday. All day of it.
Screen shot of my latest follower: getcoloncleanse.
Yup. It’s a Monday alright. All damn day long. Did I mention that?
Filed under Diet tips, Disgustology, Health and Medicine, Huh?, Humor, Mysteries
Tagged as Bad days, Crap, Humor
Too funny, Elyse! I know! Where do these people come from?!
I don’t know, but I wish they’d go back there!
I got followed recently by brownorificedischarge.
They have since been suspended.
Ewwwwww. Gross me out the door ….
WordPress: Something for Everyone.
Ew is right.
I ‘gotcoloncleansed’ as well… apparently. I felt nothing.
You really are my evil twin, Eva.
Whoa, at least you have a lot of emails! So do I but they’re all from “$hrinkhemorrhoid$fa$t!”
That’s cause I ignore them all. My office email is much worse.
I bet that dude’s really anal.
Bah dat bum …
Thank you. I’m here all week. *bows*
Am now very close to rolling on the floor in hysterics
Be careful of the colon cleanse …
Oh my — this morning I woke up to a new follow from yeastinfectionsign.
uh… it is already Tuesday somewhere… or still Sunday maybe…
Trust me. It is still decidedly Monday where I am. It may be for days.
well that sucks
it would be funny if it wasn’t so annoyingly targeted
oh, who am I kidding? it’s funny! even for a Monday! :roll:
I don’t need a whole lot of help to cleanse, 99!
Changing directions: I loved listening to Karen Carpenter. After hearing the whole tape, I went onto Youtube and listened to some more of the Carpenters. Enjoyed it so much. Thanks for reminding me about them. :-)
Mark at Exile disagreed. I ‘m mixed on them. Mostly they were too sweet. But every once in a while they hit the spot!
Haha, maybe you’ll hear from ‘tamethewaywardeyebrowhair’ next. :)
I could use that one!
Couldn’t we all? What IS it with middle-age eyebrows, anyway? My poor husband’s are sprouting in all different directions. I can only imagine mine will be next.
It amazes me that they don’t even try to pretend that they are a legit follower. I can’t figure out what this accomplishes for them. It is amusing in one of those “sorry I’m chuckling” kind of ways .
Isn’t it annoying? I’m closing I on #3,000 and I’m sure it will be a fake one! C’est la vie.
Hahahahah…3,000? I don’t even have 300. (Hanging head in shame)
2,990 as of this moment. But 90% are fake! like colon cleanse. Yours are real!
Whoa- that’s better than being followed by “luxury cars india.” Yup. That’s one of mine. I love that one of your tabs is opened to Darla’s blog! Hope Tuesday is better for you.
Thanks, M2M. I’m mostly looking forward to Friday!
Isn’t that the perfect avatar for getcoloncleanse? Yes, it is.
No offense but that’s kind of a sucky Carpenters song. Do you know what’s great? Their cover of Leon Russell’s Superstar. It’s their masterpiece.
I’m just full of opinions today, aren’t I?
That’s just what I thought about the avatar. Perfect. Sorry about the Carpenters. I was in a rush
No worries. You were trying to make a point, not express a musical opinion.
Ha! I have Nanowrimo up too! Can we really do this?
Not me — I learned my lesson in November. This one was on Johnbalaya.com and it’s for poetry. I am no poet, either!
LOL…..oh wow. Well good luck to you!
Nothing like a friendly reminder.
Hee hee hee hee hee…
It was a startling way to wake up!
Not as startling as if you’d taken them up on the offer, I bet.
Actually, my general health indicates that at some point I must have taken them up. If only I could get a do-over.
I think they charge double for that.
Is that why I am so often doubled over?
You will never best me on poop jokes. I have had far too much practice.
Oooohhh… that’s right. Sorry, I forgot. Also, I think you may be funnier than me in general, and I like to think I know when I’m gonna be beat.
I can’t believe that whenever you think of me/answer my comments, you don’t think: SHIT. Most people do.
Besides, Trend, everybody needs a straight man!
Stop messing with my head!
I think in addition to you being funnier than me, that you terrify me just a wee little bit. I say that in the nicest possible way of course. But no, I don’t think of shit when I think of you, I mostly think of that story about your dog. You made me cry!
OK. You are absolved of whatever I was accusing you of but can no longer remember!
I’m really not such a scary thing. Or I won’t be once this scar on my face fades … until then, I am claiming that instead of melanoma surgery, that I was in a knife fight. Surprisingly, people don’t know how to respond.
I seem to have attracted bloggers who are trying to make money off bloggers. Does anyone blog to just write anymore?
Bloggers who write? What a novelty!
It might have been messier had I clicked to look at cleanse’s website! I usually do with new followers. Not this time. Not a lot of time, because most new followers are fake. Sigh.
If only blogs like that were just passing through (as their name suggests), but sadly they are like a bad polyp, here to stay.
Well said, as always!
The perfect follower for you!
Thanks, Frank. I’m sure.
I try to acknowledge every new follower I can by visiting their site, reading a post or two & thanking them for following me. When site names like this come up – sorry, I don’t bother.
I get a lot of followers who speak Chinese or Arabic. Huh?
There you go, just waiting to attract your attention !
I must have missed this when I was in the bathroom after colon cleanse followed me!
Damn! I can’t believe getcoloncleanse (or Lady Di-arrhea as I call her) is two-timing me with you. Is there no loyalty in the world anymore?
These followers are all two (or more) timers.
And I cannot believe that in spite of DECADES. with GI troubles that I never once thought of Lade (or Princess) Di? Not once. A missed opportunity no more, I say! Cheer-i-o!
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